Al Pacino will be 74 or really close when he becomes a father for the fourth time with his 33 year old girlfriend Lucila Sola. She is not even twelve weeks yet so I wouldn't expect an announcement for a few more weeks. I don't usually write about people getting pregnant because then I would have to make sure I included everyone and it can get boring always talking about how happy the parents are and how they are excited and they want privacy but will be outside everyday at a certain time if someone wanted to take their photo and if necessary can be outside twice a day to make sure the photographer has multiple options and different lighting to play with but that they really do want privacy and to only ask them a few questions each day because they really just couldn't find the time to answer more but if they did happen to take a walk and the photographer just happened to walk next to them they might have time for a few more questions, but don't ask anything about the sex of the baby until after they find out of they can sell that story to the tabloids.
This is Al Pacino though and there is that weekend so I thought I would pass the news along before any announcement is made. Congrats Al. I'm sure they make those suits in newborn sizes too.
She can diaper and feed both of them.
ReplyDeleteThe Enties might have outdone themselves with this run-on sentence.
ReplyDelete"I don't usually write about people getting pregnant because then I would have to make sure I included everyone and it can get boring always talking about how happy the parents are and how they are excited and they want privacy but will be outside everyday at a certain time if someone wanted to take their photo and if necessary can be outside twice a day to make sure the photographer has multiple options and different lighting to play with but that they really do want privacy and to only ask them a few questions each day because they really just couldn't find the time to answer more but if they did happen to take a walk and the photographer just happened to walk next to them they might have time for a few more questions, but don't ask anything about the sex of the baby until after they find out of they can sell that story to the tabloids."
Holy shittin run on sentence! My brain hurts :(
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even finish reading that.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Al.
Wow, that is a crazy sentence.
ReplyDeletelol, the Mother of all run-on cross eye causing sentences yes.
ReplyDeleteEnty is jealous because old Al is still getting it!
ReplyDeleteWhat is Enty referring to when he says "and there was that weekend"?
ReplyDeleteWeekend at Bernie's. Crazy shit happened.
Delete@Cleo, I think he is referring to the weekend he worked for Pacino.
DeleteAl named his son ANTON. Love that name
ReplyDeleteI know men can be virile into their old age and have been procreating well into it in the past, but there seems to be some irresponsibility to the child who will most likely growup without their father. Granted there are many that do growup without one, this seems more intentional.
ReplyDelete@Cleo: The child will be born never having to lift a finger in its life and I'm sure Mommy will choose a good step dad.
ReplyDeleteNow poor dudes having kids late in life, I agree with you. That is why I plan to get snipped shortly after 40. Then all I gotta worry about is the Hi5.
There is something disturbing about the distinct possibility that the Daddy will be older than the Grandfather.
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ReplyDeleteEnty, is this my payback for bitching this AM about you not using commas? If so, well played Sir/Madam.
ReplyDeleteFrom the NYDN-
ReplyDeleteAl Pacino and girlfriend Lucila Sola were out and about in the city Wednesday. The couple were seen leaving an doctor’s office in Midtown, where Sola appeared outside with a Band-Aid and a little cotton wool on her arm. “They seemed happy and were giggling with each other,” says our spywitness. “They were very affectionate and seemed upbeat. They hugged and kissed.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/dicaprio-friend-faux-article-1.1452984#ixzz2egxnw6kN
So Enty came up with this exclusive from this story.
oh good lord.........
ReplyDeleteaging men
Congratulations to the expectant mother. By the way, who is the panhandler standing next to her with his coffee cup held out for tips?
ReplyDeleteShoes. It's all about the shoes.
ReplyDeletethats freaking gross
ReplyDeleteaint enough money in the world
There's no fool like an old fool.
ReplyDeleteCarol nailed it!
ReplyDeleteWow, that's an old dad.
ReplyDeleteApparently everyone is missing periods in this post.
ReplyDeletethe most interesting thing about this article is the table chandelier thing in the store window.
ReplyDeleteClearly this news must already be out otherwise this would have been a blind.
ReplyDeleteWow. Viagra strikes again. Sad thing, though, is that he is 74 years old, so this kid will be left without a dad way too young.
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