Blind Item #9
This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."
Well that's interesting...
ReplyDeleteObviously Fassbender
ReplyDeleteZoe Kravitz/Penn Badgley for the others
Vincent cassel?
ReplyDelete@plokzy I've seen bigger ;)
DeleteWarwick Davis
ReplyDeleteAnd since we've seen Fassbender's peen so many times, how about shaking things up? Didn't someone request Christian Bale?
ReplyDeleteHope he is a grower.
Delete@Vip Christian peens looks like Snail.
DeleteSince we are putting in requests can I please lick oops I mean see Paul Walker's package.
DeleteI understand why he's so angry now. I bet his tongue is wicked though.
Delete@VIP I asked for Christian and I'll take more if you got 'em! I see some girth and I'll bet he's def a grower.
DeleteHe has the sexiest voice and his mouth is killer...excuse me..........
Vincent Cassell is married to Monica Bellluci.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are all making an assumption here!
ReplyDeleteI say he has a pet mallard that can walk all the way to the store and back on its little webby feet.
@JAS Yep, that's about the size of it
ReplyDeleteJude Law.
ReplyDelete@ian I've seen bigger ;)
DeleteThat woman has a swollen labia
DeleteLmao!! My sides hurt.
DeleteLoving you VIP!
ReplyDeleteyes she makes this site bearable.
DeleteA dick that goes on for miles....priceless.
ReplyDeleteFor everything else, there's MasterCard.
VIP you must have the ultimate spank bank.
ReplyDeleteIt's not the length, it's the girth that matters. Fassbender's looks painful.
ReplyDeleteI miss out on all the fun. His peen is that big really?. Hes very goodlooking too.. If its that big no girl is going to want to ride it unless she has pain meds. Too big is not good...ijs
DeleteI want to see Michaels peen!
ReplyDeleteOK this is fun
ReplyDeleteIts Weiner Wednesday up in here!! YaaaaaaaY!!! Thanks VIP for the "hump" day pix! :)
ReplyDeleteMuch better than the failed Full Frontal Fridays!
DeleteVIP kept it up!
How about shaq. I've always been curious on the size of his peen.
ReplyDeleteHe's small
DeleteReally? Didn't someone compare it to a salami? Richard Lewis, I think said that on Conan.
DeleteThese dick pics ain't helping disprove the fact that you're Enty VIP!
ReplyDeleteNo Paul Walker or Shaq, but did you know that Michael Vartan did full frontal?
ReplyDeleteVartan: awful pic, awesome dick.
DeleteTHANKS @VIP!
Fun topic, better links...
Best comments ever! Thanks VIP!
ReplyDeleteAlso, apparently Trey Songz has a brother named Forrest Tucker, and he appears to be very *ahem* talented
ReplyDeleteOH. EM. GEEEEE. THAT is a Godzilla dick.
DeleteI HAVE seen bigger and thicker (and quite frankly ran screaming-poor guy never forgave me and probably committed suicide he was so depressed about the nightmares his dick caused) but THAT made me gasp!!!
Milton Berle!
ReplyDelete@VIO Blonde I wish I still had that photo of Trey SOngz, his peen is just as big as his brother. BTW if you can find any RDJ's photos of his peen, please do share.
ReplyDelete@VIP, that last one was tres scary! I think I jumped a little. Tucker for sure.
ReplyDeleteTrue Blood spoiler for Askars lovers. Not really a spoiler if you don't read the article, just the headline and gaze at the pic:
Alexander Skarsgard Goes Full Frontal Nude on True Blood Season Six Finale (semi-nsfw)
My request - Viggo Mortenson?
ReplyDeleteYou're a goddess, VIP.
Vartan can GET IT
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Oh my and holy shizznit...thanks for the dick pics @VIP!! :)
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven watch the movie Viggo did called Eastern Promises with Naomi Watts. He has a fight scene while he is completely naked and you get plenty of full frontal.
ReplyDeleteGreat movie and awesome scene. Vincent Cassel is in it too so there's plenty of eye candy (that's essential to me when selecting movies to watch)
DeleteThese comments are making my week! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteBest. Thread. Ever. Thanks VIP!!
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ReplyDeleteYeah it is me. But please stop referring to me as foreign born. It is an unsubstantuated rumor that just won't die.
ReplyDeleteThank you VIP!
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