May 7, 2013
This A list reality star/host/judge entertained people last night with a very detailed, very graphic description of how she performed oral sex on her boyfriend in a limo last week and how she had to change outfits when she got to the event because she had, umm had a Monica Lewinsky experience happen during it.
Heidi Klum
Too much information!
ReplyDeleteKaye hit it, TMI!!!
Deletewell if she took it like a champ & swallowed, shit like that wouldn't happen.
ReplyDeleteHa! Maybe the car hit a bump or something right at that moment of release and he came all over her and the car? I mean, we don't know! Or maybe she couldn't hold it all in and some dribbled out on her dress? Possibilities are endless. I'd like to believe Heidi swallows.
DeleteKlum Keepin' It Klassy.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, you would think she would be better at it than that....
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ReplyDeleteHer friends must love her, she has no social information "off" button.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Heidi doesn't swallow either, there has to be a simple explanation for the Monica moment.
So cool that at her age she is still having fun doing naughty things. She probably made her own wet spot on her outfit while blowing him.
ReplyDeleteLife don't end at 40 ladies.
Amen to that, Jerk! Speaking from someone who turned 40 in April. My sex life has only improved.
DeleteHa ha! You think women squirt giving a BJ? Good one Count!
DeleteI'll second that Count!
ReplyDeleteI'll third it. 35 now and you couldn't pay me enough to go back to my 20's. Selena Gomez et al look like children to me...gross.
DeleteNo, Count, it does not. But you do need to be more aware of where your hips are at all times...
ReplyDeleteTake that, Seal.
ReplyDeleteShe was caught fucking around on him. He's better without her.
DeleteHes not better off without anything.
DeleteAny black man is better off than being with a trifling white woman. Black men need to stop picking up the whiteman's trash.
DeleteOh Snore @Just Curious.
DeleteHeidi was on Oprah a long time ago talking about how Seal and her met. Heidi said she noticed Seal coming through the lobby of a hotel wearing spandex . She noticed his package and was instantly attracted. I was supervise she said this to a black woman let alone Oprah. Even more surprising Oprah didn't respond to Heidi's stereotyping.
ReplyDeleteI saw that interview. Seal notice her see_through outfit and it was love at first sight. Doomed to end.
Delete@Sugar re: "Maybe the car hit a bump or something right at that moment of release"
ReplyDeleteI love how you think ;)
Maybe she choked a bit? I would think she has the technique down!
ReplyDeleteHow was Heidi stereotyping him? He has a huge package. She noticed it and fell in love. The end.
ReplyDeleteShe popped her cooch & he stepped up to the plate, made her look respectable when she had a rep as a dick chaser, a pregnant one at that. And Leni got a trust fund, heidi got a settlement from billionaire baby daddy. She's no better than a jumpoff, just doesn't get the rep cause she comes across as sophisticated, charitable, & maternal. Btw, she did stereotype him, the mandingo who became her captain save a ho. Go read things about her up til she met Seal & her rep now.
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DeleteThe outfit she dribbled on probably cost more than my car.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet people would still paint her with a sympathetic brush. Seal may have been a dog, but I still believe she she's just as culpable, at least he's more discreet.
ReplyDeleteWell that was sloppy.
ReplyDeleteAnd Count I can affirm that it gets much better after 40. So much for JC spouting off about how we older dames have to pay for a good time (my typing first said rim-hmmm). We are having our own good time thankyouverymuch!
You'd think she'd have a towel handy to catch the overflow. She's grown. Be prepared.
ReplyDeleteI've heard this about her and it makes me like her. I respect a lady who crosses the TMI line, the girly bullshit level is way low. And theres an aspect of social awkwardness that I find endearing. Keep talking Heidi!
ReplyDeleteI thought we were suppose to get some juicy reveals this morning.... What happened enty?
ReplyDeleteGet it girl! No shame in that..and any group of women will tell you when gf's are together the filter often gets tossed out the window and the conversations became real and candid.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it as it makes her seem more like able.
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.(SMFH)
ReplyDeleteYou just don't tell everybody your business girl.
Ewwwww!!
ReplyDeleteHeidi may have money but she is still "trailer trash". It's a shame she spent so much time with Seal when she could have been providing happy endings all over the world.
ReplyDelete@Sugar you are cracking me up this morning! thanks
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