This is the End was very funny ("Hermoine stole all our shit!!!"). Iron Man was Iron Man. Lots of stuff blowed up real good. The cliffside house being blown to smithereens was probably the best action sequence I've ever seen in a movie.
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Iron man 3, fast and furious 6 and man of steel was good. I kind of liked White House down As well. Hangover 3 disappointed me and after earth was straight. Waiting on wolverine and 2 guns now. Still haven't seen Star Trek or this is the end yet. Oh yeah I want to see we're the millers as well. (I'm a movie buff)
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I saw the Heat, Hysterical, totally predictable, story has been done a million times and I laughed my ass off. Both women are amazing actresses, their timing is perfect, they play off each other perfectly their facial expressions are perfect. Great summer fluff.
This is the end was hilarious. Even more so when my friend ( a tough bald male) screamed like a girl and jumped 2 feet in the air when one of the aliens snuck into the house
The Lone Ranger. I can't understand why everyone seems to hate it so much because it was a great movie. I've seen it twice, and will be going back this weekend. Monsters University is also good.
3 times I was in bar fights. 2 times I was popped in the eye trying to break stuff up.
The other time I spotted a dude that robbed a house my friends and I were renting. I walked up behind him, put my hands on his shoulders, whispered in his ear that I knew it was him and how I knew. I saw the denial smile drop from his face and I banged him w/ a left-right combo. Like twist the torso throwing the left in order to wind up the right. Both shots toward the top of his dome, above the ear. I wasn't trying to knock him out, I was trying to fire him up so I could have fun beating the shit out of him.
As I stepped back, to give him a chance to get out of his chair, his lil buddy wound up like he was throwing a fastball and hit me in the ear. The crack rang through the bar, and when I looked at him I said, "That's it? That's all ya got. Hit me while I'm looking now mother fucker." Now the bartender and 1/2 the crowd were scared.
I was at the corner of the bar one dude down the left side, one down the right, begging for one of them to make a move. Neither one did.
The bar owner came over and put his hand on my shoulder and told me I had to leave. I surprised him with my reply, "I understand. I'm sorry it had to happen here, but I've been waiting a year and a half to hit that thief piece of shit." Thank you, but their were 2 of them, what the hell were you thinking? "You saw the lil guy hit me,he don't have anything to worry about, and the other guy is a pussy who probably flashed back to daddy beating him and was scared to do anything. If you don't want me to come back I understand." Nah, you can come back. Next time just drag the guy outside.
Next time I went to the bar, they gave me 2-3 beers for showing some respect. In almost 20 years, over 3 owners, tipping $1 for every drink I've had there, I have only gotten 2 other comped drinks.
Next time I'll tell the story of the stripper who brought in a Hit Ho to rough up and scare off a new strip that was making too much in tips.
Thank you for posting something of relevance and that I actually enjoyed reading. Such a shame we will never know how well we might have 'fit' together. Sigh...I'll be enjoying the thought of it. Count Jerkula, you had me at "fuck".
No. And these movies in theory are geared to appeal directly to me. A comic book/sci-fi geek. Star Trek just ripped off a better film of 30 years ago. Iron Man was bloated and illogical. World War Z had nothing to do with the great book. And didn't actually have a World War Z in it. Man of Steel was lifeless and idiotic. Except for the whole killing millions of Metropolis citizens. Fast and Furious 6?7? (hard to keep track)was mildly silly fun. This is End was a group of spoiled movie stars suckering a movie studio into paying them to hang out get high.
It's now up to some giant robots and Wolverine to save this summer.
I saw Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing, and enjoyed it, although I would have preferred another Shakespeare play since that one is not my favorite. But it was great to see all the Whedon actors having fun together!
Are Star Trek and Iron Man 3 "summer" movies? Hubby is a sci-fi/comic book geek. I go for the popcorn. *L* Also saw World War Z because friends wanted to, and it was pretty good. Taking kids to see Despicable Me 3 (they actually both agree on it!) and I want to see Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing. Then that's it for me. Geez, that's actually still a lot for these prices!
@Ann Nah Nah: Thank you, Sweetnins. Chances are we would fit together like 2 bowling balls, if one had a breakfast sausage where a hole should be, but it IS the thoughts that count, so I'll be an adonis and you be a fair maiden.
