"PLEASE PLEASE
Do not take photos of ask for an autograph from anne hathaway. Her team is starting to getting really concerned today. Please make sure none of you or your guests approach her. I know in the past our hosts have mingled in the party, but each person is different and We are trying to respect her space.
No bloggers!!!!! Please!!!! cannot talk to her, nothing please. (forward team please help me!) Most of our celebs are happy to talk and share why cancer research is important to them so there will be other opportunities at the event.
I will truly need all of your help!!!
If you are sitting next to her in the front row, please make sure no one goes into to lounge :)"
I think what we should take from this letter is that someone needs help with their grammar and spelling even more than I do. I also think it is a publicist who is trying to do what they think Anne Hathaway wants them to do. It is interesting they specify no bloggers. Huh. Not tabloids or reporters but bloggers specifically. Has Anne had trouble with bloggers in the past? Huh. So bottom line. Don't talk to the host of acancer event about cancer. Just stare at her and be in awe.
These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules
ReplyDeleteThere are always rules. I wrote a 4 page dissertation on rules that must be observed AT ALL TIMES while commenting. You can read it at www.imatter.com
DeleteKung Fu THIS, bitch!
ReplyDeleteChacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
ReplyDeleteQ: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
ReplyDeleteA: Scarespray!
You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with kids today, huh? No respect.
ReplyDeleteLet's show these kids a lesson @Freddy
DeleteYou've got their powers. I've got their souls. Come on!
DeleteI'm no fan of AnnE, but this is bullshit. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou'd better be nice to me, Ann, or I'll kill you!
ReplyDeleteHey uh you forgot the E
DeleteShe gets pretty ticked off about that
Enty the Grammar Nazi!
ReplyDeleteDun dun DUNNNN!!
DeleteWhat is a witch's favorite subject in school?
ReplyDeleteSpelling!!!!!!!!!
Woooooooo....
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should proofread your own posts before you criticize someone else's grammar...and if you recognize your poor grammar and spelling, perhaps you should DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Booooooo....
This was not written by a publicist. No way. It was written by an intern or a teenager connected to a publicist. No one who writes this way gets to be employed at that level.
ReplyDeleteenty's writing is so bad I personally doubt he/she is a lawyer, unless an actual lawyer edits everything he/she writes.
I'm Talky Tina and I'll spell any way I want to. AnnAnnAnnAnnAnn!
ReplyDeleteWorst
DeleteSpeller
DeleteEver
DeleteYes,FYI: There are some AWESOME and GOOD people in Hollywood. Sadly, you don't get ink for being good. (That's twisted, yes I know).
ReplyDeleteBut consider Hwood as a microcosm of the world: Recall the Your Turn about the gross/sick teacher pedos? You knew TONS of them right? But imagine trying to list the GOOD and moral teachers? Would take forever.
On the news each day, all we hear are BAD THINGS and bad people. It's what sells and intrigues. We ALL love Blinds and gossip because we're human. Flawed, but human. Sometimes you just need to realize that Hwood is no more fucked up than the rest of the world - we just get more coverage - in a 24/7 scandal cycle.
So yes, a few awesome Hwood people I know personally: (They have flaws and are not perfect, but they are GREAT people who are the opposite of the other sick fucks):
David Kelley
John Hughes (was the best)
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Bryan Lourd
Neil Patrick Harris
Jon Hamm
Guy Ritchie
Tommy Lee Jones
Susanna Hoffs
Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates
Drew Barrymore
Steve Martin
Rachel McAdams
Bob Kosberg
Sofia Coppola
Zoe Cassavetes
Moon Zappa
Brad Pitt
John Favreau
Amber Heard
Jerry Bruckheimer
Molly Ringwald
Tom Hanks
Rob Reiner
Susan Downey
Will Staeger
Miranda Cosgrove
Seth Macfarlane
Richard Lovett
Johnny Depp
Akiva Goldsman
Alan Horn
Elton John
Kate Beckinsale
Ron Meyer
and yes...even Mel Gibson (faults and all.)
And about 2,000 other people whose names you'd never recognize.
They're not angels, and not perfect - neither am I. But they are REAL people who know what it means to be a real friend. :-)
I could not help but notice that you have spelled Jon Favreau's name incorrectly, which is odd considering who you have "worked" with in the past. Maybe, if you concentrated on the craft instead of fan-mongering you wouldn't have these issues.
DeleteA+++++ my foot
DeleteDun dun DUNNNN!!
DeleteOh, darling, you're so sweet to name our friends.
DeleteWe do need to take Jon Hamm off of the list for next week's party. I don't think it's acceptable for a snake charmer to keep the snake in the basket.
Sounds like an intern wrote that letter. Amateur move. Also there was mention of some "concern" for AnnE. More of a security precaution than being a diva, I think. I'll give her a pass on this.
ReplyDeleteI hope she never gets any hosting jobs again due to her bad attitude.
ReplyDelete@Himmmm you're not an angel cuz you're a devil
ReplyDeleteWhen a butt ugly, pretentious drama nerd hits the lottery like she did, she outta be fucking grateful. Saw the unwatchable Les Miz after all the hoopla. She completely sucked. Have no idea how she won the Oscar for signing one ridiculous song with snot running down her face.
