Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Random Photos Part Five
Bryce Dallas Howard gets the top spot. She looks great here.
Britney Spears decided to get papped twice so she
needed to change tops.
Christina Aguilera hangs out with her ex and their son.
Long time no see Ciara in the photos.
Casper Smart got a new present from Jennifer Lopez.
Ciara looks great! I've heard her called a "jump off" and if I knew what that meant I'm sure I would be offended on her behalf
ReplyDeleteA jump off is an opportunistic ho. When she sees a cute dude, she jumps at the first opportunity cause she's desperate. That's a jump off.
DeleteNot sure if this applies to her but it could. She dates the guys she makes songs with and doesn't seem to care about how awful her career is- just her relationship.
@ Kels: Ok, I thought maybe it referred to guys jumping off of her onto someone worth dating, that makes more sense. Thanks!
DeleteShe is a jump off. She fooled around with amare staudemire while he was engaged to his long time gf/baby mother, slept with a married man in chris brown's social circle to try to get to chris brown but failed miserably and stole her current bf future from his long time girlfriend. She's washed up and has no morals. Since her career has tanked she's looking for her next sugar daddy to fuel her shoe addiction.
DeleteI guess that's how she got the Celine bag... Ho! (Just kidding, I know nothing, I'm just jealous of the bag)
DeleteFYI: Ciara was on some entertainment show a few months back bragging about how she just returned from Dubai.
DeleteI read that she was passed around and that was the only way top producers would work with her.
DeleteUm, all these married men and guys with girlfriends bear equal responsibility for this...she doesn't just 'steal' a guy. ('OMG, where are my pants?! You succubus!!') I hate it when society only blames the woman. Puh-lease.
DeleteI agree, you can't steal anyone and if gross Amare was sleeping with her, its him that get the side eye. She just gets a coupon for an eye appointment. Plus, how would anyone know any of that?? Shoe addiction?
DeleteHow in the holy hell is Casper lasting this long?
ReplyDeleteJlo is old and desperate.
DeleteAnd needy and insecure.
DeleteMaybe Casper does the toyboy thing well ... does not step out of line, massages her shoulders, is patient with her, carries her bags, does never, ever contradict her, gets along with the kids ... any smart ho making a career out of his/her looks gets quickly that playing nice is the real edge.
DeleteLove Ciara's hair here. The natural look seems to be in fashion for African-American ladies at the moment....does it require as much product and care as a straightened style, or is it easier to maintain?
ReplyDeleteThats a weave, not her natural hair.
DeleteBut natural hair is harder to maintain. Same amount of product- just wayyyy less harmful than relaxers. I think we're just doing it cause we wanna embrace our natural stuff, even if it takes hours to comb through and tame! Thats my opinion tho, cant speak for all. Besides, it just looks nice.
@Kels. How can you tell it's a weave? I'm like Nutty, I just thought her hair looked really great (and kind of vaguely wondered where my hairbrush was.)
DeleteThere's a lot of hair there, I feel like similar to extensions you can tell when it is very thick. Also, it's not common to grow curly hair that long...that might just be me though.
DeleteThat's an insane amount of weave, Ciara has very short hair naturally.
DeleteI'm sure Brit Brit was on her way to the recording studio, she's got to prepare for those "Live" performances in Vegas...
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit
Kill Casper
@Kels Thanks for the info. I'll never forget that scene in Chris Rock's 'Good Hair' where the chemicals in the relaxer disintegrate an aluminium can of cola....and the next shot is the very same chemicals being plastered onto the scalp of an innocent three-year-old.
ReplyDeleteI had clearly been confusing "jump-off" with "side piece". For example, I thought it was correct to say "Rita Ora is Jay Z's jump off" when it appears the proper usage is "Rita Ora is Jay Z's side piece. Jay Z is Rita Ora's jump off." Correct?
Use both!
DeleteThe other day I saw a video with Ciara and Minaj, and couldn't decide who of them I would bang first. Now I see that pic of Ciara in which she seems a thin trunk palm tree and I have made my mind: the weird colour haired sexdoll.
ReplyDeleteMmm Ciara is Hott, id do her in a hot minute
ReplyDeleteI love Christina Aguilera but her tan is beyond Jersey orange. My eyes!
ReplyDeleteI always thought jump-off meant sidepiece, too. I learn so much here at CDAN!
It amazes me how the music industry just washes their hands of artists and tosses them to the side: ie, Ciara. She was huge for a hot minute. Did she piss someone off? Sleep with the wrong man?
Good Hair is such a fab documentary. I loved it!
You know what doctors call people who wear the sort of helmets that jackass is wearing? Organ donors.
ReplyDeleteDon't care for Ciara but, I have to admit she looks amazing in that picture. I wonder if she's still friends with Kim K? They used to hang out all the time and now...not seen together ever.
ReplyDeleteBryce (She gots Howard $$$$ CHA-CHING)
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit (crazy chicks are good in the sack)
Ciara (see above)
For someone's whose career is tanking or has tanked, Ciara sure gets a lot of attention from CDAN posters. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteot here is naked pic of zac efron...... http://hollywoodtattletale.com/2012/04/11/introducing-zac-efrons-penis/
ReplyDeleteThanks Maggie - that's a very interesting way of promoting his new film! Well, if it worked for Vanessa...
DeleteI love my natural hair. It takes much less time for me to do my hair than when I use to relax it. Honestly, it was the best decision for me. Just like @Kels said I can't speak for all.
ReplyDelete@Nutty I love Chris Rock even more than I use to for that doc...so funny so good.
Casper needs to make sure he keeps that peen in his pants away from the mens! If he keeps it on lock, JHO will definitely keep the gifts coming!
ReplyDelete@CDAN Reader if she just came from Dubai her pockets just got bigger.
ReplyDeleteWonder what she did for that change??