Friday, August 30, 2013

Clint And Dina Eastwood Officially Split

Even though the world has known that Clint and Dina Eastwood have not been living together, you can't have a Kneepads cover until you make it official, so Clint and Dina Eastwood announced their split after 17 years of marriage. Dina, who has tried her hand at managing not so great music bands and having her own reality show spent a portion of 2013 in rehab. Clint, who at 83, presumably still has a marriage or two left in him and a few more kids has not really had anything to say about the decision to split.

With Clint having eight kids, I think it might be time for him to have a show on TLC. The clincher would be if he had another baby. I think that would push him over the top. It was fairly painful to watch Clint be forced to even do a few minutes of reality television, but if he had to do hours of it each week, I'm sure we would see a lot of snarling and even more naps.


18 comments:

  1. It's all what you write? An idiot idea about Eastwood and the fact that he's not senile at his age

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  2. I wonder if he sat her down in the chair first...

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  3. I lost respect for Clint when he agreed to the reality show. I know that a man should give the wife leeway but sometimes a big fat NO is the only answer. Clint should have done that, consequences be damned.

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  4. I think we knew it was over when his wife got on the "reality" train. Have you noticed that reality shows are not good for relationships? You know Kris and Bruce are done once the filming stops.

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  5. @seven if eleven: hilarious

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  6. I wonder how she blackmailed him into agreeing to that reality show....to have his family involved is an embarrassment

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  7. That makes me sad. As much as I don't agree with his politics.. AT ALL. I adore Clint Eastwood. I really hope he doesn't have to spend his last years alone.

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    1. Maybe with all the sharks that are in Hollywood, sometimes it's better to be alone

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  8. yeah the writing was on the wall for a long time with that one---She was probably fucking her boyband with Francesca

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  9. She was super obnoxious but I thought their daughter Morgan was cute.

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    1. Sugar - I think batshit crazy in addition to obnoxious.

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  10. That photo freaks me out. It is like she never aged past third grade. What in the tarnation WELL is she thinking???

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  11. HELL. Not WELL...

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    1. Hehe @SophiaB, before I saw your following typo correction post I was like 'ahh wow, that must be an idiom Americans use ... well, learn something new every day!'

      I wonder what other internet typos (or auto-corrects, more like) may have caused such acceptance :)

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  12. Who saw that coming? Oh, yeah. Everyone.

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  13. He cant be easy to live with. And she seems nutty. Too bad.

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  14. That's a great pix of her n him. You could tell this must be released by his Publicist. I saw a little of her reality show and was so shock at their living condition; while they were not living in squalor but its not up to Eastwood par. The bed of his daughter (Franchesca) was a mattress and a box spring sitting on the floor. There was no bed frame - not alone a bed. It was truly shocking. And his wife seemed like an airhead in that show. Oh well- another Hollywood marriage bites the dust. They all should take a lesson from either Clooney.

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  15. And somewhere Sondra Locke is laughing.

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