ReplyDelete+1 @ Seabee. I thought the same thing too.
DeleteAnn Hathaway scares me.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to talk to Anne Hathaway! But that bitch saw me at the movies seeing Carrie and she followed me all over! Talking "Merkin I'm your biggest fan." I said Bitch have seat and don't flash me your nasty bald patch this time.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!
DeleteNo wonder Shakespeare spent all his time in London & left the old battleaxe back in Straton.
ReplyDeleteAnnE is a betch. She stole that queen husband of hers from my friend's best gay. He was kinda cool, I mean he was kinda whiney, but he got the best shit.
ReplyDeleteHi, Carrie! I know you're not the real Chloe, she doesn't visit gossip blogs, but I like your spunk! I don't mean that in a dirty way but it does remind me of a shoot with a friend of the real Chloe whose name I can't divulge. She promised a threesome with Chloe but showed up with another actress who I can't mention either but is a million light years from Chloe in character and quality. She was a shark, though. Almost broke my wrist, which I need for undercover sleuthing in my downtime.
DeleteExcuse me, CarrieGraceMoretzbetches, was your comment directed at me? Please stop correcting my spelling. That scares me.
ReplyDeleteI will light your ass on fire. I can. I will.
DeleteI can and will light my fart on fire.
DeletePoof!
DeleteMake no bones about it: That witchy publicist
ReplyDelete*puts on sunglasses*
Is definitely stirring the pot
Uh, Himmmm, that's the dumbest list ever. I'm calling total BS on everything you post. Misspelling Jon Favreau? Calling Mel Gibson a good guy? And there are a bunch of others on your list that we've all heard about too. You clearly don't actually know any of them.
ReplyDeleteYOU are going to call BS on something I pointed out an HOUR previously?? For SHAME, Cee Kay, write your own damn comments before whining. It's one of the rules, clearly posted at www.imatter.com.
DeleteCee Kay, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Mel is actually a pretty good guy who made some mistakes. When my husband was going through a very dark time, Mel Gibson was his saving grace. We say "hug the cactus" when we're going through hard times because Mel literally saved our lives with that statement. He deserves forgiveness just as much anyone - he's hugged the cactus long enough!
ReplyDeleteShe used to be humble back in the Princess diaries days now she's just like every other a hole in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteOh the fall will be fun to watch…
ReplyDeleteIt's difficult to believe when you read all the meeting reports with Anne Hathaway during TDKR filming on SHH board : the one and only actor who didn't want to sign ,be photographed or meet Batman fans around the set was Joseph Gordon Levitt
ReplyDeleteGo on her IMDB message board,some persons met her in NY or LA and every time they say she's friendly
Maybe she has a big head since her Oscar
@Himmmm
ReplyDeleteTo be believable,you need to drop Tommy Lee Jones or Set McFarlane or Kate Beckinsale for example : they're notoriously difficult to work ,it's why they rarely work twice with the same persons
I like the 'just stare at her and be in awe' part. Lol. I ca n understand the sentiment. My grandmother died of cancer. There are times i dont even want to hear the word much less talk to someone about it. Maybe anne has a similiar situation. Dont know or she just wants to attend the event in peace. Either way, its her right.
ReplyDeleteToday's "Himmmm" poster is reposting Himmmm's old posts. They're not new...
ReplyDeleteYeah, that letter looks like it was written by a teenager or intern. Who knows. Maybe it's his/her last day of work and thought this would be funny.
ReplyDeleteProb is publicist. Ive met many auathors and stars for whom you are given a list of donts, but if you ask the person, they are fine with it. And I dont get the anne hate anyway. All that crap she supposedly said during awards season was product of jealous minds. And I have a very short name, and if someone forgets my E, Im like, Hey, its so short already, dont forget my E, I need all the letters I can get! lol. So maybe she was joking too. And she is a terrific actress, re watch Brokeback Mountain ir Rachael Getting Married.
ReplyDeleteI saw part of her speech at this event on one of the tabloid shows--and she was crying--she did the appearance because of some friend who had gone through cancer treatment.
ReplyDeleteAnne has already come out and said this is BS.
ReplyDeleteUm, Cee Kay and Frenchgirl, you obviously don't back far enough to remember the great and real Himmmm. What he says is true.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteThis email from a "publicist" or intern is barely readable hence I doubt its credibility. All the people running the event who were interviewed said she was fine and mingled with plenty of people. She also got up the next morning and hosted a LGBT event where she did the same. Methinks the haters are beginning to overreach in their efforts.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Himmmm or whoever he/she is re-posting old posts from 2-3 years ago? His post above is a repeat word for word.
Nope, Gibson never gets a pass. He's an out anti-Semite, a Holocaust denier (like his dad) and an abuser of women. He stinks.
ReplyDeleteAnnE didn't say the report was BS; her publicist did, and in the most treacly, fawning way imaginable. Yeah, we get it - AnnE is a fucking saint, and her [forced] participation in this cancer fundraiser wasn't to shore up her crap image AT ALL.
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