May 17, 2013
"I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great p**sy. Really classy stuff, unlike what I usually get from my groupies. He and I have shared a lot over the years." B+ list singer with A list name recognition talking about how he can't wait to see the A list celebrity this weekend.
Tiger Woods/Kid Rock
Tiger's pieces are classy?
ReplyDelete"Shared alot"?!?!
ReplyDelete3sum anyone?!?!
I can't even imagine those two as friends let alone sharing a hoe.
There are so many things wrong about this I don't even know where to begin.
ReplyDeleteThe Tiger Bunch
Bobby must have some really un-classy groupies then.
ReplyDeleteI can't even picture these two riding an elevator together, let alone hanging out. What?! How?! Huh?!
ReplyDeleteI have to be honest.. this made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteOh Kid... what to do with you?!
+1 @JoElla
ReplyDeleteIf Tiger had a brain in his head, he would find a backer and be ready to purchase the Playboy franchise when Hef dies. Everyone knows you are a creep dude, just embrace it and monetize it. Tiger could take Playboy back to being a lifestyle, not a worthless softcore porn rag.
ReplyDeleteI think by "classy" Kid Rock means "recently bathed".
ReplyDeleteCount, lol, good one. But these women are pros, and i wld be worried about disease since they have multiple partners, not cos they dirty.
ReplyDeleteLol@Count . Tigers groupies are whores and waitresses at Perkins and Hooters. Kid Rock at least gets the typical rock show strippers and sluts.
ReplyDeleteGross!
ReplyDelete10 snark points @sandybrook! Tee. Hee. Hee!
ReplyDeleteRemember the meth-fueled Scott from Creed doing groupies simultaneously with Kid Rock? That was gross. It's all gross. But go for it, kids, if that's what makes y'all happy.
ReplyDeleteYes Kid Rock... sleeping with women who arent related to you probably is a lot classier.
ReplyDeletePoor ugly dudes can't get good pussy without having a bunch of money. So sad.
ReplyDeleteI LOL'd at this as much as you guys! Elin was the only one with any class, and there's no way she'd let Kid put a filthy hand on her.
ReplyDeleteTiger's gals are country club status and Kid Rock's are Rock Club status.
ReplyDeleteNone of the women Tiger was with were hot at all. The ex Elin is superhot!!!
ReplyDeleteNone of the women Tiger was with were hot at all. The ex Elin is superhot!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh... Kid Rock's groupies must have looked like the thing from Lord of the Rings who was always looking for the "precious."
ReplyDelete@Golfer: You only saw the attention whores who ran their mouths. I'm sure there are plenty of hot ones smart enough to stay under the radar.
ReplyDeleteVIP: I'm with you. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess when youre from Detroit, Tiger's leftovers are classy in comparison.
ReplyDeleteSmdfh at why Skid Cock and M&Ms still live there. I'm from Cincinnati but left it twenty years ago and though I still love the town there aint noooooo way I'm living in the long-troubled Rust Belt ever again. Not even if you paid me.
Evidently neither of them objects to having sloppy seconds.
ReplyDeleteWell, Kid Rock WAS married to Pam Anderson for 37 seconds. So that's the level he's used to...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tigerwoodsfoundation.org/news/article/2013052048088320/tiger_jam/
ReplyDeleteTiger had an event in Vegas that weekend at Mandalay Bay. Kid Rock performed. There was a charity poker tournament with celebs, hot women, and rich folks.
I'm surprised...last I heard Kid was in a serious relationship with a non-celebrity (forget her name) and that he doesn't cheat on his significant others. Which by the way, I have had a crush on Kid since late 90s/early 2000...maybe I still have a chance. I saw him in concert last month and a roadie approached me and my friend and said he was going to get us backstage after the concert. Didn't happen, I was so bummed :(
ReplyDeleteNone of the women Tiger was busted for were any great catch, but I think people forget that, you know, he probably boned 100s down the years, and chances are some were compensated enough to keep their gobs shut or risk damaging their "bookability".
ReplyDeleteIt was the bargain basement lot that blew Tiger up - he'd been doing it for years till he suddenly got a taste for the cheap stuff.
I just can't imagine Kid Rock properly saying "He and I."
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