This almost A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a C and would be if not for a franchise was wasted out of her mind and people swore they were getting a contact high just being next to her.
Sure, we can start out playing bicycle built for 2, then we can see which one of you 2 can hold your breath the longest while fellating me. Winner gets to wear the strap on first.
Rach: I thought we became friends at the bowling alley over a few pitchers of Miller Lite? Count: Please assuage Rach's fears that I might not be the depraved ray of sunshine that everyone knows and loves. P.S. WHY CAN'T WE BOTH HAVE STRAP-ONS? This isn't some third world country. I can probably find 3 or 4 in my purse!
SHE SHOULD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ENTY SAY SHE "DESERVES" TO BE A C? That's Enty speak for "Her eyeballs should be stabbed with red hot poker, her fingers smashed with a hammer, hobbled, then spit on, then forced to have sex with him, then forced to listen to his "radio shows" for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for a hundred years, then forced to sit in a room full of thousands of Amber Tamblyn books and forge her autograph.
Fistin Stewart. Now freshen up my drink container Jeeves.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think she'd be less cranky when always stoned on the good shit.
ReplyDeleteSugar you cock blocked my scintillating post.
Delete*nakedly w small hipster friendly jubblies waves* hey! Hollyweird! I can bite my lip just as well as Fistin without lube residue on my knuckles
ReplyDeleteLove that girl. She can do no wrong.
ReplyDeleteHOT! I'm sure the only good sex with this one is if she is passed out.
ReplyDeleteAs long as she consented pre passing out Count. Awesome band name? Rohypnol Romeos.
Deleteshe's a complete crack head...has been pix with burns on her hands...she's a nasty piece of work to everyone....now struggling for work....KARMA
ReplyDeleteIve always thought she is semi good looking.
ReplyDeleteShe just always looks constipated.
ReplyDeleteHow old is she? Should we wager whether or not she'll join "Club 27?"
ReplyDeleteThe 27 club is is for musicians. And they had to be talented, too.
Delete@Rach: Yeah, I'm not looking for jail time. There is no pussy worth jail time.
ReplyDeleteCount: amen! They've gotta be breathing and able to play croquette.
DeleteWHAT
ReplyDeleteTHE
FUCK.
And in other news as exciting as watching my dog lick himself,
A CELEBRITY WAS WASTED!
I need to sit down.
I don't know how I can get over this.
Aren't celebrities the last bastions of a civilized and moral society?
I
AM
DEVASTATED.
And hungry. Hey, Count, wanna help me and Rach make a sandwich?
Anna Nah: I suspect this isn't the real Anna Nah cos you don't hate me. Did your dog have the lippy out?
DeleteSure, we can start out playing bicycle built for 2, then we can see which one of you 2 can hold your breath the longest while fellating me. Winner gets to wear the strap on first.
ReplyDeleteCount, I'll only use the strap on AFTER I tuck my doodle between my thighs first. Precious? It rubs the lotion.
DeleteJst kidding! I won't tuck it away.
;p
she is an odd one.........ever read her interviews?
ReplyDeleteStrange strange girl
Ha ha ha "strange" made me think of a convo a friend had with his co-worker.
ReplyDeleteCo worker: Yeah, this was a rough week. I'm going to get some strange tonight.
Friend: Won't your wife get pissed.
Co worker: I'm talking about my wife. She is the strangest bitch you'll ever meet.
Rach: I thought we became friends at the bowling alley over a few pitchers of Miller Lite?
ReplyDeleteCount: Please assuage Rach's fears that I might not be the depraved ray of sunshine that everyone knows and loves.
P.S. WHY CAN'T WE BOTH HAVE STRAP-ONS? This isn't some third world country. I can probably find 3 or 4 in my purse!
Anna : blasphemer! I never drink or do anything "light"!!!!
DeleteAnna, I can place you now due to my finely honed skills detecting fellow smut mongers & people accusing me of being a smut harbinger.
DeleteYeah, Rach, Miss Mess is different from Anna Nonymous and also different from anon a miss.
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Christ Count! (Miss a vowel a d I'll be up for profanity) too many Anna's!
DeleteI mixed up which one hates me. Like mixing the jizz shots at church.
DeleteCount - I'll be on 95 heading south this evening.... We need to have that drink in NJ before I leave the State for good.
ReplyDeleteYa know, I am starting to like Kristen more and more. Unless she was wasted off some hard shit, homie don't play that.
ReplyDeleteEmail me via my profile. I have an errand to run, so I won't be able to meet until 7:30-8PM.
ReplyDeleteThat last comment was directed towards mikey.
ReplyDeleteWe have taint radar.
ReplyDeleteI can smell you across the planet.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Here we also know a taint as a "notcha" it's notcha balls, it's notcha poo hole.
DeleteNow I know why I've always wanted to visit Australia.
ReplyDeleteKristen doesn't bother me.
ReplyDeleteWell, @rENO:
ReplyDeleteSHE SHOULD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ENTY SAY SHE "DESERVES" TO BE A C? That's Enty speak for "Her eyeballs should be stabbed with red hot poker, her fingers smashed with a hammer, hobbled, then spit on, then forced to have sex with him, then forced to listen to his "radio shows" for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for a hundred years, then forced to sit in a room full of thousands of Amber Tamblyn books and forge her autograph.