B list mostly television actress from a middling hit network show who used to be on a hit network show as she finishes walking the red carpet- "When we can go? I hate these kinds of things and if some sick kid comes up to me and touches me I will scream. First class tickets isn't enough to get me to touch a sick kid. You better throw in a few bucks am I right?"
B+ list mostly movie and commercial actor with A list name recognition who was also at the event - "Ummm."
The actress then walked out and said she was leaving.
Patricia Heaton
ReplyDeleteWow, you're right, it DOES sound like it could be Patricia Heaton!
ReplyDeleteLove her character on The Middle, and I think that word "middling" was a big clue. But not a fan of what I've heard about her behavior.
He uses "middling" a lot.
ReplyDeletewouldn't she have said I'm leaving and then walk out, not much of an impact if you walk out and then say I'm leaving.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Justin Long for the guy.
ReplyDeleteher quotes sound like broken English.
ReplyDeleteAll I wanna know is if first class tickets would get her to touch a sick man, and where would she be touching me?
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely a very, very sick man
DeleteThnk you, Jacq
DeleteThe Middle is definitely not middling.
ReplyDelete@Count gee I thought you were sick :))
ReplyDeleteI know that Patricia Heaton isn't well-liked, but I'd think that someone who chose to have four kids wouldn't react that way about being around sick kids.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine a lot of people saying this sarcastically. I think alot of celebs and politicians hate the touching/germy part of their job.
ReplyDeleteWhat. A. CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNT.
ReplyDeleteI have a few more choice expletives for whoever this actress is.
Choke on a bag of dicks.
Hayden panetiere
ReplyDeleteNoice. What a moo cow.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like such bull-shit. Is Enty a failed writer or something? The dialogue she/he has these people coming out with is so unrealistic.
ReplyDeleteMindy kaling and bill hader? I hope not though but the wording sounded like the way she talks.
ReplyDeleteSince today is trash Hayden P Day I think I agree w Gypsy Girl.
ReplyDeleteUgh! I could barely get through reading this, way beyond a typo. Still didnt get it entirely but I get the gist. Maybe a quick proof read before this writer posts?
ReplyDeleteWhat is a middling hit? It's either middling or it's a hit.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, what if it's Mindy Kaling? Her show is middling but she's on the cover of Parade this week and she is a very popular celebrity.
She also has no kids. And seems like the kind of person who says "ew" a lot.
Justin Long sounds like a verifiable guest, but what red carpet was he on recently? Bill Hader is doing ads right now but the rating doesn't fit.
This does sound like Mindy Kaling, albeit in her character from The Office...
ReplyDeleteI thought Patricia Heaton too and I never get these things.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, "The Middle" is definitely a middling hit. (Oy.) It's no runaway success, but its ratings ensure it won't get cancelled in the immediate future.
ReplyDeleteWilford Brimley. She was afraid of anyone with die-a-beat-us.
ReplyDeleteOh, smart. Choose the first conservative actress that pops into your tiny little ultra-liberal, yet narrow minded brain and name her. Patricia Heaton is involved in many charitable organizations, one of them focused on adoption of "hard to adopt" children.
ReplyDeleteI'm no fan of Patty Heaton but can't believe this is her.
ReplyDeleteLucy Liu?
Justin Long is a good guess. Or maybe Terry Crews.