This B list mostly movie actor who has had a nice little run on a cool television show was at a bar the other night when he started hitting on a male customer. The male was straight and called the actor a Hobbit. The actor then punched the guy in the face before running off.
Frodo
ReplyDeleteDominic whatever his name is. Charlie on Lost.
ReplyDeleteDominic Moyghnahan Moynghan....Charlie
ReplyDeleteMerry
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Danny DeVito.
ReplyDeleteCould it be Dom? He was just busted for sending those harassing texts to that girl and I've never heard gay rumors about him before. Elijah doesn't seem that punchy, but you never know.
ReplyDeleteOr it could be a short guy who wasn't a hobbit.
ReplyDeleteElijah Wood. Cool TV show - Wilfred.
ReplyDeleteDom makes sense with lost being the tv show. Never thought he was gay though
ReplyDeleteGadfly, I think you are right..
ReplyDeleteCan't be Dom, he was with evangelina for a longish relationship, Unless he's bi?
ReplyDeleteObviously Elijah. Good one gadfly.
ReplyDeleteOh no thats what I call my crazy neighbor..
ReplyDeleteElijah. I don't see why his sexuality would harm his career. He's a cute little Polly Pocket! He's hardly a leading man or cast based on his heterosexual appeal.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the COOLEST show is the original Wilfred. Seriously.
It could still be Elijah, but I did see him in the VIP section of a strip club with a couple of ratchet strippers. He was nice though and a good tipper :)
ReplyDeleteDom does have that new, crazy animal show where he gets fucked up and let's animals bite him. Its like wildboyz, but picture wildhobbitz instead of stevo and his speedo
ReplyDeleteNo. No Frodo. I refuse to believe. I refuse. I simply refuse.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Elijah, he would have punched the guy in the knees, not the face.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, isn't the "Hobbit" clue just way too obvious?
Also Dominic Monaghan likes women. Remember that little embarrassment when some chickie-poo bragged about getting his email on Twitter?
http://thedirty.com/2012/05/dominic-monaghan-is-washed-up-and-hits-on-girls-on-twitter/
but was he actually a hobbit???????????
ReplyDeleteElijah Wood. This one is so obvious.
ReplyDeleteI also have a friend who used to be a stripper and Elijah was a frequent customer. Only female strippers in that club. Heard only good things about him and he's a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying he couldn't be gay/bi or maybe have a temper, but he definitely likes naked ladies!
LOL!! He really does! I was pretty surprised with the girls that he choose to go up to VIP with. One is pretty attractive and is a sweet girl but the other, ummm no. The girls said he was nice too, and it's nice to know he likes to get his swirl on!
DeleteSorry, that was @high heels!
DeleteIf it was Elijah Wood why would it say a nice little run on a cool television show? Wilfred it still on. The way it's worded makes me think they are no longer on the show. Idk, just my thinking.
ReplyDeletethe imagery of this blind is just precious (pun intended)
ReplyDeleteDM might be many things, but he's totally straight
ReplyDeleteDanny Devito.
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