Thursday, August 01, 2013
Blind Item #5
This A+ list model and current A list celebrity was sloppy drunk the other night and was letting any male or female who engaged her in conversation to touch her breasts. Apparently someone earlier in the day had said they were fake and all night she wanted to prove they were real. No one complained. This will be revealed.
Kate Upton
ReplyDeleteKate Upton.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww strangers touching. Hope their hands were clean.
ReplyDeleteI don't get Kate upton's appeal so whatever.
ReplyDeleteRelax Aunt Liddy, it was only her boobs. It aint like there was an exchange of bodily fluids.
ReplyDeleteEven so....... You dont know where those hands have been. I stand by my ewwwwwww.
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ReplyDeleteI thoroughly approve of this.
ReplyDeleteKate
ReplyDeleteI was at a club once, and some girl kept walking up to random people and doing the same thing, only hers were fake.
ReplyDeleteFake boobs feel very strange...
Emily ratajkowsi because she has amazing boobs.
ReplyDeleteKate upton's boobs are too saggy for anyone to think they're fake.
Oh, and Upton is my guess, too
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Tyra Banks.
ReplyDeleteHeidi.
ReplyDeleteTotally Heidi Klum.
ReplyDeleteKate isn't old enuff to drink yet so that dancer shes with gets her drunk and she cant handle the stuff. As an aside, Kate is from where I live and ppl have wondered who she dated when here becuz no one is aware of anyone and no one is bragging.
ReplyDeleteShe just turned 21 recently, I think?
DeleteKate Upton. I don't know of another model who is big enough to be accused of them being fake.
ReplyDeleteTyra
ReplyDeleteReminds me of this scene from The Sweetest Thing
ReplyDeleteGotta be Tyra. She was at something recently with her boobs all pushed up and out of the front of her dress.
ReplyDeleteHappens to me all the time. Nobody believes mine are real. Especially in my corsets. I get groped by women more than men though, which is nice.
Kate "Udders" Upton.
ReplyDeleteKate's appeal is that she's a model that is "real" shaped, not the skinny body type like most of them. She's nothing special looks wise but I want to like her for being like the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteThat said I do think she's a tad dumb.
kate
ReplyDeleteand she has great boobs and a great face
but she has a spongebob body once you hit the waistline
I have seen Kate in person. There is absolutely no doubt they are real. They are very bouncy. VERY.
ReplyDeleteTyra had a sonogram on her talk show (remember when she had a show?) to prove hers were real. I think it's Kate. I don't know why she's a big deal.
ReplyDeleteIt aint about someone thinking her tits were fake, it is about someone thinking she was dumb enough to let them feel her up if they said they didn't believe it. They were right and the rest of the party benefitted from one perv's move.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had been there.
ReplyDelete@Sean - Bouncy you say?
ReplyDeleteTyra isn't a fun drunk, she's a mean, bossy drunk - so not her. Although, she does like being the end all be all of the party, so she might have done this 15 years ago.
ReplyDeletePoor Kate, I hope no one tricks her that easily into being the group grope.
Sofia Vergara
ReplyDeleteI like the Emily Ratajkowsi guess. With her topless all over Robin Thicke's video, her boobs are getting some attention. Some have said they are fake and she was very defensive about it and posted a pic of herself at 14 with the same boobs.
ReplyDeleteShe posted a pic of her boobs at 14? Aint that illegal?
ReplyDeleteIt's gotta be Kate. And maybe she just enjoyed being felt up by everyone in the bar. No shame in that!
ReplyDeleteTyra - she's breast obsessed.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, Count, didn't mean to get you excited. She was in a bikini.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/realemrata/status/289577960200105985/photo/1
@mistang: Holy jailbait, BatMan! I wouldn't havethought that was only 14.
ReplyDeleteshe don't look much different now