Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Blind Item #7
This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles.
Paltrow---easy easy
ReplyDeleteAfgoopy?
DeleteWell, enties hate Kidman and Goopy so either one.
ReplyDeleteMore Kidman hate!
ReplyDeleteWell, hell, I'm not a fan of either, but how's about both of 'em?!
ReplyDeleteI am sure here and Jay Z roll up a blunt while Bey and Chris aren't around. LOL
ReplyDeleteIf that Goop broad smoked pot she might relax and that stick would fall out of her ass.
ReplyDeleteMy ex got real pissed when I used that line on her years ago.
Problem is, this could be a lot of women, Goop, Roberts, Kidman, Witherspoon, Betty White.
ReplyDeleteI like Reese for this one. Based on her drunken arrest, we know that girl likes to party down!
ReplyDelete@Count count your blessings if the stick fell out of her ass that she didn't ram it up yours instead!
ReplyDeleteFootling Anne Hathaway feuds brings up Amanda Seyfried and Katie Holmes and James Franco--nine fit the rating so GOOP brings it.
ReplyDeleteSupposed to be Goop.
ReplyDelete*googling* none* fucking spelchek
ReplyDeleteReese
ReplyDelete@sandybrook, your spellcheck is possessed!
ReplyDeleteYou know what, even if it is Miss Pretentious Goop herself, I don't blame her. Miley, Biebs, JLaw - whenever someone is papped with a joint, the war on drugs pearl clutching is asinine. Oh no, look at her, next stop, HEROIN! Goop could use her pristine image to tout the virtues of organic unicorn harvested marijuana transformed into all organic dark chocolate "relaxation brownies."
Pot is not a big deal. She should just relax and let that stick fall out of her ass. She can always shove it back in afterwards.
ReplyDelete@7 of 11 my spelchek only corrects words I spell right. NEVER fixes mistakes its my personal troll :(.
ReplyDeleteFSP, you terrify me (bless your heart).
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten that bit. Thanks for the chuckle!
@Seven of Eleven - Latest polls show 58% of Americans support legalization of weed. It's coming. Even a majority of Texans support it. You should have read the pearl clutching that caused in the Dallas Morning News.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Paltrow, she's probably more concerned that it's not grown from organic seeds grown only in a Himalayan valley, pruned lovingly by the Dalai Lama, and harvested by yaks.
ReplyDeleteGeez, Enty. Me-effing-ow
ReplyDeleteI don't let people smoke pot in my house either. Or cigarettes. Just the way this uptight bitch rolls...
ReplyDeleteIf Urban is still on the wagon, I doubt Kidman would let anyone smoke a joint in their house, so not her, even though she probably could use a toke or two once in awhile.
ReplyDeleteHas to be Goop because didn't she say in an interview she "allowed" herself 1 "cigarette" a week, which I translated to 1 joint a week. And of course she went out with Brad for ages! No way he was toking on his own.
Kidman because she makes Keith smoke his blunt on the back porch
ReplyDeleteGOOP. Kidman and Witherspoon still have a few fans.
ReplyDeletePaltrow. She's obviously obsessed about her image, and she's obviously not beloved. I don't think this is about Kidman, Witherspoon, or Roberts because they're still beloved to a certain extent, even with negative reputations. Paltrow isn't beloved at all. She's talked about, she's constantly making sure she's relevant, but she's not beloved. Case in point: when do you ever hear someone professing their admiration for Gwyneth Paltrow?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't the sphincter muscle regulate the passage of food? She's so obsessive about what she eats. I remember her saying she even counts the number of times she chews her food after every bite. Not much time for relaxation there if you're constantly thinking about every little crumb you're digesting. So smoking a joint is the only time she can just sit and relax?
Jennifer Lawrence. She is NOT this laid back person she wants you to think she is.
ReplyDeleteJennifer has already been papped with joint in hand. She's also been papped chugging Veuve Cliquot champagne right out of the bottle I doubt she cares if she gets caught with a joint.
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