June 25, 2013
According to at least three people who have hooked up with this former A+ list tweener and now an A list celebrity quickly falling I hope to something much lower, he has some crazy hangups when it comes to him getting naked which is surprising because of what he does on a regular basis. Shirt comes off, but not much else and none of them were allowed to touch his nether regions, he only touched theirs.
Justin Bieber
Must have a teeny little peanut.
ReplyDeleteHe may be afraid of catching a gift that keeps on giving from them, a legit concern if that's the case.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good way to avoid paternity suits.
ReplyDeleteI don't ever in my life again want to read about Justin Bieber touching a girl's "nether regions".
ReplyDeleteHa @ Nutty, that too.
ReplyDeleteAny one else thinking of him giggling like a school girl as he pokes a pussy with his finger, then pulls it back really quick?
ReplyDeleteDriving the dirt road is how they avoid paternity suits, Nutty. Just ask Kobe.
ReplyDeleteThis guy"s got issues.
ReplyDeleteLOL. JB is afraid that the girls would laugh at his tiny inconsequential smickle.
ReplyDeleteThis is somewhat fascinating, from a psychological stand point. Or maybe he's just smooth like Ken.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to think about Beiber's nether regions! REFUSE!!!
ReplyDelete+1 Ew.
DeleteI knew he was a girl! He doesn't want anyone discovering all he has in his diaper pants is a roll of quarters.
ReplyDeleteLmao, just like in Boys Don't Cry.
DeleteNotorious and Lotta, exactly what I was thinking too
DeleteI don't really get what the blind is saying. In the 1st sentence it says "hooked up" which implies full on sex but in the last sentence it says "Shirt comes off, but not much else". Does Lil Shithead leave his panties on and slide them to the side? No penetration at all? I'm perplexed.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone wonder if he was ever molested?
ReplyDeleteMicrophallus
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Maybe he can become the poster-child for this horrible affliction and start an annual Jerry Lewis-style fundraiser. He can have the fundraiser on the Winter Solstice which is the shortest day of the year.
Internet comment of the day. Extra points for creativity!!
DeleteI don't think he likes being touched. He was on the view once and almost had a heart attack when Joy touched his hair.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a little OCD.
Maybe he was on the mend from a dose of the clap. Not that I want to stand up for the guy...but it does happen.
ReplyDelete@Trashaddict: I always assumed he was, especially since he was always dressed up as if he just walked out of a gay pedophile's wet dream.
ReplyDeleteBeing molested is no excuse for that music though.
I think his super religious mother has something to do with his attitude towards sex. He's liberal in every way except about abortion. That's her work.
ReplyDeleteAlso, about his not liking to be touched.....he's been a teen idol since he was pretty young and maybe he's tired of people just coming up and grabbing him. Perfectly understandable.
Now his awful music......that's another story.
He only has one testicle, so there's that. Plus prolly a micro-peen.
ReplyDeleteI blame the religious upbringing. That'll mess you up.
ReplyDeleteYou don't tug on Superman's cape
ReplyDeleteYou don't spit into the wind (just off of balconys)
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't pull off Bieber's diaper pants.
You GO girl!!
DeleteHe's a sexless android sent from Canada. (He runs on maple syrup and marijuana). He's the Beliebinator!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and he's the new Robin my nerdy ASS!