June 27, 2013
This former almost A mostly movie actor who dropped down to a C because of some bad movie choices and a very mysterious disappearance is trying to get back in the life of this former B list movie actress with A+ list name recognition. Unfortunately his pop ins and every five minute texts are probably not the way to go.
Josh Hartnett/Katie Holmes
Like anyone gives a fuck. Katie is so fugly, only a gay A list would employ her. Damien wasn't the anti-christ, it's Suri, or Mia Farrow & Woody Allen's son. (I said "woody". Tee hee!)
ReplyDeleteI think this was already revealed.
ReplyDeleteSo now she's just A+ list not A+++ list recognition? I like Katie but even I wouldn't consider her a B-list actress either.
ReplyDeleteWhen was Josh Hartnett ever considered A-list potential?
I am more intrigued by the very mysterious disappearance... anyone has any idea what this is hinting to?
ReplyDeleteHe's Suri's bio dad. GMD paid him to go away & keep his mouth shut.
DeleteL : mysterious vanishing act due to him being Suri's father?
DeleteKatie always was a cum receptacle.
He lives in Minneapolis out of the public eye. I see him out and about often. No odd disappearance, just not attention seeking.
DeleteRehab as the disappearance?
ReplyDeleteNah he's not Suri's bio dad there was a pic of Josh/Tom years ago if that were the case they wouldn't be seen around each other for something like this coming out.
ReplyDeleteIf anything Joshua Jackson is her bio dad the resemblance is uncanny
I disagree. Suri looks nothing like Josh J. She does have Josh H's squinty eyes though.
DeleteI say we will never be able to tell just by pics. Katie looks like Tom, who looks like Josh. Apparently, Katie has a type!
ReplyDeleteOh, and they all resemble Miscavage, too. Why can't just one of them be fair-haired??
@fufra, of course they'd pick someone who looks similar to Cruise... can't let the proles think their man can't perform his husbandly duties. Lol
DeleteSuri IS the antichrist
ReplyDeleteThis did it for me
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/jWzui.jpg
@CF - that is pretty convincing!
DeleteHoney Boo Boo looks more like JJ than Suri does.
Deletethat dimple though!
DeleteOne boring guy sending boring texts to a boring woman. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteThey should go and be boring together.
Interesting...I haven't heard of his name in a while now. Yeah Hollywood Homicide was terrible. No wonder his career plummet along with Harrison Ford.
ReplyDeleteIt's just you : so cynical!
ReplyDeleteYou call It's Just U cynical...after calling Katie Holmes a cum receptacle...aren't you just a fucking charmer?
ReplyDeleteSo calling Suri, a little kid, the Anti-christ is not cynical or Snarky?
ReplyDeleteMysterious disappearance? He is seen around Minneapolis (his hometown and where he currently lives) all the time.
ReplyDeleteI think the "mysterious disappearance" alludes to a sizable cash payout Josh received to fall off the map so it wouldn't come light that he was Suri's real father; at least that was the popular guess given the particulars to the original Enty blind about this.
ReplyDeleteI ship em
ReplyDeleteSuri is the equivalent to a grilled cheese sandwich. The kind where someone finds an image of the Virgin Mary or Jesus on it. Of course if you squint just right you can see what they see but you can also see a goldfish and a happy face so it doesn't mean anything.
ReplyDelete@CF, for me that collage shows more how they don't have the same features by using shots.
I've seen those done with Suri at Tom, Tommy Davidson, JJ, Josh Hartnett. I mostly see Katie but people compare her strongly to all 4 and she can't be so I do think tend to see the features that support the father theory they like best.
@Rach around, Lol Ronan Farrow is the opposite of the anti-christ. Mia raised him well. I was actually quite shocked a few years ago when I read up about him and what he had accomplished so far for being so young (and good looking). Luckily he takes after his mom.
ReplyDelete@Rose, I was tempted to say something about him too. Just about any parent would be proud to have a child like Ronan, especially remarkable for Hollywood offspring.
ReplyDeleteJosh is rumored to be a meth addict
ReplyDeleteThey wld be such a cute couple. Id like to see her happy.
ReplyDeleteI saw him out in Minneapolis many times this summer with his friends and his girlfriend.. He is a normal, heathy guy. I don't think he is after Katie. His girlfriend is young and beautiful.
ReplyDelete@Kayaker perhaps his gf is young and beautiful but maybe he hopes being with Katie could help his career. Stranger things have happened.
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone!!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea there were strong rumors that Josh could be Suri's dad = gossip mind blown!!
I thought general consensus was towards Tom's cousin William Mapother.. keeping it all in the family, so to speak
I still say he was recycled and came back as Channing Tatum
ReplyDeleteI always thought Chris Klein was the baby daddy.
ReplyDelete? BFD
ReplyDeleteHe probably wants contact with Suri if he is the father. Now that Katie is on her own maybe the truth will finally come out.
ReplyDeleteI legitimately believe that suri is the product of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm.
ReplyDeleteThere was a very similar blind that was revealed to be Josh Hamilton, not Hartnett. The phrase 'pop ins' and references to constant/every 5 minute texts, as well as the similarity in names (Josh H. and Josh H.) makes me wonder if it was both of them, just one of them, or neither of them...
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