Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Lindsay Lohan And Venice

After having to celebrate her birthday in rehab, you know that Lindsay Lohan wants to get crazy when she gets out at the beginning of August. Her first big chance comes at her welcome home dinner which Dina Lohan will probably throw for her and where Dina will probably get hammered in front of her daughter to set the tone of the kind of temptation that Lindsay will face everyday from her mom. Second though on the list of temptation will be Venice, Italy. For some reason known only to them, The Venice Film Festival has decided to show the movie The Canyons which is the pseudo porn movie that Lindsay made with the real porn star James Deen. Lindsay wants to go and if she goes, I say there is no way she can make it through two weeks of parties and rich men on yachts without using. None. Yes, she will back on her Adderall, which is bad enough, but I know she will say to herself that she deserves the time to party and that it is Europe and that she is having to promote her movie and it is hard and she is having to meet men all the time and it is hard and that she will be sober when she gets back to LA or NYC. No way she makes it through Venice without using. I don't see it. It would also not surprise me to see her go on a bender for the ages while she is there.


31 comments:

  1. It's Lohan so what you say is true...but this could kill her after rehab ....if I was her mom I'd stop her from going...but alas that won't happen

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  2. I was thinking the same thing @ MISCH - I hope she can get her shit together, I don't know why but I always felt sorry for her!

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  3. I wish her the best----shes only human---if it was your neighbors daughter with the same record/problems you would not be wishing death or misfortune on her---you would be wishing her well----she needs to promote her movies or no one will hire her and she would then have to get back in the sex trade industry----its not like she can go get a job at the Olive Garden with the press etc.

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  4. I seriously can't hate on someone who's as sick as she is.

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  5. Yeah, I definitely wish she'd pull it together now. It's weird to kind of see someone grow up; albeit on tv, movies, and in the press, only to watch them circle the drain for an eternity. And at the end of the day, she's still fairly young. If Lindsay could get it together, she could have a good life still.

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  6. I'm afraid this is her last chance. If she starts using again, I don't see her living too much longer.

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  7. There was so little chance of her turning out any different with those scum buckets as parents and being forced to support her family when she was barely out of pampers. That noted, I cannot stand her. Don't want her to kill herself with addictions, though.

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  8. Anonymous7:04 AM

    Sadly, I don't see this ending well. Many, many famous alcoholics have choked to death in their sleep.

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  9. This is her opportunity to join the 27 club. But isn't she still on probation? If so, I doubt the judge will allow her to travel abroad.

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    1. @seachica, seeing the 27 club stuff about LiLo is a minor gripe of mine. As much as dying at 27 is nothing to aim for, the 'club' is full of amazingly talented musicians - not actors (those talented or ... ahem ... otherwise). Lindsay simply isn't eligible!

      Cheerio.

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  10. She'll outlive us all.

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    1. @Renoblondee, people have been saying 'gasp, she won't see out the year!' since I started reading celebrity gossip online in like 2006 (crikey, so long!). I have always thought as you do - she'll live. Badly, desperately, pathetically, and holding on with a surprisingly iron grip. But I think she'll live for a long time yet. Which, tbh, I wish for everyone.

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  11. Anonymous7:31 AM

    She doesn't want to be sober and clean. So yea, big binge on the way.

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  12. A part of me is wishing she'll have a rdj type rebirth - look at how far down he was and how fantastically he came back. I just don't see her making the changes because she doesn't feel she has a problem.

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  13. I wonder what her face will look like when she gets out? Will it be bloated/puffy still? Wonder if her eyes will be able to open all the way? Maybe she will visit a dentist while in rehab to fix her teeth too .. should be interesting to see. Betts that she will be in trouble within 75 days.

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  14. Who knows, after three months of waking up without a hangover she might decide that she likes it. But you're right about the film festival. Even if she WANTS to stay sober, it is going to be so very very hard in an atmosphere like that.

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  15. I'm just laughing because I think it's cute that anyone thinks that if she stays home she's going to remain sober.

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  16. @Misch: You know Dina is just dying to go with her.

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  17. That's what mightve contributed to killing River phoenix...using drugs after being clean for awhile...and assuming his body would be able to handle the same amt of drugs as in the past.

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  18. Is this where she OD's? Not that I would ever wish that on her. She's got deeper issues than what a 90 day stay will help. It requires strength and discipline and as someone who has struggled, it's difficult when you're especially tempted. Venice will do that.

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  19. J Sara RDJ recooped after jail time. He faced consequences that gave him perspective. I don't see Lohan getting that.
    You live, you learn; if you're lucky. Or you die if you continue to pursue selfish desires. Dems da breaks! Existence is a fickle mistress.

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  20. lol this post is now flooding my screen with ads for adderal---thanks enty

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  21. I think this trip to Venice will kill her.

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  22. I might feel bad for her if she wanted to be sober and was actively trying, but NOPE.

    This is the girl who 30 days ago was begging to be switched from her rehab so she could get her drugs back.

    Hurry up with that OD, Lilo, you are taking too long.

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  23. Oh good heavens...she is not going to die anytime soon...she'll still be hitting the nightclubs looking for a coke deal when there's only cockroaches and Cher left.

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  24. She's not going to stay sober if it wasn't her idea to get sober. DUH!

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  25. That "movie" is nothing but an infomercial for her high dollar hooking.

    She needs to get papped in a mini dress, bent over sans panties, to really crank up her marketing efforts. The Sunday before the DVD release Tuesday would be optimal timing.

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  26. I can hear her mother now- " linds, a little drink wont hurt you! Its not drugs! Cmon, just a sip- its good for your career!" Sigh. Hopeless.

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  27. Is she legally free and clear after doing her 90 days or does the law still have any say-so over her?

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  28. You're probably right. Most people can't stay sober. But Jesus Entys, give a how a break. Giver her a chance to at least try FFS

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  29. This is a given. She's just counting the days until she gets out and can start the drinking, using and screwing again. Total lost cause.

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