Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Blind Item #2
This A+ list mostly movie actor was so desperate for some American loving that he flew in two escorts from Los Angeles so he could have sex with someone "normal." Apparently the local talent didn't do it for the married actor. The fact he is racist probably has something to do with it too.
Was he in Australia? The girls here are the same except for their third anus
ReplyDeleteWho is filming with Bay? Some dudes don't dig Asian chicks.
ReplyDeleteMarky Mark
ReplyDeleteI'm half Asian, and my arse stretches just like the rest of em. (Except for my 3rd anus. That thing is like play dough)
ReplyDeleteMy complaint is that this blind is too vague.
ReplyDeleteEnty is vaguer than my grandma putting the phone in the fridge. And hiding drumsticks in her girdle.
ReplyDeleteMY complaint is this blind isn't vague enough.
ReplyDelete@Rach: You are into ass stretching? You get just a fist in there or can someone clap in it?
ReplyDeleteOh count. You reminded me of an awesome joke! Nah, my sphincter is tight as Sally Fields in the 60's (so yeah, pretty loose, and full of Burt love aioli)
DeleteBTW: I'm a girl who won't say no to some back door lovin....
DeleteR D J
ReplyDeleteFSP: LOVE the bear pic. Bears are hot.
DeleteJeff Bridges and Ben Kingsley are both married and filming overseas.
ReplyDeleteWhen you clap inside is there an echo?
ReplyDeleteG:
Delete"Hellllooooo-looooo-loooooo"
WTF is ass stretching?! Nevermind. Don't want to know. ~signed boring Ms. Cool
ReplyDeleteNot Marky Mark, he hit on my dark skinned cousin on numerous occasions... does he really seem like the racist type to you? He was a rapper for god's sake.
ReplyDeleteHe did beat a Vietnamese man into blindness
DeleteJust because you hit on one race doesn't mean you aren't racist. Marky Mark could dislike Asian girls. And let's not forget that Paris -- the most racist of all -- has slept with more than one black man.
DeleteSeachica: no argument here! Racist is racist. I'll take my yellow skin and go sit in the corner. (I have jaundice)
DeleteMel Gibson
DeleteWife says to husband : put two fingers in my noonoo. Then she tells him to insert a hand. Then both hands. Then she tells him to clap.
ReplyDeleteHe can't.
"I told you my vadge was tight!"
Lmao rach you are just on another level today!
DeleteRobin Thicke!
ReplyDeleteRacism too isn't just "I hate a certain race" but you may have extremely prejudiced views against a certain race, or assumptions. A racist man might sleep with a black woman to control her, to feel like he owns her. Or someone (ahem Cyrus) might start hanging out with black people for shock value, for street cred, and for other exploitative reasons. Sometimes the person doesn't even know they're exploiting another race - in that case the person might not totally be a racist but their actions are.
ReplyDeleteWahlberg had that one disgusting incident in his past and unless he totally changed from that, probably still has some issues with race.
Amen Tara.
DeleteTrue story? Guy I knew from Uni would always hit on "ethnic" girls. Asian, Greek, Lebanese, whatever. But when I asked him, after a month of seeing the same girl (she was Vietnamese 2nd gen) and getting serious, he said "fuck no! I'll screw her, but I wouldn't take her home to meet my mum" (nice, white, law student)
DeleteNext time we went out, I sprogged up big fat loogies in his Stella.
Got another joke.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is going down on her husband
She's around his notcha (notcha balls, notcha arse) and she says "Darling. I think your freckle smells like steak"
He ponders and responds "Fillet?"
So she shoves her entire fist up his arse.thank you.
Wow Rach Around! You are on fire (or something else? ^^ )
ReplyDeleteClaudia : scraping the bottom of the barrel maybe? I got a new promotion (which means no more amanfing staff in the wee hours here), so I'm a bit chuffed and heightened... Lots of poonani jokes....
DeleteAmanfing in my universe means managing. Don't want you all to think I'm an important amanfer
DeleteCongrats!! :)
DeleteI bet he selected brown-skinned American Girls ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Marky Mark - I met him at a club once and his entourage was like a Benetton ad. He was totally low key, chatting/dancing with everyone, including my crew comprised of 2 Asians, a redhead, and me (black). I never got a racist/xenophobe vibe from him.
What a jerk. Lets overlook the racism, and zoom in on the fact he is married, which usually cuts way down on your dating. jerk.
ReplyDeleteand by overlook, I am implying he is double asshole, but I started with the first offense.
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ReplyDeleteI could totally see Mr. Marky "Hey I'm Just A Regular Guy From Boston" saying...
ReplyDelete"These Hong Kong girls are to weird, let's fly in some normal, good ole American girls for the night. Like girls from da neighborhood." *hands phone to Turtle.
Could be around 20 actors that are A+. Always give a little clue or there's just no point!
ReplyDeleteAnd so what if he didn't find the women attractive where he was! We all have certain types. Doesn't mean he's racist. Get a grip.
ReplyDeleteFucking weird you instantly assume racism if someone isn't fucking every nationality....
Deleteif you don't find exotic girls attractive fine. You may not be racist.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't find them "normal"? Yeah. You are.
PunkRocker,
ReplyDeleteWhat Argent said. Thats the difference.