Radar has a great post today about Holly Madison and her rush to get married. If you remember, the couple were supposed to get married several months ago, but then the two kept fighting and fighting as Holly realized that her guy was blowing all his money on legal fees and was probably making sure he conserved the rest of his cash so made Holly keep showing up places in bikinis to make them a few bucks. Well, now the marriage is back on and everything is being rushed because her soon to be husband's trial is set for September 19th. He wants the couple to get married so Holly can't testify against him and I bet she knows lots. Now she will be sitting in the courtroom everyday as his wife and not out in the hall like a witness. Her soon to be husband faces 13 years in jail if convicted.
I guess we know how Holly managed to convince him to be Shrek for their wedding. If he wanted to get married, he was going to have to do it her way.
Which Princess bride will she be? I vote Cinderella.
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DeleteSpousal privilege doesn't apply to communications between two individuals before they are married, so she can't claim privilege for any conversations they had before they are legally married.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I'm totally sure that's it! Holly KNOWS too much! That's what I've always said about her: too knowledgeable. It probably wouldn't have anything to do with wanting to have the wedding done before the trial and possible incarceration.
ReplyDeleteI cant see her sitting in the courtroom. No way.
ReplyDeleteShe used to have the best most pampered life with hef but then she got greedy and turned into the biggest fame whore and thought guys with deep pockets were going to be lining up to have a chance with her but the best she was able to get was kris angel and it all went down hill after that. Crystal harris almost made the same mistake but went back as soon as she saw her future with dr phils son was going nowhere.
ReplyDeleteToo lazy to google...what did he do? The Enties keep talking about him going to jail & his upcoming trial...
ReplyDeleteToo Lazy to Google?
ReplyDelete@chopchop: bwahaha that's awesome
DeleteThanks for being a C*NT
ReplyDeleteUr such a bitch wtf I've seen other people ask that & kindly get a response. The fact that u took the time to post a clicky link to google...oooh lemme guess u just figured out how to do that & just couldn't wait to bust it out. Go complain about the Enties, the ads and add blockers & everything else but what the posts are about
ReplyDeleteGod chill out. The link takes you to google, then on to information about what he did. You asked the damn question and was provided a link to get an answer. I guess I'm a cunt and bitch to though.
DeleteNo it didn't...again ur just learned clicky link skills are showing...it brings up just google. I could do that, I was mistakenly under the impression that this was a gossip site & that's what we discussed HERE...
Deletewell I for one, actually thought it was a nice gesture.............
ReplyDeleteI suppose if someone pissed in U and called it rain u would say thank u.. It was snarky & rude. There's something called manners...it's not like I'm the first person to ask that same question. They could have answered the question not posted a clicky link to google. That's just rude. Don't reply at all then, that would be the classy thing to do. U act like a cunt expect to be called out on it
ReplyDeleteOh God *on you before the menial details police call me out for an autocorrect
DeleteI would be mega ticked if someone tried to piss in me. I'm not a toilet!
DeleteOopsy- hilarious!!!!!! And I vote she cant use yhe word clicky for at least 24 hours.
DeleteClick on the link again. When you do, it takes you to google. Then it types for you "why is Holly Madison's fiancé going to jail" and then clicks search. Then it takes you to all kinds of articles that you can read to find out why he is in trouble. It's sad that you are this pissed off about something so trivial but a cunts gotta do what a cunts gotta do.
ReplyDeleteOooh yay! I got called a cunt for helping a lazy bitch out. You're new here, right? Calm the fuck down. It was supposed to be funny. You can call me names all you want but all I did was provide you with the answer to your question. You didn't even need to type anything LOL. A thank you would have been sufficient.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was pretty awesome! So I thank you for the entertainment. :)
DeleteValerie, M52799 is right, the link works fine for me, you just have to wait a few seconds for the search to complete.
ReplyDelete@chopchop you have to share how you do that!
Well that escalated quickly...
ReplyDeleteI'm glad everyone else got my little joke. I thought for a second I really was a cunt. Well, I am a cunt, but I didn't really deserve it this time.
ReplyDeleteIt's a site called "Let Me Google That For You". It's brilliant. As you can see. ;)
I don't think your a cunt. I thought it was really cute. And don't worry, I'm a cunt to and apparently I like it when someone pisses on me and calls it rain.
DeleteHonestly I thought it was just a joke with the Google thing. But not everyone gets the joke. All in the timing.
DeleteHa ha. She's all over this site today. Maybe her boss told her he's not leaving his wife for her. She's pissed at someone!
ReplyDelete"Let Me Google That For You" is one of my very favorite websites. It's slightly snarky, but completely helpful to the person who asked who/what/where/etc. If you can't be bothered to open a new tab in your browser and type "Why is Holly Madison's fiance on trial", then you should probably take the (very) gentle ribbing with good grace and thank someone for doing the legwork you didn't feel like doing.
ReplyDeleteOr you could be a complete cunt bitch asshole about it. That's always an option, too.
thank you @chopchop you wonderful cunt you!
ReplyDeleteAnd @Val if you are going to be a cunt by calling someone a cunt. Have the confidence to use the word and not an *
Just a friendly timebob reminder
Oh my! What were we talking about again? Thanks for the links, chopchop, but there's just too many to choose from. Can you also pick an article and summarize it for me, then put it into a document that will appear on my page? Oh and could you have the computer read it to me, too?
ReplyDelete@Valerie - But, seriously no one should get so upset for a little playful teasing. I'm sure chopchop was not trying to insult you in such a manner that you feel the need to react with such anger. Sometimes people give each other shit. Don't take it personal. Just laugh and move on.
@chopchop - bitchy, but funny!
ReplyDeleteWell, I tried it just to see what VT was bitching about- and I had to tell NoScript to temporarily allow it. So she might've had that happen- although if you use NoScript, etc. (and if you aren't, why not?) you should suspect that might be happening.
ReplyDeleteWow. LMAO. Didn't expect a thread about Holly Madison to be entertaining but I'm pleasantly surprised.
ReplyDeleteI bet Holly will dress up as Cinderella for the wedding too. I wonder if they will have a pre-nup.
ReplyDelete@chopchop That was the coolest thing I've seen today! Thank you.
ReplyDeleteLOL @chopchop, you lovely cunt! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're not a cunt. A little humor is always fun. I guess I'd be called a supreme cunt because this is what I would have posted.
ReplyDeletePlease let me offer my assistance....
@chopchop awesome link! It literally types in the question for you super cool. @val sorry gal you totally overreacted.
ReplyDelete@chopchop awesome link! It literally types in the question for you super cool. @val sorry gal you totally overreacted.
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