November 16, 2012
This A list all movie actor has banned his house sitting girlfriend from his movie set. He is in a foreign location and she is watching his place and that is exactly where he wants her because he has been sampling a different woman every night since he has been gone. He says that it will help him remain faithful when he gets back home and he wants to get it all out of his system. The sad thing is, he could just tell his girlfriend and she wouldn't go anywhere because she is that crazy about him. Sure she would yell and scream and knowing her, might throw some things at him and threaten to cut off his manhood, but eventually she would relent. Yeah, his girlfriend has a bit of a temper.
Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes
Maybe her stinky cooch was smelling up the set.
ReplyDeleteYes it was her stinky cooch that caused him to cheat. always the girls fault, huh?
DeleteRelax CJ- just an allusion to blind about him not going down on her and commenters saying it must have been because of a stinky cooch.
DeleteLots of eva/ryan discussion lately...break up imminent, or just easy targets?
ReplyDeleteWhen you have a reveal about her telling friends that he won't go down on her the end is near!!
DeleteYes lets blame eva for his master plan.
ReplyDeleteHehe
ReplyDeleteo texas rose
ReplyDeleteBtw enties, Ryan is not "all movies". Stellar research, as usual.
ReplyDeleteHe supposedly likes only BJ's. Doesn't do anything else because he is actually gay? Yet here he is bangin' pussy like a champ. Confusing. Maybe a little BS in the Gosling blinds.
ReplyDeleteHarry - a lot of bs in most of these blinds - but fun- yes?
DeleteNot so sure about the BS being fun texas. I would way rather deal with accuracy and honesty from the writers. As it is now, there really isn't anywhere to go nowadays for celeb news, blinds and gossip where the writers aren't playing along with the celeb teams. Look at TMZ, Blind Gossip, Fish Wrapper, CDaN, Jezebel - they're all in the pockets of some of the celeb teams. Michael K might be the only one with integrity left.
DeleteHarry- sure - would love it if all the truth but it will never happen for the reasons you give. I also suspect that if only truth might be a little boring.
DeleteEva girl, you can do better. Ain't no guy worth looking stupid for.
ReplyDeleteI've always suspected that straight guys that only like bj's are just practicing safe(ish) sex. No one gets pregnant from a bj. Just sayin', he'd be a prime target of someone golddigging or, in Eva's case, fameho-ing.
ReplyDeleteI'd still do him.
No one gets pregnant from going the vajayjay growl hothot
DeleteHarry Knuckles, the same happens about JT. By the way, he got into a married soap actress' pants here in Brazil when he came for Rock in Rio.
ReplyDeleteMila, hadn't heard anything about JT's being in Brazil other than that he was there. If there is talk about him with a Brazilian actress, well, that's kind of interesting. Might be a plant though. I wouldn't be surprised if he and JB are really planning on a divorce sometime down the road. That way they can both be "burned out on divorce" and never have to marry again.
DeleteI read on LSA that JT is an incorrigible flirt even when he's with someone else. I know, "Hello, Captain Obvious," but this was supposedly posted by someone who was the direct recipient of his flirting.
DeleteI say this sounds like a planted blind. Let's hear from the ladies he's been banging on location. Or are they ladies. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteMen who don't want to get women pregnant besides using condoms, hello, will then go for the other hole.
In terms of planted blinds it is not possible that someone like Enty might be fooled by supposed informants. How do we know what the vetting process is or if there even is one given the fictional part in the disclaimer.
The other possibilities, if not gay, asexual but keeping up appearances or OCD/severe germaphobe.
ReplyDeleteMichael K needs to know he was mentioned here today as the only blogger with integrity!
ReplyDeleteJT at Rock in Rio is sad and embarassing for rock. Very sad.
MichealK is my spirit animal
ReplyDeleteThat being said...id still fuck Ryan gosling like I missed him...allllll daaaay. LOL!!!!
At least Michael K has progressed up the ladder from CDAN to having his own blog to having his own blog with part time weekend blog helper outers. Hes the American dream come to life. And making himself rich doing something completely useless to life in general.
ReplyDeleteStinky cooch, stinky cooch, what are they feeding you? Stinky cooch stinky cooch it's not your fault...
ReplyDelete@Tina Mallette - He was in Bangkok filming Only God Forgives. How many of those 'women' were really women?
ReplyDeleteI don't think he is gay, I just don't think he into her anymore and knows that if he breaks up with her, he is going to have one seriously deranged Cubana on his hands.
ReplyDeleteAnd he probably doesn't enjoy sex with her anymore because of her craziness. It's probably awfully similar to the "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" scene, when he can't get hard because she broke his heart and his dick doesn't want to be around her anymore.
sounds like a great relationship
ReplyDelete@Rach I realize that, but I think judging from the blind earlier in the week, that he doesn't like that. So, strickly receiving bj's is his preference. As far as the backdoor (or as I like to call it - the higher hole) not all women like that. So, not always an option.
ReplyDeleteMichael K must be obscenely rich by now, right? I read somewhere that dlisted is worth 39million...but I dunno how that translates into the actual money he's making.
ReplyDeleteHe has a very rare talent of knowing exactly how to describe a person or situAtion with hilarious perfection, but also had the taste to know when to reign it in. His output astounds me--seems like he must work very very hard.
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