September 28, 2012
What A+ list movie actor called up one of his very old girlfriends after his relationship broke up and the woman he thought he was seeing also split because she found out he was cheating on her too. Anyway, the actor called his ex who is also a celebrity and who is married and tried to get her to go out with him. He said they should get back together and that she was the love of his life and that she should leave her husband and come back to our actor. The celebrity agreed to go out with the actor and when she called him the next day to set up a time he said never mind and that he had found someone else.
Johnny Depp and Kate Moss
Greasy, smelly shmuck
ReplyDeleteChris has nailed it!
ReplyDeleteLets not lay all the blame on the d/bag. She was ready to cheat on hubby neither one is a prize :(
ReplyDeleteOoh burn!
ReplyDeletesome people don't handle aging well... and along the way this guy turned into a creepster... maybe he always was... who knows.... i'm ready for his retirement.... he's not cool anymore... he's smarmy...
ReplyDeletewow
ReplyDeletehe is really a strange bird.....
Moss is just as creepy. What sort of married person gets approached by an old lover and immediately decides to go for it again? Oh, I know - he's super-famous and rich now and going back to him would give her career and profile an enormous boost, but really.
ReplyDeleteThey're both disgusting and obviously totally opportunistic and self-serving.
I doubt she'd leave her husband for him. Didn't she end their relationship before?
ReplyDeleteHa! Johnny wanted some throwback pussy.
ReplyDeleteShe agreed to meet him. She didn't necessarily agree to sleep with him.
ReplyDeleteif she thought about it enough to make a date.. no one just holds hands all night w/ depp.. depp wanted a drug partner and so did she. she knew what she was getting into and wanted it as well
ReplyDeleteWell she did allow Pete Doherty to tickle her fanny with his diseased winkle.
Deletegross.
ReplyDeleteP.s. I scored from a bootleg Chinaman in the city today. This Is The End, Wolverine, Hangover 3, Bling Ring and I Spit On Your Grave 2 unrated. All for 20 bucks, all out months ago so I'm hoping for dvd rips. If 2 or 3 are good quality, I'll be happy.
ReplyDeleteI spit on your gravy yeah!
Delete@Count...
ReplyDeleteI usually treasure your posts... You are a one and only unique spirit.
So it bums me out that you are a bootleg lover. Piracy is killing jobs (I know so many people who are out of work in Hollywood... piracy is part of the problem).
Thanks for the opportunity to vent.
He is a big old mess! I don't know why so many people find him attractive.....
ReplyDeletePiracy doesn't cost the studio money, just the people.
ReplyDeleteTinselSass, Capitalism is responsible for far more job losses in the publishing industries than piracy.
ReplyDeleteBig budget crap that loses big budget money costs more Hollywood jobs than Chinatown pirates do.
ReplyDeleteTypical of someone who is unhappy and thinking about past loves when drunk...
ReplyDelete@Tinsel Sass: me purchasing bootlegs rarely costs anyone money. I am not really big on going to movies and generally see them on HBO or the like. On the other hand, purchasing bootlegs for my kid has netted money for the studios as the Muppets and Toy Story have both lead to future legitimate purchases. Also, if it is a movie I really like, I will buy the actual dvd as not all bootlegs have the bonus features.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind words, they are very appreciated.
Count - you know why they're called Pirates? Because all their titles are AAAAAAARRRRRRRR rated!
DeleteBullshit! bullshit! bullshit! Moss is crazy in love of her husband
ReplyDeleteSuper.Burn. For both of them!
ReplyDeleteThey are revolting; all of them. Greasy, smelly, dirty as well.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the love people have for him. Ick
ReplyDeleteCount, I think "chinaman" is the most offensive thing you've said. Are you 80?
ReplyDelete@Jessie: dude is a criminal, he doesn't deserve respect. Plus, with legit slurs available, I find it hypersensitive that you take offense to my comment.
ReplyDeleteSo one of the Enties was hiding out in Johnny's or Kate's closet and heard both phone conversations? Does anyone else think this is fake?
ReplyDelete@tinselsass you have a problem with the piracy instead of the racism (chinaman?) & the usual misogyny? you should get your priorities in order
ReplyDelete@The D: WAAAAAAAAAAAA, everybody doesn't think like I do. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Everyone needs to be insulted by the same shit I do so I don't feel different. WAAAAAAA.
ReplyDeleteIf the guy was a stinky drunk w/ a shamrock shirt and I said "bootleg Irishman" would you be whining the same?
@count- we all love your *ahem* SALTY-NESS.. keep it up bro.
ReplyDeletejohnny "no less than 25 mill per film" is hurting the studios when his 400 mill films sh*t the bed not some Asian in Chinatown. johnny costing Disney 200 mill means 50-80 other indy movies can't get made costing 1000's more legitimate jobs to be lost than some guy on a street corner in nyc.
How did I not know Kate Moss is married?
ReplyDeleteI remember there were rumors when Vanessa Paridis got pregnant with her and Johnny's first kid, that Johnny was trying to get back with Kate but stayed because of the baby. I believed them and still do.
it was on the cover of vogue about 2 years ago. kate wore john Galliano 1 month after his whole Nazi's are awesome tirade in paris..so whenever that was. 1 month later..
ReplyDeleteHellooo mid-life crisis!
ReplyDeleteI think Johnny was always this way and no wonder Winnona went off the deep end.
ReplyDeletewinona's jumping mad b/c he didn't call her. and she knows who he DID CALL!!
ReplyDeleteThe other night at the kvelertak gig, my ex was sniffing around and I gave him the "get fucked and die" response. There's something wrong if you're willing to go back to a dud root.
ReplyDeleteThat is so Dipp! I'm surprised he has called up WannaRideHer. I thought she was the love of his life.
ReplyDelete@the bottom of my cold little dead heart -- I AM SO GLAD he allegedly called Moss, and I'm SO glad she allegedly called him back to set up a time, and i'm SO glad he allegedly said N'vah Mind/Somebody Else is on the menu.
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE. La Moss should be taken down about a 10,000 rpm from her current fashion perch. She's hurt a lot of people.
She may have sold her soul to whomever, but i think her time has begun to run out. Can't have those short bones and continue to run long w/the drugs she uses.
And JD's gonna dribble out unless he pulls his 'stuff' together. Does the old phrase 'Legend in His Own Mind' ring a bell?
Human oil spill.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does that first sentence mean??
ReplyDeleteAnyone who did the dirty with Pete Doherty would be off my list forever. That would be like boning a reanimated corpse in my book.
ReplyDeleteCount: You rock.
He used to be so hot. Now he's just gross, especially gross now that I know he would get together with Kate Moss again. Talk about a skank.
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