You all are so pedestrian. Get out of your fucking local cineplex's tha have whored themselves out to the biggest budgets and get to your asses to indie theaters. Get out of your fucking flash & bash comfort level. It will do you good.
@VIPBlond I really am upset at clicking your link thingy. Seriously, a little warning would have been nice. At least then I could have put a towel on the chair!
Before Midnight was wonderful, though probably not considered a 'summer movie.'
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i wanted to see "the internship" but it's already out of regular theaters so i have to wait til its in the discount ones.
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I only get to see children's films, but despicable me 2 was super cute
ReplyDeleteI actually liked guy flicks my dates took me to Man of Steel and Star Trek
ReplyDeleteDates plural? Go you good thing! Raaaawwwwr! I hope you got popcorn
DeleteHaven't seen any yet, I usually avoid movie theaters. I might make an exception for Pacific Rim just to support Charlie Hunnam.
ReplyDeleteI saw The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. Meh.
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ReplyDeleteThis is the End was very funny ("Hermoine stole all our shit!!!"). Iron Man was Iron Man. Lots of stuff blowed up real good. The cliffside house being blown to smithereens was probably the best action sequence I've ever seen in a movie.
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Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Iron man 3, fast and furious 6 and man of steel was good. I kind of liked White House down As well. Hangover 3 disappointed me and after earth was straight. Waiting on wolverine and 2 guns now. Still haven't seen Star Trek or this is the end yet. Oh yeah I want to see we're the millers as well. (I'm a movie buff)
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How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
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Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
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DeleteI saw the Heat, Hysterical, totally predictable, story has been done a million times and I laughed my ass off. Both women are amazing actresses, their timing is perfect, they play off each other perfectly their facial expressions are perfect.
ReplyDeleteGreat summer fluff.
You said "fluff". Pull my finger.
DeleteThe Bling Ring was pretty good
ReplyDeleteMissionary Position Impossible
ReplyDeleteIron Man and Star Trek those are the only movies I went to see and really liked them both
ReplyDeleteStar Trek Into Darkness was really good
ReplyDeleteI liked all of them, but haven't loved any yet. I'm hoping Pacific Rim will change that!
ReplyDeleteA Tale of Two Titties
ReplyDeleteThe only adult film (and no, I don't mean porn) was Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteThe Croods and Monsters University were good.
Man of Steel was great, loved Monsters University, and The Heat was hilarious
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen any of the summer blockbusters yet.
ReplyDeleteThis isbthe end was fucking awesome, I cried at the end.
ReplyDeleteThe heat was funny, but I'm not watching it again amytime soon.
Bling ring was like one really long Pretty Wild ep.
Desoicable Me 2 was also fucking hilarious.
I still can't wait to see World War Z
i loved This is End and i Liekd World war Z
ReplyDeleteThis is the end was hilarious. Even more so when my friend ( a tough bald male) screamed like a girl and jumped 2 feet in the air when one of the aliens snuck into the house
ReplyDeleteIron Man 3, The Heat & Monster's University were all fantastic.
ReplyDeleteHangover 3 was awful. I think I MIGHT have cracked a smile once.
Now You See Me was a lot of fun and I highly recommend it. The cast is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThe Lone Ranger. I can't understand why everyone seems to hate it so much because it was a great movie. I've seen it twice, and will be going back this weekend. Monsters University is also good.
ReplyDeleteWe saw Heat last weekend. It was pretty good, not as good as Identity Thief.
ReplyDeleteThe theater was packed, which is unusual around here.
3 times I was in bar fights. 2 times I was popped in the eye trying to break stuff up.
ReplyDeleteThe other time I spotted a dude that robbed a house my friends and I were renting. I walked up behind him, put my hands on his shoulders, whispered in his ear that I knew it was him and how I knew. I saw the denial smile drop from his face and I banged him w/ a left-right combo. Like twist the torso throwing the left in order to wind up the right. Both shots toward the top of his dome, above the ear. I wasn't trying to knock him out, I was trying to fire him up so I could have fun beating the shit out of him.
