Friday, August 02, 2013

Your Turn

Strangest food you have ever eaten.


85 comments:

  1. I think I'm boring, lol. I can only think of Escargot that's a little odd. But it's not really. Does southern food like collards and okra count? Prob not.

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    1. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Reno: how do you make an s car go? Paint an S on a snail (ducks for cover)

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  2. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Semen doesn't count. I once made a Vegemite chocolate cake.

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  3. Pork fried rice because that didn't look like pork.

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      High fives Anna Nah

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    2. I hope you didn't forget to tongue punch het fart box while you were there.

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  5. Ex boyfriend had a very traditional Chinese family. Once while eating at a restaurant, I was convinced to eat chicken feet and cubed pigs blood.

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  6. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Mystery meat. My Uni days....nostalgic sigh.

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  7. Sea Cucumber -- a nice name for a freaky thing.

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  8. was tricked into trying Tripe once....felt like my mouth was full of rubber bands.
    No bueno

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    1. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Ruby: true story. My senile Oma (um Dutch/Indonesian) made me cook her brains and tripe while I was caring for her. She kept the phone in the fridge and hid chicken legs under her doona so I soon learned to tell her that any non-descript food was in fact both tripe and brains.

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    2. Anonymous11:01 AM

      I recant that. She didn't make me cook HER brains. That's some fucked up Romero shit right there. I think the said brains belonged to sheep.

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    3. I've eaten brains. BRAINS!!!!Q Sure they were pigs or beef brains with eggs.

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  9. I've been craving a good, hard Rach Around.

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    1. Anonymous10:28 AM

      Ann Nah: that's not what you said last night.....BOOM!

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  10. In Korea, the intestines are served whole: placed on a grill, grilled, then cut up with a shears and the grilling continues until they're edicle. I declined. Tripe me no tripe, triflin' tripe-eaters.

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  11. Monkey meat. I grew up in Africa. Liberia. We ate a lot of game meats.

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    1. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Mae: have you EVER seen monkey magic? Awwwwww Pigsy!

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  12. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches that my mom used to make me.

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  13. Calf Fries. They're a delicacy in cattle country.

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      Lazy: I'm Australian. There's always someone either cooking or fucking a sheep around here, hence my move to Veganism. If you can finger bang it, don't eat it. That actually holds, even with zucchini.

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  14. Haggis and chicken feet.

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  15. I put ketchup on steak, that's about as odd as I get.

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  16. This isn't really an answer to this question because we've all had mac-n-cheese, ketchup, tuna fish and peas but have any of you tried them all together in one delicious bowl???? Oh em gee, so good.

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  17. Rach, let's keep our bedroom tales where they belong.


    HERE.


    Should we talk about the time we made that DELICIOUS cucumber-carrot-leek-zucchini-eel salad using only our nether parts?

    And don't forget the "Special Sauce".

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    1. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Anna Nah : you PROMISED me that spring break would never come back to haunt me. That whole German poo porn thing was just a phase. Now it's Dutch poo porn. Back up, I need to pinch off a loaf. (Too far?)

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  18. My mother's cooking.

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  19. I am not an adventurous eater.

    We went to my aunt Helen's house for Thanksgiving and she made her turkey stuffing with oysters and I didn't know and I thought they were just horrible. She also doesn't brown her turkey skin so it is all blech and pimply looking.

    I told my mom we weren't going there for holidays--the food was too different.

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  20. Hot dog stew. Hot dogs and stewed tomatoes in a pot. As horrible as it sounds.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Nightowl: you sick freak! Everyone knows hotdogs are a sex aide only to be ingested vaginally.

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  21. I've had coffee that has passed through the digestive tract of a civet cat. Aka weasel poop coffee. It was gooooooooood.

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    1. Kopi luwak or civet coffee. I'll have to try that someday. Thanks.

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  22. Hot chick's butthole would be the strangest thing I've eaten, to some anyway. In a variety of flavors, too. Vanilla, Chocolate, Asian. I had never done it before when I was with a Latina, but I wouldn't be opposed to it.

