March 14, 2013
This just about A list mostly movie actress who got her fame on television for one specific role fired a nanny earlier this week because the nanny was watching a television show that our actress found offensive and started screaming about how much she hated it and that no one was allowed to watch the show in her house and then proceeded to fire the nanny while spittle was flying out of her mouth. The show is a middling almost network hit.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Nailed it
ReplyDeleteDamn, I thought she was pretty mellow. But why was the nanny watching tv? Shouldn't she be taking care of kids?
ReplyDeleteWell done, VIP.
ReplyDeleteI hope it wasn't over that Carrie Diaries show---if so that would be really pretentious
ReplyDelete@derek It was!!
DeleteMaybe she was watching Freaks and Geeks
ReplyDelete@derek, wow, by the description of the show sure sounds like Carrie diaries! That's way too funny..
ReplyDeleteDefo Carrie's diaries..
ReplyDeleteI'll consider this an almost reveal until we know what show she found offensive.
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DeleteThose twins of SJP's are so freakin adorable!
ReplyDelete@vip, you are the best!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Mr. Ed
ReplyDeleteJason : Hello Wilbur!
DeleteThis bums me out. I wanted her to be, well.. I guess normal.
ReplyDeleteBut it would be funny to see totally in meltdown mode with spittle flying about.
Geez. Give the horse a carrot.
ReplyDeleteIf the nanny lives in the home, she may have been watching it while not on the clock.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she doesn't own a piece of The Carrie Diaries. They could have made her an executive producer to be there for promotional events.
ReplyDeleteWhat a horse-faced cunt.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha
Deletecarries diaries?
ReplyDeletei die i die i die if thats the show
shes bonkers
Geez SJP, say it! Don't spray it! Someone must've left the bridle in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteThe kids were probably attached to that nanny; the nanny was probably around more than their parents. I bet they were incredibly upset when she left. Very selfish of SJP.
ReplyDeleteWas the kid watching the Grand National?
ReplyDeleteSJP : always makes me think of Uncle Buck
ReplyDeleterat gnaw it off your face
Sure it wasn't Square Pegs?
ReplyDeletei'm sorry, but, "why was the nanny watching television, shouldn't she be watching the kids?" i guess because nannies don't get breaks, and kids don't go to school and/or preschool, and heaven forbid kids have any alone time in their own house to play in their rooms or read a book or take a nap, or maybe even go to bed at night?
ReplyDelete^Well excuse the fuck outta me then.
ReplyDeleteGoddammit Carrie.....
ReplyDeleteU r supposed to b care free!
SMH...
The illusion is forever broken! I can never see Carrie Bradshaw as a tortured free spirit again.
(Sigh)
Whadda bitch! Jeebus if the nanny wants to watch Sex and the City go with it twunt.
ReplyDeleteLainey is always insinuating SJP is a coke head and extremely insecure about her husband.
ReplyDeleteI can see her losing it because she thinks she's the only one who can play Carrie Bradshaw.
PONIES
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