As I told you when American Idol ended, Keith Urban wanted to stay as a judge and was doing everything he could to make sure it happened. I think the guy would almost be willing to work for free because he enjoyed it so much. Plus, it gets him away from Nicole Kidman a lot. The only other way to get that much free time away from her is to go on tour, but that involves a ton of travel and hard work. This is nothing compared to a tour and he genuinely likes judging. The time away is just a bonus. Joining him on the judging panel after a year off will be Jennifer Lopez. Well, probably. She wants to come back because she knows it is hard to make a buck out there and on Idol she can make a lot of money and get a lot of attention and not have to do much and without Steven Tyler to bug her, she would like to return. She and Steven did not get along. He is wild and out of control and Jennifer likes everything to be orderly and for herself to be in charge and the biggest light on the stage and with Steven, she could not.
UGH, This means we will never get rid of J-Ho now.
ReplyDeleteTaco taco flavoured kisses. It's ok. Nic's breath stinks of Naomi Watts undies salmon.
ReplyDeleteI am super proud of the fact that I have never once in my life watched American Idol.
ReplyDeleteMy record will stand
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Rach--You're up late, eh? Or is it early? Or tomorrow?!?!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Keith got to stay. I don't watch the damn show, but in the clips of him, he's genuinely nice to the kids (remember AI uses all kids), while actually trying to mentor them.
JLo needs to finish that giant bag of dicks she's eating before I want to see her again.
Libby: it's 1.16 am and I have half a bottle of Kahlua and Mr Around is in bed and I'm being naughty!
ReplyDeleteIt's Saturday! Weekend! Woooooo! Okay, drinking game. For every misplaced celeb rating : down a shot. For every abuse of the English language: take a shot!
ReplyDeleteLmfao @ Rach......it's barely 10am where I am. There will be no shots this early for me!! Drink up for me!
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Ruby: no one likes a quitter! Hair of the dog. Great way to greet the day. Chug! Chug! Chug! Skol!
DeleteYou are too funny, girl...like a wind-up toy spinning out of control! Lol
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Ruby: I suspect I'm undiagnosed ADHD : haven't slept in 2 days, no amphetamines, just hypo. And busting for sunlight to mow the lawn and shit.
DeleteI liked Keith on AI. Glad he's sticking around.
ReplyDeleteRach where are you? Australia?
ReplyDeleteI like Keith Urban, he seems like he does like to mentor up and coming talent so more power to him.
Pink: Melbourne the metropolis of the colonies!
Deletenice! I have extended family in Sydney that I wish to visit next summer.
DeletePink: Sydney's okaaay, but for food, live music, fashion, shopping & culture you gotta visit melbourne. But seriously, do it and make sure your rellies take you to the Blue Mountains. Only a train trip from Syd, but easily one if the top 3 most beautiful places in the world. Pop into the hydromajestic for a coffee!
Deleteok. If you're still around by next spring I'll pm you for more details on what to do while I'm there.
DeleteAlright, but you've been warned!! Just kidding, more than happy to play tour guide!
DeleteOh, and I Very much hope to be around!
Deletehaha I hope so!
DeleteRach, I would love to visit Australia one day! I don't know if I could take the flight though... :(
ReplyDeleteFrom what I hear, the flight from the US (?) is lousy. But you will get to be peed on by a koala and see kangaroos kick someone to death. I think paul hogan is in Formaldehyde, Hugh Jackman's singing Peter Allen's hits and the ghost of Heath Ledger is haunting hipster wannabes as we speak.
DeleteThey should put that on the travel brochures!! Of course, just about any U. S. flight is lousy.
ReplyDeleteSass: I'm waiting for the G'day Australia peeps to call with an offer. No love yet. I'd make a great mascot. We like to drink. We like to fuck. We're honest and we have Vegemite. I think I'm in....
DeleteJlo definitely is easy on the eyes
ReplyDeleteI thought he was on The Voice Australia.
ReplyDeleteRose, yeah he was. Then he ditched us for bigger paddocks! I still like him as a person though....
DeleteShe spent the $10 million she got for singing for that war criminal or whatever he was?
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't come back--she was not a good judge.
And Randy is coming back in "some capacity". Things never change, lol.
Is nicki coming back? She made that show unwatchable.
ReplyDelete@dawn bee, ita...Mariah was useless but Nikki was painful to watch. This show is a guilty pleasure for me...plus, it's something the kids can watch too. I am glad Keith will be back.
ReplyDeleteJlo; "goosies!" Or "sorry baby". And shaking her fringe covered ass while she lip synchs. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteKeith was okay. He got excited about some of the contestants. I could see him pulling strings for his favs. He has nerve being annoyed with his wife. He married her w/o mentioning that he was badly in need of rehab. Not cool.
I don't think Keith realized he needed rehab himself. He's a good guy, I'm glad he's back on Idol.
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