    Odd fact: if a chick tends to swallow a lot of tooth paste while brushing her teeth, her butthole will be kinda minty. I can't say "minty fresh" because the freshness depends on other factors.

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    1. Anonymous11:19 AM

      Depending on butt hole upkeep, all rings kinda taste the same unless someone decided to be adventurous and eat Indian the night before....

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    2. I read this as "chicken butthole" and coincidentally the Filipino side of my family does serve chicken butthole at birthdays, holidays, etc. No one calls it what it is, but we all know...and its not too bad!

      As long as it's clean, eat away my friend...

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    3. Anonymous2:09 PM

      Bar fly: rectum? Dang near killed 'em!

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  23. Rach: WAY TOO FAR. DUTCH? Have you lost your fucking mind? I had second thoughts when we did the German bit, but I NEVER thought you'd go Dutch.

    OMG.

    I hope I can get over this.

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    1. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Ha ha Anna Nah! By Dutch I only meant that the next rectum we split the bill. My bad.

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  24. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Hang on a second. My beneDICKED cuminbatches smells something slightly odd and onerous, and it's not my my vegan bath bong farts. Is THIS the bonafide Anna Nah Glorious Mess or a hacker? Tell me about Marcy or I'll start to doubt your legitimacy. I don't want Anna Nah to be cross w me in the morning (story of my life if you throw in a kebab)

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  25. Rach: How the hell could I not be me? Ask Count--he'll verify my 'voice'. Besides, the GREAT AND POWERFUL ANONY NOMOUS has decided that Massive G is this week's Marcie. Fuck it. Maybe I'll just change my screen name to Marcie.

    BUT IN THE MEAN TIME...

    You can eat Indian food whenever you want. It will never stop me from feasting on your 'special tunnel'.

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    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      The funnel of chocolate love tunnel? I don't k ow who Marcy is, apart from a lesbian from married w children. God she was ugly. I'm hungry, seriously. I may need to temporarily vacate my wee bath and forage for food.

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  26. Bear, caribou, Dahl sheep, buffalo, reindeer, moose, but that isn't unusual. I did try squirrel once, it was chewy, but again, that's regional and not particularly unusual.

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    1. Anonymous11:50 AM

      Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

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    2. And rattlesnake.

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  27. Anonymous11:54 AM

    Ok, I've halftime to think. Grossest things to ingest? Either a meat pie or a round of Soggy Saos or aka Soggy Biscuits. Google it. You'll be unpleasantly surprised.

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  28. Rach:



    I'LL


    BE


    RIGHT


    HERE.

    Hearts and hugs and kisses.
    xoxo,
    Kym

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  29. Rach:

    WowWowWowWowWowWow.

    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW
    WOW.

    JUST WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.

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  30. Alligator, rattlesnake, sea cucumber. Loved the sea cucumber; it tastes a lot like razor clams.

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    Tell me when you eat something cool. Like bull testicles. Or your brother's underwear.

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  32. Tried durian and haggis both once and never again!

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  33. Raw sea urchin :/

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  34. Rattlesnake, rabbit, frog legs, fried crickets, and chocolate covered ants.

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    1. Yes, those are good. Aren't they?

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  36. pickled octopus. It squeaked when I chewed it and one of it's little suction cups got stuck on my tooth. Obviously, 1 and done.

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  37. Isaw
    or grilled chicken and pig intestines

    Some of my favorite native dishes could be really strange to the Westerners e.g.
    Dinuguan
    a pork blood stew with diced intestines and ears

    and Sisig
    a sizzling dish made of chopped pig's face and liver with lots of chili peppers

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    1. Filipino much? :) fello flip and i love it all!!!

