"Oh, I had sex with her." Everyone turns to look. "Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up."
B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition who has a very unusual name discussing her one night fling with this former A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be a C lister and can't find her way out of the closet.
Chloe Sevigney and KStew?
ReplyDeleteChloe is televisual to the core, with a few film jobs. She started out tv-ish, hit her stride with tasteful HBO work, then tv'ed her way to fame in the 21st century. I can't imagine calling her mostly movie.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Brown Bunny, but okay. Uma and Nymphomaniac.
DeleteReally? Chloe's breakout role was in Kids, that freak kid sex movie.
ReplyDeleteKids was a GREAT movie. Very disturbing.
ReplyDeleteAside from "Brown Bunny" and "Boys Don't Cry", she mainly does tv.
She was in Gummo too
DeleteBarton Fink, you don't know what you're talking about:
ReplyDeleteChloe Sevigny on IMDB
Of course Chloe is mixed...she started with Kids, right? She was mostly movie before Big Love...
ReplyDeleteshe is mostly movie......
ReplyDeletesounds like a winner
Okay, she's mostly movie. I just think of her tv after Kids. What hardcore sex movie is it? The one she fellated a scuzzbucket in?
ReplyDeleteChloe was an indie film dreamgirl up until Brown Bunny (the unsimulated blowjob movie). So definitely her....but who is the other one?
ReplyDeleteBarton: Brown Bunny was the hardcore.
ReplyDeletethe rankings seem to fit KS???
ReplyDeleteJesus, between Chloe and Robert, I'm starting to suspect that Kristen dates people whose sour faces make her seem upbeat in comparison.
ReplyDeleteIn order for it to be KS (who really seems to be the most obvi choice) that "time after the hard core movie" must have been quite a long time, as BB came out in 2003...and KS would have been like, 12......
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't in anything hardcore. Didn't she just give Vincent Gallo a BJ in that one movie? I guess it depends on when is watching it. Not hardcover in my book.
ReplyDeleteHardcore*
DeleteWho is watching*
DeleteI'm done fixing my autocorrect
Pip - autocorrect is evil! Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!
DeletePip, giving a real onscrean blowjob and swallowing the load on camera may not meet your definition of hardcore, but you're the only person I've ever seen who would say that.
ReplyDeletePip hardcore sex is unsimulated sex aka porn which Chloe did with her b/f Vincent Gallo in Brown Bunny
ReplyDeleteIt's not like he jizzed on her face. I don't know, you see shit like that on late night cinemax all the time. I wouldn't call it hardcore. Softcover, maybe.
ReplyDeletehe wasn't her b/f
ReplyDeleteKStew isn't "mostly" movie, she's all movie.
ReplyDeletealso..this quote is suspect: "Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up."
Would anyone refer to their film as "the hard core sex movie", instead of using its name? This is in quotation marks as if the actress actually said it. Hmmm.
LOL @Pip, hardcover!
ReplyDeleteChloe did have a Blow Jo*s scene in Brown Bunny and got a lot of criticism. She's still a ladykiller, though. Bragging about hooking up with KStew doesn't sound like her. Ring the BS bell!
What about Maggie Gyllenhall and the Secretary?
ReplyDeleteChloe also did "American Psycho," with Christian Bale...which was also freaky in the sex department, and Jada Pinkett-Smith.
ReplyDeleteChloe and MRod
ReplyDeleteI want Blow Jo*s, damn it!
ReplyDeleteGallo kook was her ex boyfriend, and she swallowed, like a good girl should. Totally unladylike to spit.
ReplyDeleteLearn to love and appreciate the gift of semen, as a good man appreciates the juices flowing from your honeypot.
OK, this one is way out there, but what about Sook-Yin Lee (Shortbus) and Lindsay Lohan?
ReplyDeleteChloe is just a very sexual person--and seems open minded enough to fit this blind. She sort of oozes sexuality in an odd sort of way.
ReplyDeleteKamQ: as illustrated in Portlandia!
DeleteNoomi Rapace for first actress-movie "playingvwith Fire"2008 or2009
ReplyDeleteAnd stewart..i guess..but age diff?hmm
maybe mrod