This former A list singer/celebrity turned reality show judge once turned down this A+ list rapper when he hit on her, not because he was married, but because she said she had seen photos of him naked and there was just no way that was going to happen.
Jessica Simpson and Snoop. I guess if Nick was as small as the blinds suggest, she couldn't handle Snoop!
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey and Snoop (Dogg) Lion
ReplyDeleteYou're too big to fit in here
ReplyDeleteOmg what was that??? lol
DeleteI love that movie
DeleteOmg! Lol.
DeleteXtina?
ReplyDeleteI love 'The Sweetest Thing.' Such an underrated movie.
ReplyDeleteBritney and Snoop
ReplyDeleteXtina and Snoop's schlong
ReplyDeleteMel B and someone.
ReplyDelete...and a reminder of what Snoop is packing
ReplyDeleteCosign xtina
ReplyDeleteRe that YouTube clip: Christina Applegate putting her hands on her ass and saying "you're to big to fit in here" is going to be the highlight of my alone time tonight.
ReplyDeleteSecond Britney and Snoop. There was a picture posted of the two of them earlier on this site.
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit isnt Former A-lister Singer.
DeleteMariah Carey and Eminem????
ReplyDelete@rajahcat....
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that happened.
Ok, Snoop is alright but I've had bigger.
ReplyDeleteI agree with @bubbles
ReplyDelete@Bubbles & KittyKat
ReplyDeleteYou both must have HUGE Panocha's then. Not nescessarily something to brag about. As that is in men's inner circles the equivocation of what tiny peen is to women. We just don't make it as known as women do, because we all want to get laid, period.
Paula Abdul and Snoop. There's no way he would fit.
ReplyDelete@Shinobi: I used to fear large vagina, then I encountered one. I thought to myself "Oh well, lets get this over with," and I started bangin real fast. When I slowed up to catch my breath, I realized it had tightened up around my cock. "Wonder how tight this thing will get?", and I started banging hard and fast again. Next break I was like "holy shit, this pussy got death grip on me!" 2minutes later she had an orgasm and the puss felt like it was trying to milk my cock. Only vagina I ever had like that. I no longer fear big pussy.
ReplyDeleteWell THAT'S a relief. We were all so WORRIED about this.
ReplyDeleteMan, I love The Sweetest Thing!
ReplyDelete"That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I mean, I flew across that room. And you got fucked in the eye!"
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, vaginas can't get permanently stretched out from a large penis. They're made to let babies pass through, ffs. Also, KEGELS. Get a grip and a clue.
ReplyDeleteTrue S! My ex however did talk about BPP : badly positioned pussy, where a chick's bits could be unfortunately positioned or summin. Pelvic floor exercises ladies! And a chaste life
ReplyDeleteDinah Shore & Judge Woppner
ReplyDelete@Iceberg I agree. I love me some Selma and Applegate in that movie
ReplyDeleteI guess those Kegel exercises do work! LOL.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women
Yeah, woman's snatch stays just as tight her entire life. Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were talking about that the other day.
ReplyDeleteCount : I know someone who's had 7 kids. The last birth I imagine the baby strolled out twirling a cane.
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