Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Blind Item #7

This B- list mostly television actor from a now canceled hit show who is thisclose to dropping to C because of his current state of scattered employment was hammered out of his mind this weekend. OK, so he gets hammered every night. The actor got in between a man and woman hugging at a bar and slid his hand up the woman's skirt and said she should dump the loser and go home with him. Security saw it happening and before the boyfriend could get a punch in the actor was thrown out of the club. They also added a 30% tip to the credit card he left behind.


35 comments:

  1. The actor was a jerk but should file a police report against the club. My guess for the actor is aaron paul

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    1. Ahem. Not Aaron Paul, Skimpymist. He would NEVER! You just made a powerful enemy. . .

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  2. Breaking Bad wasn't cancelled.

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  3. Aaron Paul, who just got married and is the nicest guy in Hollywood right now? No way.

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    1. And adores his wfe!

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    2. Anonymous10:43 AM

      He does adore his wife and seems to be genuinely nice.

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  4. I'm ruling out Aaron. The show wasn't canceled (I mean I guess you could call it that but I would have said ended) and he has Need for Speed opening soon. He also has the following opening in 2013 and 2014: Decoding Annie Parker, Quad, A Long Way Down, and Exodus. He also just did an SNL appearence, some work for the Simpsons, and is a newlywed who doesn't have a known reputation for heavy substance use.

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  5. Keifer Sutherland.

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  6. that's a funny guess.....it is not Aaron Paul

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  7. What about Matthew Fox?

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  8. Aaron Paul is an Emmy Winner on a huge show that just ended, not canceled.

    He is almost A list at the moment.

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  9. No way this is Aaron Paul...dude's won 2 Emmys and that would make him an A+ (at least, IMO) and not a B-.

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  10. How about Piven even though Entourage ended??

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  11. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Id say someone.from.30rock but tracy morgan legitly sober last 5 years...hmmm

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  12. @sandybrook, this def. sounds like something JP would do. The man is a pig.

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  13. Anonymous10:04 AM

    The trucker dude?

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  14. Breaking Bad ended, wasn't cancelled.

    I'll go along with the JP guess, mostly because he's despicable.

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  15. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Or someone from tbe office...NOT krankinski or carrell

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  16. WHat about Jesse Metcalfe (spelling?), he was in Desperate Housewives and in the past Enty had a lot of blinds about him being a drugged up alcoholic with narcisstic tendencies. Sounds like him.
    I remember him being on Dallas (is he still on that show, that would explain the current B list) but he never got the hot gardener status from DH again.

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  17. Not JP - he's got another series of Mr Selfridge in the offing. Whatever you might think if him he's hardly in a state if 'scattered' employment atm.

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  18. @gypsygirl: NO WAY Tracy Morgan is sober. I saw him a couple weeks ago at a club he was headlining. Wasted out of his mind, couldn't stand or walk. They helped him out on stage and sat his sorry ass down on a chair. Talked the whole time about porn & his love of anal with his wife. Ya, nothing funnier than a wasted vulgar pig. *eyeroll*

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  19. Neither The Office or Lost were cancelled. So it can't be anyone from those casts. Breaking Bad definitely not cancelled.
    Someone from Gossip Girl? Smallville??

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  20. Anonymous12:22 PM

    @mygeorgie.....maybe it IS him...and i nailed it..
    ps..not surprised bout vulgarity...justvsad..he has newbornbdaughter

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  21. @mygeorgie: Sounds like a great show!

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  22. Penn whatever his name is from Blake Lively's old tv show. He seems skeezy to me, seems to enjoy drink/drugs/whatever, doesn't seem employed too often these days.

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  23. @Count. Funny thing, I thought of you while he was ranting on about the joys of anal! I would hope even you, anal's champion spokesperson, would have the decency to keep your sex life with your beloved partner to yourself out in the for reals world.

    @Gypsy..i think you did nail it! And yes, he mentioned his new baby, but only as a segue to talking about his wife's now enormous vag. Total douche. I hope she's a genius golddigger.

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  24. Matthew Perry? Did his show get cancelled?

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  25. Matthew Perry? Did his show get cancelled?

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  26. Matthew Perry? Did his show get cancelled?

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  27. @mygeorgie: did he talk about his love of c-section scars? Howard Stern always said Tracy is great to sit next to at Knick games because he is talking and funny the whole time, cracking up the players and the crowd.

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  28. yes, C-section scars were a 10 minute discussion. There is nothing funny imo, about a comedian that has so little professional respect for his ticket holders that he can't stay somewhat sober for an hour. Seeing as standup is probably going to be his bread n budda for the future, he'd better get his shit together. pun intended.

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  29. Was That '70's cancelled? Wilmer?

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