This A list rapper/producer is getting divorced because his wife found out about the three women he got pregnant in the past year and the sex he had with this A++ list celebrity/singer that even the celebrity's friends and family don't know about.
The celebrity's friends don't know about it...but somehow *you* do? Oh, okay. And obviously this is timbaland but I don't trust blinds that come after the fact.
Frenchgirl: those thieving lunch time cunts need to be shamed! Tip: pour rotten milk into an as yet not expired carton of milk, and bake some laxette brownies. When you see the culprit running to the bogs with their ants around their ankles with a mean case of the green ape splatters, you can test assured, it won't happen again.
Yeah lets mix it up and say Justin Timberlake for the one he slept with that no one knows about. I mean, sleeping with Rhi and Miley is pretty much a given at this point. (good job girls! >sarcasm<)
Wahh???Oh French Girl it's just wrong when someone takes your food from the company refrigerator. You need to make something nasty and teach them a lesson.
@Sherry: thank you ! i'm pretty sure that the bitch is... my husband (since our baby is again a baby and the dog doesn't know to open the door of the refrigirator)
Timbaland
ReplyDeleteDre and Rih
ReplyDeleteTimbaland 's wife has asked the divorce yesterday so he's my guess
ReplyDeleteTimbaland
ReplyDeleteand A++ celebrity/ singer ? Rihanna or Miley
ReplyDeletePull out for Pete's Sake!
ReplyDeleteThe celebrity's friends don't know about it...but somehow *you* do? Oh, okay. And obviously this is timbaland but I don't trust blinds that come after the fact.
ReplyDeletescrewing for beats
ReplyDeleteFrenchGirl's response makes me wonder now just how much Miley has already been passed around.
ReplyDeleteHa! Kid you not, I was thinking about that too!
ReplyDelete@veee : so it's the return of the comeback of JT bisexual guy's rumors
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime :
ReplyDeleteEnty knows about who killed Kennedy ,where is Charly and who is the bitch who stole my dessert this lunch
Frenchgirl: those thieving lunch time cunts need to be shamed! Tip: pour rotten milk into an as yet not expired carton of milk, and bake some laxette brownies. When you see the culprit running to the bogs with their ants around their ankles with a mean case of the green ape splatters, you can test assured, it won't happen again.
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Yeah lets mix it up and say Justin Timberlake for the one he slept with that no one knows about. I mean, sleeping with Rhi and Miley is pretty much a given at this point. (good job girls! >sarcasm<)
ReplyDeleteWahh???Oh French Girl it's just wrong when someone takes your food from the company refrigerator. You need to make something nasty and teach them a lesson.
ReplyDeleteveee- the only one that didn't get pregnant!!!
ReplyDelete@Sherry Or... work with culinary Philistines. When I bring in leftover sauteed squid with pancetta and red onion; nobody seems to want to foodjack it.
ReplyDelete"What's creme brulee? Trust me, it tastes like warmed up cat vomit. You wouldn't like it."
@Sherry: thank you !
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure that the bitch is... my husband (since our baby is again a baby and the dog doesn't know to open the door of the refrigirator)
my nasty revenge will be very mean LOL
@Freya @Harry I definitely think Miley is all the way live in her 'sexual revolution'.
ReplyDeleteWWBRD- what would billy ray do
Snoop Dogg? If he is still married.
ReplyDeleteAnd Miley would be the chick.
ReplyDelete3 women pregnant? Is AIDS real or not because people are fucking strangers bareback like it's the healthiest thing EVER!
ReplyDelete@gr8p- lol
ReplyDeleteDidn't know Timbaland was married. How can men be so smart in some areas and not in others.
ReplyDeleteJust for fun, Timbaland and BeyBey
Please tell me Miley is not A++ list, gross!! I think Beyonce is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteMaster P
ReplyDeleteTimbaland and Bey? Nope. Timbaland is apparently many things but stupid isn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteThat said I had no idea he was married. I always thought he was gay.