March 2, 2007
This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.
Mickey Rourke (Then The Wrestler came along and a career was reborn and no need to pay, although...)
Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a witch with poison ivy called?
ReplyDeleteAn itchy witchy!!!!!!!!!!!
although..... Yes????
ReplyDeleteLet me guess he still pays for some sort of kink?
Tainted Love
ReplyDeleteHow does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?
ReplyDeleteSo long, sucker!
Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!
ReplyDeleteWoooooooo
ReplyDeleteLook at all that appropriate grammar! Must be my old work!
Wooooooooo
Looooooooooool, Ghost of OG Enty.
DeleteNow theres a face, only a mother could love!
ReplyDeleteI bet Harry Knuckles doesn't have to pay anyone for a date! All the young girls are lined up at his apartment door just waiting for their turn! I'm next!!!
ReplyDeleteHarry! I love you!
Mikey Rourke, you say? That's one monster
ReplyDelete*puts on sunglasses*
Who needs money to mash
@David Caruso, you are killing me today!
ReplyDeleteand again.... 6 1/2 year old blind... IDGAF
ReplyDeleteCrysanthamun Maximum, Rubbelum Grandiflorum!
DeleteDavid Caruso I so enjoy your attempts at acting. (Tell us you're gay right?)
ReplyDeleteHe is the ugliest zombie I've ever seen!
ReplyDelete@Seven..Right? I can totally see him do the sunglasses every time.
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I like turtles
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