Thursday, October 31, 2013
Blind Item #6
This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold.
What do witches race on ?
ReplyDeleteVroomsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey there, Tabitha! You've been making laugh all day long. I like a girl with a sense of humor. I'm professionally trained so I know talent when I see it. I wrote a sketch for a comedienne I can't name; she loved it and it's now part of comedy canon. If I told you what it was, you'd know it and her instantly and I can't risk her knowing I'm on a gossip website. She's not very hot in person until she opens her mouth. Funny and talent turns me on way more than good looks.
DeleteImmalatus Exobatus, Mentat Marrnum Quarum Cavus, Dissenfectus Dissenchantus!
DeleteDon't you hate it when that happens?
ReplyDeleteMee mee mee mee!
ReplyDeleteProlly someone from those SKIT shows like SNL
ReplyDeleteThey aren't skits, they are SKETCHES!!! THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SKETCHES!!! Also, I can kill you with my brain. Stand over there.
DeleteQ: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
ReplyDeleteA: His “ghoul” friend!
Dana Carvey and the church lady. But it would be more fun of this were Al Frankenstein doing Stuart Smalley!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH SNORT !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSOMEBODY STOLE ENTY'S DOG COLLAR !!!!!!
THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY !!!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~!
Umm...Chris Kattan?!
ReplyDeleteDana Carvey, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, Tim Meadows (Ladies Man).
This is probably someone from SNL.
At least he wasn't singing scatman.
ReplyDeleteHaha Ghost. That was funny!
DeleteFrankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
ReplyDeleteWitch: Poof you are a lemonade!
I want to believe this is Alexander Skarsgard, but I have no proof or way to make it work.
ReplyDeleteQ: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
ReplyDeleteA: His heart wasn't in it.
Beetlejuice
ReplyDeleterawr, back at you ;)
sup boo?
Delete:) Happy Halloween Sugar!
ReplyDeleteDas I was thinking maybe Efron? I like the SNL guess, though.
..and I just have to...
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Woof! Woof! Woof woof!
DeleteLol @Ghost, you are cracking me up with the song references.
ReplyDeleteUhhh...Prince Charles and Kathy Bates? Prince Albert and Mischa Barton? Prince and Kings of Leon?
ReplyDeleteOh fugit. I give up.
But Kate Beckinsale's single again...so this is the greatest day EVER. I'm not gonna lie, God could tell me that in five minutes Jesus is going to ride down on a rainbow with a great battle ax on a giant cyborg horse with lasers for eyes to kill the wicked and
when all the wicked have been cleansed from the Earth, Jesus would take me up on a cloud and give me a basket of genie lamps
and next week's winning powerball numbers, and that would still be the SECOND best news I've heard today.
Yeah...like I've got a chance.
Never hurts to dream.
The only person I could think of was Nathan Fillion. He portrayed Mal on the show Firefly and then played him for the movie, Serenity. Probably not him...huh?
ReplyDeleteI'd watch Will Forte's sex video as MacGruber.
ReplyDeleteMichael from The Office?
ReplyDeleteSacha Baron Cohen?
ReplyDeleteChris Noth? He played Mr. Big on tv and the movie.
ReplyDeleteIt definitely sounds like something Will Ferrell would do, but if he did he would post it on FunnyorDie.com
ReplyDeleteSo I"m going with Kattan.
I'd watch Fillion in a dog collar any day....
ReplyDeleteVolcanus Fragmentus Edignius Dissolvus!
Deletewas there ever a mango movie
ReplyDeletehe must be reciting lines from that movie he did with will farrell
I read this as an actor who plays the same type of character in a tvshow and a movie, not the exact same role. For example; someone plays a vampire on True Blood and plays a vampire in a movie.
ReplyDeleteOooo I like the Chris Noth guess. When I googled "Chris Noth New York residence," lots came up.
ReplyDeleteChris Noth cracks me up. He's a real skit.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovny
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
Rowan Atkinson/Mr. Bean
ReplyDeleteYou gotdamn kids have stomped on my very last gotdamn nerve!
ReplyDelete**flare**
ReplyDeleteNapoleon dynamite?
ReplyDeletenot askars, only vamp on tv
ReplyDeletelike the mr big guess though
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteWas that the real Himmm?
ReplyDeleteJohnny Knoxville
ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT the "real" Himmmm.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay good money to see Nathan Fillion naked in a dog collar, reciting any damn thing he wants. Probably not gonna happen, though. :(
What about William Shatner? I don't know if he's C list, but he would fit.
ReplyDeleteOr even better, Leonard Nimoy.
ReplyDeleteMike Myers?
ReplyDeleteI need this to be Sasha Baron Cohen.
ReplyDeleteBlavid Bluchovny, though C list is a little low for him. But he was type cast for a while after The XFiles.
ReplyDeleteChris Katan...
ReplyDeleteChris Katan...
ReplyDeletePee Wee Herman
ReplyDeleteGeorge Takei.
ReplyDeleteSmith from Sex in the City.
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