This almost A list celebrity/reality star has not stopped rotating women. This past weekend he saw two if his regulars for sex and apparently everyone involved, no matter their circumstance is ok with all of this.
Simon because there have been revealed blinds about him having "regulars" and the circumstances would be getting his best friend's wife pregnant. Who on earth ia screwing this man for reals? ??
All his pieces get mansions as parting gifts. Plus, expensive gifts, dinners, cars. I could put up w his shenanigans for that. I was married to a true a$$hole - and I'm sure Simon is a lot different to his gf.
If he didn't smoke and do awful things to melt his face I would hit it. I LOVE SIMON. He is so unapologetic. I just wish his music taste was a bit more elegant but he always impressed me in the early days of American Idol, when it wasn't such a snorefest and so obviously fake. I LOVE SIMON even though he is mean. He is generous and seriously DOES NOT GAF what people think. He mau be an asshat but I respect him.
However, what the HELL has he been thinking? No protection? No vasectomy? Welp, the world is now gonna experience Spawn of Simon. Hope that kid has nerves of steel. Who knows? Simon might turn human once he gets a look at his own progeny. It can happen... amirite?
I was eating at The Ivy years ago with my mom and my sister - we were all very drunk. While we were waiting for the valet to bring the car, I noticed Simon Cowell at a large table outside. We walked up to him on the other side of the fence to ask if we could take a picture with him. He came around from the far side of the table and stood with us for minutes while a stranger tried to figure out how to work my camera and take the picture. He was very pleasant, nice and patient. I treasure that pic!
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ReplyDeleteLamar. Simon is higher than almost A.
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ReplyDeleteDef Simon and his baby mama!
i think Simon Cowell is A list in the world of reality not almost although it does sound like him
ReplyDeleteSimon is A list. Guessing Lamar or Adam. Levine's circumstances would be his engatements. Lamar's would be his marriage.
ReplyDeleteSimon because there have been revealed blinds about him having "regulars" and the circumstances would be getting his best friend's wife pregnant. Who on earth ia screwing this man for reals? ??
ReplyDelete"almost A list celebrity/reality star " - there's something to aspire to.
ReplyDeleteWtf do people see in Simon?
ReplyDeleteYou could not pay me enough, I don't care how rich he is. He's an arrogant asshole
All his pieces get mansions as parting gifts. Plus, expensive gifts, dinners, cars. I could put up w his shenanigans for that. I was married to a true a$$hole - and I'm sure Simon is a lot different to his gf.
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Yup. Still wouldn't though. He must smell soooooo bad from the ciggies. Ewwwwww.
DeleteRuby: what about his sexy moobs? Grrrrrrr....
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ReplyDeleteYeah, Simon is so gross. Except his money.
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ReplyDeleteCircumstances could be Simons pregnant girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteThat's how you got to train your bitches
ReplyDeleteIf he didn't smoke and do awful things to melt his face I would hit it. I LOVE SIMON. He is so unapologetic. I just wish his music taste was a bit more elegant but he always impressed me in the early days of American Idol, when it wasn't such a snorefest and so obviously fake. I LOVE SIMON even though he is mean. He is generous and seriously DOES NOT GAF what people think. He mau be an asshat but I respect him.
ReplyDeleteHowever, what the HELL has he been thinking? No protection? No vasectomy? Welp, the world is now gonna experience Spawn of Simon. Hope that kid has nerves of steel. Who knows? Simon might turn human once he gets a look at his own progeny. It can happen... amirite?
Simon has no concern for anyone or their feelings. His face tells the story.
ReplyDeleteI was eating at The Ivy years ago with my mom and my sister - we were all very drunk. While we were waiting for the valet to bring the car, I noticed Simon Cowell at a large table outside. We walked up to him on the other side of the fence to ask if we could take a picture with him. He came around from the far side of the table and stood with us for minutes while a stranger tried to figure out how to work my camera and take the picture. He was very pleasant, nice and patient. I treasure that pic!
ReplyDeleteThis is what anthropologists call "Casual dating" and it is quite common among the young and fertile members of the species.
ReplyDeleteI want to believe that Phil Keoghan has a woman on every continent :)
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ReplyDeleteThis isn't Cowell!!!! He is not almost A!! He is easily A.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Adam Levine?
ReplyDeleteDEF Adam Levine!
ReplyDeleteNot casual dating, casual fucking. It's just sex.
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