Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Random Photos Part Three - GQ Man Of The Year Awards

Emma Watson gets ready for football season with her take on shoulder pads.
Because Rosie and Jason Statham split, she was all alone on the red carpet. If only she told me she needed a date. I'm always willing to provide a service.
Daisy Lowe looks like she could provide a service or two too.
Jessie J goes for the tube top look.
Justin Timberlake, some dude named Elton and Pharrell.
Russell Brand asks Rita Ora what she is doing later that night as he and Noel Gallagher don;t have any plans and if she is up for a threesome...
Michael Douglas was given some kind of legend award. No Catherine Zeta Jones even though it was an important award and "the couple are still married and this is all much ado about nothing."
Yeah, that even made Samuel L Jackson laugh.
I can't get used to Dr. Who with the shaved head.



24 comments:

  1. Daisy Lowe looks like she's attending the porn awards. If that outfit had gold thread pinstripes, it could be an outfit for the 1977 porn awards.

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  2. Note to michael douglas: We dont care if you're splitting up or not. Relax with bullshit statements.

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  3. Except for Rosie, who stuck with a simple dress, everyone's outfits look awful.

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  4. Poor Elton. I like him but his eyes don't say anything good about his health.
    If Rita Ora and tiny dong russel brandt fucked, the STDfest would be legendary.

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  5. Rosie's dress is simple and elegant but the other outfits are atrocious. Like ugly, ill-fitting 90s clubwear.

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  6. I kind of like Jessie J's outfit. She can work it!

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  7. I like Jessie J's outfit on HER, but Miss Watson, that, THAT is an unfortunate choice.

    I know everyone hates Russell Brand, but I think he's sexy because he is just so damn smart AND funny. So so smart and funny.

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  8. And Samuel Jackson can do no wrong. I've loved him ever since The Long Kiss Goodnight

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  9. Oh, when did Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe break up?

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  10. Michael Douglas is a disgusting lech. True story.

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  11. Justin is bringing the crazy eyes here.

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    1. Anonymous8:23 AM

      I was just about to say that! Serial killer eyes

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  12. No kidding Dizzel - "crazy eyes" was the first thing that popped into my head!

    And that Russell Brand/Gallagher/Rita Ora picture - makes me want to take a shower in bleach - ick!

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  13. Wait! Rosie is single!? OH MY GOD!!!!.

    Call me, Rosie. My initials are J.S. too. You wouldn't have to bother learning some other guy's name or worry about screaming out the name of your former boyfriend during sex. SCORE!!

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  14. The doctor. Not doctor who.

    #nerdlinger

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    1. Just about to post the same!

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    2. Anonymous1:59 AM

      No longer the current incarnation of the Dr.

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  15. What on Earth is that Emma girl wearing??

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  16. Rita - honey, no. You're not toned enough to wear a shirt like that! To be fair, most people aren't, but it would've been so easy to choose something else to wear!

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  17. Michael Douglas IS a legend! I fell in love with him as a young girl when I saw "The China Syndrome".

    WTF is Daisy Lowe not wearing? Yeesh.

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  18. Still technically the current Doctor - Eleven hasn't regenerated yet!

    #nerdsrock

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  19. Matt Smith Nooooooooooooo!!!!

    bow ties are cool but that shaved hair cut...not cool

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