As I stepped back, to give him a chance to get out of his chair, his lil buddy wound up like he was throwing a fastball and hit me in the ear. The crack rang through the bar, and when I looked at him I said, "That's it? That's all ya got. Hit me while I'm looking now mother fucker." Now the bartender and 1/2 the crowd were scared.
I was at the corner of the bar one dude down the left side, one down the right, begging for one of them to make a move. Neither one did.
The bar owner came over and put his hand on my shoulder and told me I had to leave. I surprised him with my reply, "I understand. I'm sorry it had to happen here, but I've been waiting a year and a half to hit that thief piece of shit." Thank you, but their were 2 of them, what the hell were you thinking? "You saw the lil guy hit me,he don't have anything to worry about, and the other guy is a pussy who probably flashed back to daddy beating him and was scared to do anything. If you don't want me to come back I understand." Nah, you can come back. Next time just drag the guy outside.
Next time I went to the bar, they gave me 2-3 beers for showing some respect. In almost 20 years, over 3 owners, tipping $1 for every drink I've had there, I have only gotten 2 other comped drinks.
Next time I'll tell the story of the stripper who brought in a Hit Ho to rough up and scare off a new strip that was making too much in tips.
Thank you for posting something of relevance and that I actually enjoyed reading. Such a shame we will never know how well we might have 'fit' together. Sigh...I'll be enjoying the thought of it. Count Jerkula, you had me at "fuck".
DeleteEnjoyed This is the End and World War Z. Still on the fence about Man of Steel.
ReplyDeleteNo. And these movies in theory are geared to appeal directly to me. A comic book/sci-fi geek.
ReplyDeleteStar Trek just ripped off a better film of 30 years ago.
Iron Man was bloated and illogical.
World War Z had nothing to do with the great book. And didn't actually have a World War Z in it.
Man of Steel was lifeless and idiotic. Except for the whole killing millions of Metropolis citizens.
Fast and Furious 6?7? (hard to keep track)was mildly silly fun.
This is End was a group of spoiled movie stars suckering a movie studio into paying them to hang out get high.
It's now up to some giant robots and Wolverine to save this summer.
On Golden Blonde
ReplyDeleteSmears, unless you put @ and the poster's name, no one on a computer knows who you are talking to.
ReplyDeleteThe Great Gatsby was meh, saw Despicable Me 2 today w/ my little man. I was entertained, very cute!
ReplyDelete@Count Good story!
I saw Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing, and enjoyed it, although I would have preferred another Shakespeare play since that one is not my favorite. But it was great to see all the Whedon actors having fun together!
ReplyDeleteThanks Reno, glad you enjoyed it. No real punch line to it (groan), but I figured I'd take my turn and share.
ReplyDeleteAre Star Trek and Iron Man 3 "summer" movies? Hubby is a sci-fi/comic book geek. I go for the popcorn. *L* Also saw World War Z because friends wanted to, and it was pretty good. Taking kids to see Despicable Me 3 (they actually both agree on it!) and I want to see Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing. Then that's it for me. Geez, that's actually still a lot for these prices!
ReplyDeleteYa, a movied called "A Band Named Death" GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!!
ReplyDelete@Ann Nah Nah: Thank you, Sweetnins. Chances are we would fit together like 2 bowling balls, if one had a breakfast sausage where a hole should be, but it IS the thoughts that count, so I'll be an adonis and you be a fair maiden.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me. See you in my dreams...
DeleteStar Trek was awesome. Man of Steel was better than I expected.
ReplyDeleteDespicable Me 2!! Those minions have me rolling on the floor!
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ReplyDeleteYou all are so pedestrian. Get out of your fucking local cineplex's tha have whored themselves out to the biggest budgets and get to your asses to indie theaters. Get out of your fucking flash & bash comfort level. It will do you good.
ReplyDeleteYou're being fed McDonald's style movie food by watching all that crap. Go to a theater that actually shows movies of substance.
ReplyDeleteStar Trek was entertaining, but yes a total rip off of the original Wrath of Kahn. No one does Kahn like Ricardo Montalban.
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ReplyDeleteI really am upset at clicking your link thingy. Seriously, a little warning would have been nice.
At least then I could have put a towel on the chair!