January 14, 2013
This A+ list all movie actor talks a good game but there is no way he is going back to his wife or even try and make up with her. He just doesn't want the press to ask him any questions. Truth is there have been one woman after another that he has been seeing while trying to repair his marriage. The ones who share his bondage fantasies get to come back for another night. This will be revealed.
Russell Crowe/Dita Von Teese
Rawr!
ReplyDeletea little more interesting----so he inderectly got the herp from lilo
ReplyDeleteAnd bravo to katydid for correctly guessing this one!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I got one! (secret's out I'm too tired to change my handle)
Deletebut who is the dom and who is the sub?
ReplyDeleteDita is the dom - no doubt. She's got dominitrix written all over her. Interesting!
ReplyDeleteSorry entry but aren't these all just the ones we overwhelmingly decided already? Yawn pass me a marg.
ReplyDeleteI wish they would make a movie about lions so he could play the king of the pride and finally be among his kind.
ReplyDeleteI did not need the mental image of Russell Crow hog tied.
ReplyDeleteOh u just know Russell was Ditas bitch!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she dresses like a Gladiator when she whips his ass. I wonder if she whips his ass with a phone.
ReplyDeleteI'm DYING!!! lol!!!! Perfection...
Delete@ethorne- holy fuck, i forgot about the phone.
Delete@Lotta-I bet you don't forget Naomi-misogynist!
DeleteI'm fairly certain this was already reveled
ReplyDeleteYeah, he revels in the freakiness...
Deletetotally off topic but is Eva Longoria the queen of commercials now or what? Watching Lifetime and she had back to back commercials on 1-for cat food and 1 for loreal mascara. Plus the Lays chips... Guess it's a living!
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria - yep, that's what talent will get you.
Delete@Stacey she's a commercial and producing mad woman. She's making more money now than she did on Desperate Housewives
ReplyDeleteNothing like kinky nights to heal a breaking heart. His wife moved on much, much earlier than ol' Russ.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone Dita hasn't done?
ReplyDeleteRussell used to be so hot, what happened?
I wonder how much he paid her.
ReplyDeleteJesus they all really sleep with each other
ReplyDeleteBow down before Zod,, Jor-el! ...and kiss my boot.
ReplyDeleteOh, the images in my head now. Dammit.
You just know he is into the slave part. Poor bastard is in a slo mo train wreck, I guess he just needs someone else to be in control. Safe
ReplyDeleteWord, anyone?
We all called this one. Snooze.
ReplyDeleteI can see Dita with a strap on.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I read it as Russell Brand first and was like whaaat? A+?
ReplyDeleteI felt bad for his wife from the minute he married her. Seems like he wanted children and she was willing. I hope she gets some serious $$ from him. "Master and Commander" lol - at least he's a good actor.
ReplyDeletemmm Master and Commander indeed. I doubt Dita was the dominant one, she screams submissive to me.
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