As soon as I wrote the headline I had to stop and watch Jermaine Stewart. That usually takes 30 minutes because I move on from one of the greatest party songs of all time and then start thinking about other songs with catchy lyrics and then I totally forget that I am writing about Lindsay Lohan and how things were so much better while she was locked up in rehab and that i wish she would go to Europe and be gone for three weeks or forever and just give up on this Hollywood thing and go marry one of the guys she escorts for or David Miscavige and we would not hear from her for a very long time. I wonder if anyone would file a missing persons report for her. Michael would. Yeah. But they could get rid of him by offering some women he could abuse and a cash stipend for keeping his mouth shut. Do you think if someone offered Michael Lohan $1M to never say another word about Lindsay that he would take it? I bet he would, but you would have to pay him in installments.
Anyway, Lindsay partied all night with The Wanted and was sober, but only because she had a sober companion with her and she did try and ditch the companion a few times. I think as soon as the companion is gone, so is her sobriety. Oh, and the companion will go as soon as they stop getting paid which should be any time now.
YET No Photos. I WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS.
ReplyDeletesometimes enty can be a bit extra. how the hell would you know that she tried to ditch her sober companion? were you in the room? do you have inside info about every single person lindsay has made contact with since leaving rehab?
ReplyDeleteIf she stayed sober then that is a good thing, no?
ReplyDeleteIf she's gonna stay up all night to "party" straight outta rehab, bitch is setting herself UP for relapse.
ReplyDeleteWhy why why? Why go party all night long? Where is this girl's backbone? Why doesn't she tell everyone to f-off and go off to college in Greenland or something?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with @Renoblondee. I really hoped she would take sobriety seriously this time but being out partying all night is not promising. Even with the sober buddy. Enty is correct, once the sober buddy is gone so is the sobriety. You know the rest of those people at the party were not sober.
ReplyDeleteITA @Reno.
ReplyDeletei thought she was in nyc??
ReplyDeleteyeah it is obviously not a good place for her to be up all night with the band but if she was sober that is not really "partying" but it is a trigger and 6 times in rehab you would think she grasped that concept---shes not getting anymore chances from me (a fan) if she fucks up royally again
ReplyDeleteSo I'm guessing Oprah is paying the sober coach until Lindsay finishes her commitment ...
ReplyDeleteShe must've said all night in her Liz voice "I'm sooo bored" lol.
ReplyDeletelol!!!! @skimpy
ReplyDeleteAw man, I was really hoping this time around she could bounce back for good. I saw the preview of her hosting Chelsea Lately and she seemed really good and I was hoping it would be her rise again
ReplyDeleteHohan won't get sober now or later, she probably thinks all this sobriety thing is a joke. If she really was taking it seriously she wouldn't head to a party right after getting out of rehab.
ReplyDeleteCheap wine and a three day growth
ReplyDeleteMISCH probably has the right answer. Oprah needs to keep her sober to get that show and its ratings on the air.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I'm so rooting for her. Keep it together, Lindsay!
ReplyDeleteFor goodness sake, give her a chance. Being sober doesn't mean you can't go to parties or have a good time.
ReplyDeleteShe looks great, so far she is doing the right things, so let her do that instead of betting on when she will fail.
She put in her time in rehab, and she has a lot of people trying to help with the sober coaches and Oprah so give her a chance--if she screws up, then you can laugh but so far she is doing what she should do and no reason she can't have a social life if she can do it and stay straight.
This chick will relapse again. She doesn't want to get better, and is being forced to do it. She needs to have a reason, greater than her addictions to want to get better. Alcohol is her #1 addiction, drugs #2 and sex #3.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot cold hard cash ;)
DeleteShe entitled & plays victim...she will not stay sober unless she gets some real therapy...she needs to change her mind set
ReplyDeleteYes, you can be sober and have a good time. But if you're recovering from a huge addiction you simply don't go to a party where everyone else is drinking/drugging. Hohan has always relapsed very soon after her rehab stays, so it's no wonder people are getting cynical. All the best for her, but I just don't see that happening.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn it, Enty. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have to take our ... clothes off
To have a good time ... oh no
GAaaaaaah!
I love that song! Off I go to share the ear worm
Delete@chopchop....
ReplyDeleteNoooooooo.....!!!!!!
(shakes fist at you)
How much did Scooter Braun pay LiLo this time to be seen with the Wanted? Ok, maybe I'm obsessing but seriously, going out partying the week after you get out of rehab for the same exact thing? Even with a "sober coach"? That is irresponsible and reckless for someone who is such in the public eye and who says she is so serious about changing. If you were so serious you wouldn't have been out partying one week out of rehab, sober or not. It just looks bad.
ReplyDeletei'd stay sober for a $2MIL paycheck...but clubbing w/ Wanted 4 days after rehab? good choices lohan. good.......choices......
ReplyDeleteDON'T scream at me for not supporting addicts, that's not even in the equation when it comes to lilo, I don't support her lying/theiving/whoring/lying/reckless/using/lying/ungrateful/lying ass.
but. good luck!
Meh, she can hang out and not use if she wants to be sober people do it all the time
ReplyDeleteStuck in my head now, too.
ReplyDelete"Na na na na, na-na-na, NA na..."
The entertainment reporter on the radio station I listen to in the morning said that Lindsay hired a sober coach for a month, but then hired the coach for a year. Also that she is staying away from Mommy Dina.
ReplyDeleteHope it's true.
Uh HUH
ReplyDeleteSweet Berry Wine!
ReplyDeleteSweet Berry Wine!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of the song
ReplyDeleteRed red wiiineeeeee.
Goes to my head
Makes me forget that I
Still need her so.
..WTF that doesn't even rhyme.
I hope she stays sober this time but I doubt it. I can go to a party and not drink a drop, or be tempted by drugs but of course I'm not an addict. I'd prob dive into a chocolate fountain though. We've all got our weaknesses.