January 16, 2013
I don't think this former A list celebrity and still one in his own mind was expecting his A+ list celebrity girlfriend to just move into his place. She did though. Doesn't trust the boyfriend but wants to be with him and knows he will cheat if given the chance so she has moved in with him and makes him keep his phone where she can see it. This is not going to end well. He liked his space, but also loves the sex with her. He is waiting her out. Knows she has a busy schedule.
John Mayer/Katy Perry
Lotta with the win! You go Glen Coco!
ReplyDeleteBoth of Em can do better
ReplyDeleteHow can you want to be with someone like that? I feel like I'd be saying to my boyfriend 'shit on me, literally and figuratively, but I still like you so I'll stay anyway.'
ReplyDelete@Svetlana- HAHAHA, your shit references are perfect!
Deletelegend is he has a nine inch dick and women get dicktamtized by him.
ReplyDeleteNow he has the best of both worlds he casually has sex with her and whoever else he wants
I think it makes Katy look desperate, she could do so much better indeed.
Agree, she looks pathetic. I like both of them, but not together.
DeleteShe can but I don't know about the douche. In any case shes madly in love with him she claims now. Must be true because he's useless.
ReplyDeleteAhh Katy get it together girl!
ReplyDeleteWhy Katy why? No sex is that good!
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show, even if you're rich, cute & have a great body you can still be super insecure. Sad. I've got friends who the same thing. However Im pretty certain none of them would appreciate a guy shitting on her. Gah
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten about JM's penchant for brown showers. Ewwww.
ReplyDeletehe SHITS one her----thats nasty---she seems so demure
ReplyDeleteLmao, how did I forget about the brown bomber!
ReplyDeleteLmao, how did I forget about the brown bomber!
ReplyDeleteShe obviously loves the dudes that have crazy sexy times. Hit it girl!
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over the fact that Jessica Simpson & Jennifer Aniston were down w/ his fondness for feces....I mean, each to their own, but I just can't picture these women being into that.
ReplyDeleteOh please God, let that rumor of brown showers be just a rumor. Maybe Katy is okay but maybe she is dickmatized.
ReplyDeleteFrickin nasty.
ReplyDeleteSherry - ha ha ha ha Dickmatized! I have a new fave word!!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone read her Vanity Fair interview, Perry knows she's got problems trying to save losers. She really needs to see a good shrink and work that out.
ReplyDeleteKaty clearly has issues. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI believe the correct word is shitmatized
ReplyDeletelol @justducky true!
ReplyDeleteI feel like Jessica Simpson would of (or maybe did) ate his shit just so he wouldn't leave her.
You idiots believe everything you read on the web huh.
ReplyDelete^ says the idiot commenting about it, and reading the blog.
ReplyDeletei thought he was all about the golden shower. How did i miss the poop reveal?? Don't remember seeing that
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ReplyDeleteWhat is *wrong* with that girl?
ReplyDeleteHell,a nine inch vibe has way more speeds than Mayer ..and less shit.
ReplyDeletesick motherF#$@r
ReplyDeleteThis pisses me off. There goes her career as a fun, sassy, sexual, confident, liberated, creative and talented woman. Now her image is a foolish, pea brained, insecure, low self esteem having, bimbo, with poor judgement and a penchant for guzzling filthy herp infected salty douche water. I couldn't like her any less now. I was kind of on her side before she started letting him use her as his personal famous spooge receptacle. Pull your head out of your a## Katie!
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry, you're so sexy and talented, not to mention you seem to be a total sweet heart. What do women see in that greasy haired wonk eyed loser? Every time he dates a woman, I think less of that woman. Katy needs to move on and up.
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