Today's Blind Items - The Affair
Let me start out by saying this will be revealed. It is just too good to not reveal. This actress is A+ list. Mostly movies. She likes to think of herself as cultured and someone who wishes to be thought of as more than just an actress. Our actress travels a lot. She often travels without her significant other. She always travels without him when she is working on one of her favorite side projects. This is the one she thinks will make her beloved around the world. The reason she always travels alone for this particular side project is a man she met. He is an artist. He is much older than our actress. 20-25 years older than she is, and an intense man. Known throughout the region for his very dramatic and bold art, he is also known as someone who lives his art and our actress wanted to meet him. Once she met him, she wanted to be in one of his art works. This involved our actress getting naked. She was then covered from neck to toes in hot wax. The wax was dripped in a design for the "art." He then proceeded to have sex with our actress while the wax was cracking. Apparently he does this with all of his muses. Well, our actress enjoyed being his muse and can always be spotted with the artist whenever she is on her side project, and she has even had him visit her once at her home. Once.
81 comments:
Leave Angelina alone!
oh, @VIP. You took the words right out of my head.
So what if Angie wants to be cracked? hahaha
AJ the Audrey SAVE THE CHILDREN Hepburn of our generation
Angie!
Agree...Angie
Yes, Angie, but who is the "artist"? Seriously hot wax dripping?
Angie and the artist is a guy she has talked about before. I have to google his.name.
and Brad doesn't mind because he's off with a really young blonde girl.
So I don't care about that part but seriously-when do either of them see their kids? They're going to end up like Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis or worse.
Laughing....it's Angie for sure....
Definitely Angie, especially with the Legends of the Fall comment at the end...ONCE... "you say that again and we are not brothers"
I think its gwyneth paltrow it says "mostly TV" and GOOP etc for side projects. And do chefs count as artists because then I hope its Batali.
Come on, how would Enty know he visited her at home unless the artist or the nanny spilled the beans.
Man that wax sounds fun though...
I doubt hot wax is too much for Angie.
I thought it was Paltrow but now I'm picturing the Entys arguing which one was going to write about She Who Must Not Be Named.
I'm on lots of pills right now, but where does it say "mostly tv?" I'm pretty sure it says mostly movies.
I think Gwyneth too
@nevermindthat The same way he knows about Angie and Billy Bob.
Speaking of him wasn't she and Billy bob hooking up.hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I kinda got the Goopy vibe from this.
I think the story is much better with Gwyneth. I always sort of thought this type of thing was just a regular Thursday night for Angie.
I thought Goopy for sure on this one.
This has the pretension of Goop slathered all over it....
Brad Pitt is dating like a 14 year old girl, makes sense though. Juliette Lewis was only 15 when they started sexing.
I had read this as ScarJo at first
msn.com/movies/gossip-romance-rumor-du-michelle-williams-brooklyn-artist-1749802.story
Wow...whoever she is, she is one lucky gal!
Angie - that artist who did the bronze of her. Daniel Edwards is his name. She's breastfeeding the twins in the bronze.
I think Goop too, just because she was on Glee. I can't remember if Angie has been on TV.
I definitely think this is GOOP. Angie is already beloved and GOOP is not. GOOP would love to be revered world-wide.
Daniel Edwards was born in '65. Angie was born in '75, so he's not 20-25 years older than she.
Anish Kapoor? 60, from India, pretty well known sculptor in that region.
What about Damien Hirst for the artist? One of his mediums is candle wax.
The cultured part leads me to Goop.
I read this as Natalie Portman.
Anish Kapoor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXoLOCTAUyo
and he also uses wax as a medium
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5400198/Anish-Kapoors-40-ton-block-of-wax-is-centrepiece-of-Royal-Academy-show.html
and he has many charities
Jasper Johns is famous encaustic artist---mmmm...featured in the same issue as the Jolie/Pitts--
http://www.ebay.com/itm/W-magazine-7-2005-Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-Lily-Cole-Jasper-Johns-Steven-Klein-/200694661800
And hears an interview that Goop did with an artist that references Johns, no wax, though...
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/art/ellsworth-kelly/
Yesss...i wonder how that works..cracking wax --that is during sex...Can you imagine the uncomfortability of having warm-hot wax put on you...Then a silk blindfold over eyes and let the cracking begin....Noone is more of an s&m queen than Angelina. K, i might have to put this on my bucket list...mmmhmm.
Ange's taint is on this BI. Kudos to VIP for guessing her first...
Hmm....I think the only way you could make Angie "mostly movie" and not "all movie" is if you go all the way back and count that Gia played on HBO. But as they say, "it's not TV, it's HBO." So maybe Goopy fits better.
It says mostly movies
I read this as Goop.
Enty does not check IMDB for every person he writes about. "Mostly movies" is his default phrase for someone who you'd know from movies rather than tv.
LOL @Jessica on the HBO line!