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    2. @bar fly Yep, Pinay much. :)

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  38. Eggs
    Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breast
    Tuna (water packed)
    Fish (salmon, sea bass, halibut, sushi, mahi mahi, Orange roughi,
    tilapia, Sardines)
    Shrimp
    Extra Lean Ground Beef or Ground Round (92-96%)
    Venison
    Buffalo
    Ostrich
    Eggs
    Low or Non-Fat Cottage cheese, Ricotta
    Low fat or Non fat Yogurt
    Rib eye Steaks or Roast
    Top Round Steaks or Roast (stew meat, London broil, Stir fry)
    Top Sirloin (Sirloin Top Butt)
    Beef Tenderloin (filet mignon )
    Top Loin (NY Strip Steak)
    Flank Steak (Stir Fry, Fajitas)
    Eye of Round (Cube meat, Stew meat,
    Bottom Round)
    Ground Turkey, Turkey Breast slices
    or cutlets

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  39. Oatmeal (Old fashioned, Quick oats,
    Irish steal cut)
    Sweet Potatoes, Yams
    Brown rice
    Ezekial bread
    Whole wheat bread



    Green Leafy lettuce (red, green, romaine)
    Broccoli
    Asparagus
    String Beans
    Spinach
    Bell Peppers (Green or Red)
    Brussels Sprouts
    Cauliflower
    Cabbage
    Celery
    Cucumber
    Carrots
    Eggplant
    Onions
    Pumpkin
    Garlic
    Tomatoes
    Zucchini
    Kale

    Fruit
    bananas, oranges, apples, grapefruit,
    peaches, strawberries, blueberries,
    raspberries, lemons or limes


    Natural Style Peanut Butter
    Olive oil, Safflower oil
    Flax seed oil
    Fish Oil
    Nuts (peanuts, almonds, walnuts)
    Avocado



    Low of Non-Fat cottage cheese, Ricotta
    Low or non-fat milk
    Low fat or non-fat yogurt

    Mustard
    Garlic
    Iced tea
    Mushrooms
    Herbal tea
    Onions
    Dry seasonings (Herbal, etc.)
    Scallions
    Lemon
    Salt
    Pepper

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Pepper? Now you're just being revolting Anna. I like undies pepper. It's the dusty little poop fragments that come loose when you shake out dirty jocks.

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  40. Rach: Those are a delicacy! Do you save them up in a jar and make brownies? I never get tired of that pun!

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    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Oh I've found my toilet humour maven! My gutter brained soul sister. Pull my finger Ann Nah: I may actually draw mud!

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  41. My two aunts were gourmet chrfs, completely wasted on me and most of my relatives. So when aunt ritas som got engaged, she had a party and made all this gourmet foods, one of which was curried chicken which i found awful then and now. Not a fan of new foods, just like my chicken and choomeat and turkey. Very boring.
    Anyway all of this reminds oh aunt ritas family- 3 boys. Oldest boy was in show business and ended up committing suicide. 2nd boy had MS, my aunt always took care of him, he died few years after his brother. When youngest boy was sbout 21, he was killed in car crash. Aunt rita died, and my uncle had died inWW2. So there ya go, whole family wiped out, no child lived past 36. And thats my weird food story.

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    1. That's horrible. I'm very sorry.

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  42. Jello sushi -- Kevin
    Strawberry popsicle with ranch dressing -- Kevin
    Corn-dog covered with chocolate -- Jason
    Lime jello with bacon bits -- Jason
    Sausage milkshake -- Chris Izerda
    Fudge bars with little bits of corn inside, topped with carrot shavings -- Jen
    Chocolate-covered shrimp -- Jason
    Magic-Shell-covered shrimp -- max
    Cornflakes with catsup -- Mike
    Omlette with marshmallow creme inside -- Jason
    Taco with cherries in the meat sauce -- Jason
    Chili with Junior Mints -- Kevin
    Starburst with garlic spread -- Kevin
    Carmel-coated lima beans -- Jason
    Smores made with hamburger patties -- Kevin
    Vegemite -- glemist@aol.com
    Banana split with baked beans -- Jason
    Spice cake with chicken lard -- L. Cotrotsos
    Figs, ketchup, and steamed onions -- L. Cotrotsos
    Candy corn smothered in barbeque sauce with fresh dill and mayonnaise -- L. Cotrotsos
    Pickles and milk -- Wicked
    Tang and Quik -- Wicked
    Rice Krispie squares with ketchup -- Wicked
    Beef jerky with marshmallow creme -- Jason
    Graham, cheese & saurkraut S'Mores -- Jason
    Clam chowdah with Oreos -- Jane
    Steak and Skittles -- Laura
    Chicken McNuggets in chocolate sauce -- Jason
    Fudge & oyster milkshake -- D. Miller
    Brussel sprout tapioca pudding -- Bob
    Tuna milkshake
    Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich
    Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce -- Karen Lee
    Donut and squid casserole -- Suzy
    Liver merangue pie -- Jason
    Orbitz -- Gopher
    Cheese ravioli with rasins and chocolate sauce -- Gopher
    Jelly nachos -- Danielle
    Orange marmalade on Spam -- Kyle
    Hamburger topped with soy sauce, mayonnaise, and vanilla ice-cream (known affectionately as "The Booger Burger") -- Milkweed
    Asparagus with grape jelly, skim milk, and chili powder -- Clatter
    Marshmallow creme in Ministrone soup -- Clatter
    Dates with crushed-up cheese-puffs, drenched in peppermint tea -- Clatter
    Cottage Cheese Ketchup soup, with fresh mint and chocolate chips -- Annie
    A sandwich of mayonaisse and Cheetos between two thin-mint Girl Scout cookies -- Aghhhhh
    Sauerkraut and tapioca pudding, topped with kidney beans -- Melissa
    Gazpacho Crunch ice cream -- Kevin
    A latte with shredded tuna -- Kevin
    Peach marmalade with anchovies -- Neuwa@aol.com
    Cinnamon roll with Italian dressing -- Katzmanian

