January 4, 2013
Despite her non-stop efforts at getting publicity for herself over the past few months, this C list celebrity who used to be almost A list has had no takers for anyone who wants to represent her or take a chance on her. They know what happened last time and think she will be a huge flop. They have tried to explain to her that it is not about publicity as it is about talent and how no one thinks she has any.
Paris Hilton
I hope Enty is getting the lame reveals out of the way early to wow us later.
ReplyDeleteAnd canopener, I don't necessarily believe them but am still entertained!
@Jules, ITA!!!
DeleteHmmm. I hope this train has truly ended...we've been subjucted to her for a DECADE!
ReplyDeleteEveryone guessed Lohan.
ReplyDeleteHa! Obviously, Lil Wayne did not read this blind and was in the dark about Wonky McV.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2013/05/22/paris-hilton-signs-record-deal-with-lil-waynes-label/
I'm actually a teensy bit surprised she was classified as an almost A list celeb. Not talentwise, but name recognition at the very least.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwww...poor Paris. She might want to try getting an education and a--GASP--real job, like in the family business.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile
ReplyDeleteI believe 3/4 of them and have been shocked to hear things from him weeks before they come-out in public. My friends are all very impressed when it happens cause they dont read the site. Remember the Paris Jackson blind about the creepy uncle 2 days before she was committed to the hospital--that is more than coincidence
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee,LOVES it.
ReplyDelete@mousemaker got this one.The only one to guess Paris. Guess it wasn't so lame or easy after all since every other guess was wrong. UGH Parisite needs to just fade away already
ReplyDeleteEntry whores itself out for gossip. Pay for play.
ReplyDeleteI live in Toronto and when the Simple Life was a hit they shut down Queen street (a large and main street) because she was doing publicity for a movie----people (mostly teen girls) were hysteric like she was the Beatles or something----around 2004 I think
ReplyDeleteI think Enty plays with ratings. I am positive that he has referred to Paris as A list celeb at some time in the past.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see you back here!
Deletethanks Katarina - I've been around but sometimes go a few days without checking in.
DeleteThe fuck you say!
ReplyDeleteThat made me chuckle, @PSL
ReplyDelete@derek harvey - I'm from Toronto too!
ReplyDeleteVagina, there is no Santa Claus!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd no radio show!
ReplyDeleteShe has representation according to IMDB Pro and Studio System.
ReplyDeleteNope. Enty is a liar and a fake.
ReplyDeleteYou want to believe.
ReplyDeleteDear @canopener,
ReplyDeleteA psycho says what?
What happened to my comment?
ReplyDeleteThank God! She needs t fade away quietly. Now if only she could take Kim K. nd her clan with her.
ReplyDelete^^^to fade away^^^^
ReplyDeleteGypsy, can't you read?????
ReplyDeleteShe should start hooking, about all she's good for. Her uncle Mauricio can probably make some introductions. Just keep her off my TV screen.
ReplyDeleteOkay...I'll just restate that I agree with you, @derekharvey, and wish CDANers a Happy 4th again.
ReplyDeleteI hope Parasite "Valtrex Vagina" is toasted alive in a firey car explosion after she is riddled with bullets in a driveby. Some fun Hilton family facts:
ReplyDelete-Parasite was an apartment whore her first year in LA and was known for fucking her johns bareback and swallowing their cum.
-Parasite's mom, Kathy, was pimped out by Parasite's maternal grandmother, who watched as a big dicked nigger she hired pounded Kathy's pussy into his waterbed in the back of his van.
-Rick Hilton, Parasite's dad, was and is an extremely stupid and goofy dullard who masturbates to Parasite's porno. He could not get laid as a young man, so he fucked hundreds of whores. Kathy caught him by sucking off his small penis better than any of the other whores he fucked
-Both of Parasite's parents have herpes and genital warts
-Parasite's brother, Baron, is an alcoholic faggot who is HIV positive. He also shares the family venereal disease - herpes.
-Parasite has bern treated for mouth gonorrhea and anal herpes.
-Parasite has had -no shit - 19 abortions.
oooookaaaay....the troll is DEFINITELY on something. No way can someone act like this day after day without chemical help. The human animal has changes, moods go up and down, they don't usually stay up, up, up, cray, cray, cray for weeks on end the way this obnoxious trash has.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I am so glad that hollywood types have finally realised that she has no talent of any marketable kind.
Happy Fourth to All of The CDAN Family!!!!!!!
Ok I am gonna duck but.... I don't mind her!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw her on Wendy Willisms - how you doin - and she sounded ambitious and way more business oriented and savvy than I would have ever thought. Also more down to earth with thy River guy she's with. She has perfume and bags and shoe stores opening everywhere in the world. Or so it seems. She is like a second rate Jessica Simpson. (never said I LIKED her, just that I dont mind her)
I don't mind her either I actually like her perfumes..
DeleteBeing told she doesn't have any talent shouldn't have come as a surprise to her. Sex tape, then famous for being famous.. it's not rocket science even for Paris.
ReplyDeleteShe has a tremendous talent for killing innocent little animals.
ReplyDeleteI remember Page 6 shilling for her when she did her round the world Sweet 16 birthday parties. It took something like a frickin month. Wonky whore has been at it for more than 15 years.
ReplyDeleteShe's still got a name. Look at the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteParis cant figure this out for herself?? Honey, the band has gone home, the chairs are on the tables, the lights are going off. Its over honey. Just walk away quietly.
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteAdded to her lack of talent is the big problem with her left eye. They just can't shoot a show with only her good side showing.
ReplyDeleteDamn Massive G! What a post!
ReplyDeleteI believe Massive G. Got any dirt on Kyle, Kim, Nicki...???
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