She got wax in places where one should never get wax...
I was soooo thinking St. Angelina!
Damn, @VIP gets top billing all the time...You smooth over achiever!
I'm always late to the comment game. Probably should've just stayed a long time reader and troller. :)
Goop did glee and that's more recent than gia
Goop's not big on charity work ...unless its a book signing
To all the "Mostly Movie" chatterers, Enty has used Mostly Movies to also describe those who have delved into directing and advertising, both of which Angie has done without question. She is also an ambassador too if memory serves. I think that more than qualifies her for meeting the criteria of mostly movies given she is known for things outside the silver screen. :)
Dont think its angie. But side note, fyi- my friend has severe rheumatoid arthritis in her toe, so one christmas hubby bought her a wax bath. Like footbath only melted wax. You insert your foot. It feels HEAVENLY, not at all hurtful or sadistic. And when wax hardens and you peel it iff, your skin is as soft as a baby's butt. Its a good thing.
That wax play sounds fun. I always wanted to do some playing around w/ liquid latex.
I'm feeling Goopy.
None of the artists mentioned so far fit this blind item. C'mon people, at least check the basic facts before speculating. ;)
GOOPY MCGOOPERSON!!!! Thinks her cookbooks & website will make her "beloved"....& she is never w/ Chris Martin. Brad & Angie are seen together a lot more than those too. Besides, for the majority ppl DO love St Angie. Goop??? Not so much.
Some one dropped this in my inbox to support her Angie guess
if it is supposed to be AJ going to the Syrian refugees in Jordan (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/jordan/10133034/Angelina-Jolie-visits-Syrian-refugee-camp-in-Jordan-on-World-Refugee-Day.html)
it is supposed to be him (http://jordantimes.com/article/american-artist-revives-old-painting-technique-to-celebrate-jordans-colours)
Goop tries too hard to come across as better than others. I'm guessing her!
I've had hot wax all over my body as part of a spa treatment, then wrapped up in a heat-retentive blanket for about 10 minutes.
Having the hot wax poured all over my body was a sensory experience i will not soon forget - on the edge of pain but the release of endorphins and the heat for the next 10 minutes puts you in such an amazing state of relaxation...
Where did you hear that rumor? Not Juliette Lewis, I knew that one. I hadn't heard about another young girl
That sounds...uncomfortable. About as erotic and artistic as eyebrow plucking.
I was feeling ScarJo for this, too.
I thought GPal while reading this, but AngJo and ScarJo are great guesses.
I don't have a guess but comments like "How would Enty know this?" are getting annoying. People talk to people who talk to other people and so on and so forth.
This sounded just like Angelina but I couldn't think of any TV she had done. I had forgotten about Gia. Whether HBO likes it or not, they're still just TV.
How much older than Juliette Lewis is Brad Pitt? That would be a lot less weird than him dating some 14 year old right now. I have a hard time believing he would date someone a couple years younger than his oldest child.
I didn't know she was seeing Dustin Yellin. He's awesome. They don't exactly fit for this though because they're both in their 30s.
Second sentence is the most obvious clue, "It's too good not to reveal". Gwyneth Paltrow's cook book is called "It's All Good".
Easy Easy? Does everything have to be about the Jolie?
It's like noboy here has ever had a Brazilian wax! Really????
I was thinking Goopy and Julian Schnabel for the artist. He has quite the rep.
@surfer is right. This is barely a blind. Julian Schnabel's recent works are called "wax paintings." He is 62 to Goopy's 40. He is frequently referred to in the press as "Gwyneth's pal."
@VIP god I hope someone writes a book filled with all of her little escapades. She's a wackadooo
She probably saved a fortune on bikini waxing for the month!
Except of course this story which is clearly not about Angelina at all.
St. Angie Ho-lie Pitt Stank is "beloved?" Fuck that noise! No just no.
well if count maybe on to something.....if you google k. Robert Kimball and aj this youtube video comes up... www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Y2X53TdAA
I thought Diane Kruger.
Ive heard those feel divine. I may have to treat myself to one one day.
@Surfer: Yes!!! came to say Julian Schnabel but you've got it already.. it's him!!
The Kimball guy is only 43, Angie is 39.
I thought GOOP. Angelina's "side projects" would be directing and humanitarian efforts, but she's been doing the charity work for years and years, before Brad came along, and also travels to not one place but many places. She could have simply dated the artist or visited often without a guise. Goop meanwhile wants everyone to worship her for her Martha Stewart ways. Her main project is acting - side projects are GOOP, music, and her cookbooks. She could visit anywhere in the world under the guise of GOOP or her cooking (to try new foods, or for Goop to discover new sights, stores, etc.)
Also, this seems tame for Angie, and I don't quite know if SHE'D be the one flying all over the world for some man. I think she'd made the man come to her.
Now Gwyn, this would be a REALLY fun reveal.
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