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    1. Anonymous2:13 PM

      Ha ha! Anything fudgey w corn inside makes me warm my cockles in a hearth. I like mixing my puns also in baskets with bad eggs. Corn dogs here do not come on a stick. They tend to float thougg

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  43. @Dulcinea They're wonderful if you stick a slice banana in between that!

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  44. Donkey meat for breakfast kebab style
    Bees
    Scorpions
    Dog meat (unknowingly)
    Sea cucumber

    I was pissed for the dog meat and the grilled bees. I ate one to be polite to my host. They all insisted that I had to have another one because bees are good for your sight so you need to eat a pair for both eyes. Chinese humor ...

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  45. Sheep brains in Middle East. Not a fan. In fact it was offal...

    Haha, sorry, not as drunk as Rach Around. Yet.

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  46. @SingBlue:

    Come, (or cum) join us! It's so much more fun over here! We serve free drinks!

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  47. Pickled moose testicles.

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  48. @Rach: I'll see your rectum and raise you this...

    As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook’em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

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  49. Oh, good lord, the lunatic is back.

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  50. CeeKay,

    I certainly hope you mean me! Here's a little song I wrote (actually just changed the lyrics) to mark this blessed day:

    The lunatic is back and you're gonna be in trouble...

    (Hey-la-day-la Miss Mess is back)

    You see me comin', better cut out on the double

    (Hey-la-day-la Miss Mess is back)

    You been spreadin' lies that I was untrue

    (Hey-la-day-la Miss Mess is back)

    So look out now cause Rach is comin' after you.

    Damn right. Rach is my new cdan-troll-partner in crime. And we gonna fuck it up fo' sho'!

    xoxo,
    Kym

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  51. Well this has been entertaining as hell for me.

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  52. Miss Mess: You bitch! You put me on the curb pretty quickly, with not so much as a peck on the cheek or a pat on the ass. Slut.

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  53. @Count: Thanks for the "slut" nod, but you HAVE been a little too On Topic lately. I miss the old days...

    The old Count...

    The Count who would jack the threads with untold comments of sleaze and filth that would have all the girls tearing off their granny panties and putting their Mr. Shower head on max pulse.

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  54. Gator, chitlins, and rattlesnake, none of which impressed me, even with liberal applications of Tobasco. If Tobasco doesn't make it taste better, I'm not eating it again.

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  55. An entire fried baby bird

    Dear gad amighty it still makes me shudder.....but when it's a delicacy that people have prepared especially for you....ya kinda gotta be polite....

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  56. @Miss Mess: I play off of what I read. If I'm down it is because the stories are boring and don't spark creativity or interesting memories.

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  57. Deep fried cod tongues.

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  58. Some sort of live larvae/grub. I don't know what bug it was from...they were wiggling...

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