Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Today's Blind Items - He Wants To Be A Woman
This B- list celebrity dad is the father to celebrities. He has been struggling with an issue in his life that has left him confused for almost two decades. Because of his confusion he has lashed out at those closest to him and has been abusive to members of his family. Over the same period of time he has struggled with drugs and booze because the issue hangs over him every day. Our celebrity is married and his wife has been very supportive throughout this process. Former significant others always suspected something but he never shared his issue with anyone until about four years ago. Our celebrity believes he is a woman trapped in a man's body and wants to have gender reassignment surgery. It would end his career because his conservative fan base would largely depart and he is also struggling with his religious beliefs and how it can all work. A very tough time for the past few years. Very dark for him.
This is written to be Joe Simpson I suppose.
ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Joe Simpson, but he and Tina are divorced.
ReplyDeletedoes Joe Simpson have a fan base ?
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray Cyrus
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner?
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray?
ReplyDeleteAwesome guess!
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Chuck Norris. Yes, I know that's a dumb guess, but it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Bruce Jenner halfway there already?
ReplyDeleteLol VIP! Dude looks like a lady!
Delete@ethorne ...so he can pay for a sex change
DeleteThey should see if a couples discount is available. Kris should rock her masculine side
DeleteJoe Simpson doesn't have a "fan base." I thought about Bruce Jenner. He is certainly immasculated!
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ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson has only been married once, no?
ReplyDeleteI thought Bruce Jenner too.
ReplyDeleteIs the dude from Aerosmith married ?
ReplyDeleteAren't Bruce and Kris not living with each other? Haven't slept together for years? But he fits somewhat. Conservative fan base makes me think country music or preacher.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Bruce because of the drug and alcohol statement. Maybe it's Ozzy Osbourne. Except for the christian part. I got nothing.
ReplyDeletedelusional Enty lawyer!
ReplyDeleteIf not for B-, I'd have said Travolta.
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner...hes already rockin the vaj on his face.
ReplyDeleteIt is Billy Ray Cyrus y'all!
ReplyDeletelohans father
ReplyDelete:-)
Does Joe manager anyone other than Jessica?
ReplyDeleteI could see him managing some christian singers who might have a fan base
What career would end for Joe Simpson? He can't be his kids' manager if he becomes a woman? Bruce Jenner makes his money through motivational speaking. Don't think that would end either. Might not be as in demand, but I'm sure he would turn it into some type of motivational thing. Never heard of Billy Ray being abusive or lashing out at those closest to him. This is someone more like Alec Baldwin or Bruce Willis, on a smaller scale.
ReplyDeleteBRC is a great guy, cannot see this, at all.
DeleteSteven Seagal has Real Housewife hair and belongs to a gendernormative relation (being the reincarnation of the Grand Poobah of the House of the Ocelot). But probably ain't him.
ReplyDeleteArchie Manning. "Peyton and Eli Have Two Mommies" is the name of the tell-all book he is writing about the process.
ReplyDeleteJenner fits actually. Hasn't there been blinds about him dressing up female?
ReplyDeleteWhomever this is should just go ahead and do it!
I was thinking Kesley Grammer,....
ReplyDeleteI'm with you gloaming
ReplyDeleteI'm with you gloaming
ReplyDeleteI don't think Bruce Jenner is religious, and pimp mama would make this a storyline. I think this is Billy Ray. It explains perfectly why that family is so screwed up.
ReplyDeleteJames Woods?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say that filing for divorce multiple times is actually Mrs. Cyrus being "very supportive."
ReplyDeleteNah. It's got to be a politician or religious leader.
Will Smith
ReplyDeleteI'm ole greg! would you like to see my mangina? would you like some baileys?
ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson turned gay so maybe him...he would be no Jessica or Ashlee though....
ReplyDeleteOh please, men wanting to be women is so common; just get a good partner that enjoys your fantasies.
ReplyDeletei wonder if they would want to be women had they experienced period cramps, bloating and fluid retention, unachievable expectations to be tramp/saint, scholar/bimbo, size zero wioth the rack of someone who bathes with a rag on a stick due to a patriarchal society.... and i haven't given birth yet, or experienced menopause but apparently those are both pretty shitty....
ReplyDeletehaving said all that...being a chick rocks! i can have sex multiple times and orgasm and not have to wait for the pencil to get lead. i get to wear awesome clothes, spend a shitload on cosmetics, spa treatments, perfume, jewellery, shoes, bags.... yeah i can see why they want it!
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ReplyDeleteWho has a conservative fan base and is a father to celebrities? You wouldn't think this would be difficult, but apparently this is more common than I would have thought. I can only think of Bruce. Joe Simpson has already been outed, so he doesn't seem worried about a conservative fan base at this point.
ReplyDeleteDon't think it's Billy Ray, says he's a father to "celebrities". No one is really a celebrity except for Miley.
ReplyDeleteIt could be...he is the 'stepfather' to Trace who had some stupid band called Metro Station and could be considered a 'celebrity' although it depends on your definition of celebrity
DeleteI was thinking Kelsey Grammar too, but is he the father of celebrities?
ReplyDelete"Joe Simpson turned gay"--I suspect he was always gay, just trying to live the closeted life (yes, gay men in denial will sleep with women, which will unsurprisingly result in children on occasion).
ReplyDeletemay i just point out also.,....being gay is entirely different to gender identification. so not every gay man, or woman is transgender. just saying....gay doesn't automatically mean you like to wear ladies clothing.
ReplyDeleteEddie Izzard is straight and a transvestite.
Did we ever figure out who the rock star that is turning into a women is??
ReplyDelete@Rose - sure seems like Bieber to me
DeleteClint Eastwood
ReplyDeleteJim Bob Duggar
ReplyDeleteMatthew Knowles? He has gospel record company.
ReplyDeleteFamous father of celebrities with a fan base himself:
ReplyDelete-Cyrus senior. --> Conservative.
-Oncologist Michael Douglas.---> Liberal.
-Bruce Willis.---> Conservative.
-Kirk Douglas.---> Old as fuck.
Probably more people, but I can't remember.
Phil Robertson?
ReplyDeleteBrucie.
ReplyDelete@Lohan; he pings my gaydar a lot, but only katy is a celeb, no one else.
ReplyDeleteI am guessing poppa Joe, since he is/was a minister and I remember him being very controlling of Jess and Ashlee during J's reality show. It fits with his religious beliefs.
Bruce Jenner
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ReplyDeletehe def LOOKS like he'd be a good fit, except that it did say celebrities...and as far as i know, katy is the only star
I'm thinking Katy Perry's dad (and now I see that Lohan had the same thought!)
ReplyDeletePat Boone.
ReplyDeleteOzzy.
ReplyDeleteRoseBlue: I don't recall the person's name, but the frontperson of Against Me! is going through a gender transformation, and I think her name now is Laura Jane Grace or some such. (If she had been born female, the name she's using now is the name her mother would have given her back in the day; I do remember that part.) So far her wife is being very supportive (they have a small child, FWIW); we'll just have to see how things go in the future for them.
ReplyDeletei was thinking lohan until the conservative fan base part. Cyrus kinda fits except his marriage has been rocky
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure, but is Bruce Jenner involved in the church that Pimp Mama Kris started...or whatever?
ReplyDeleteBruce was my first guess and exactly Rach. If men actually got all we got in the sex change they may change their minds. I had a friend who did and then declared: It's tough being a woman. No shit baby. Let me know when you get your period and we'll talk.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't even get me started on menopause. Holy shit it's horrid! Oh I forgot my hormones today!
@Sherry
ReplyDeleteMenopause is horrific- the hot flashes, moods, chubby midsection, anxiety, lack of libido...Whaaaah!
Transgenders have NO idea.
no but we won't understand aspects of their struggle either. being a woman is more than what's between your legs.
DeleteThis is so sad.
ReplyDeleteThis is written to make it sound sad. It's not. This could literally be my ex husband. I left him 4 years ago when I found out his "secret". He is not the victim. He is the liar, that brought ALL the other people (now victims) into his lie. He knew he wanted to be a woman. He talked shit about gays, the transgendered, bi-sexuals, knowing it was all a lie. When you raise your kids based on lies; you don't get sympathy! Boo fucking hoo to this liar. If he had been honest; he wouldn't have any issues and neither would his family.
ReplyDeleteThought Bruce Jenner but JE doesn't have a career.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Jenner, then I am more surprised that he has a fan base than if he is trans*.
ReplyDeleteBtw, for a really great read on what it's like to be trans*, I recommend the book She's Not There by Jennifer Finney Boylan.
Jon Voigt!
ReplyDeleteI think it's Brucetta Jenner. He's over half-way there already because PMK carries his balls in the Chanel Hula Hoop Bag AKA PMK's Ball Keeper Bag.
ReplyDeleteIt's already been reported that he likes dressing up in women's undies.
PMK and Brucetta could still remain a couple and just switch roles. Kris is a perfect unisex name and she already acts more manly than Brucetta does. Maybe Khloe will loan 'em that strap-on her and Lam Lam used.
I can see Brucetta twirling in front of the mirror singing,
♪ ♫ I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy..... ♪ ♫
RobinWilliams
ReplyDeleteSteve Martin
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Alan Thicke. :)
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray Cyrus is a Democrat. I guess he does have a conservative fan base, but . . . er. . . does he have a fan base anymore?
ReplyDeleteDavid Hasselhoff?
ReplyDelete@rach around: eddie is more of an 'action transvestite' :) :)
ReplyDeleteand yes. i so would with eddie.