To me, what is interesting is that for two years Ashton dated a bunch of different people and then started dating Mila Kunis while not dating as many other people. For two years he has had a ready made excuse why he can't get married to Mila but now that his main card is being thrown out the window I wonder if that will make Ashton start cheating on a regular basis in hopes of destroying his relationship and letting him be single. he never really got to be single. Mila is a rebound. Ashton was with tons of other women while married to Demi but most of them she knew about but it is not the same as being single.
Ashton is a huge cheater and being with Mila is not going to solve that issue. Now that he is going to be backed in a corner I think it will get worse. Right now he is acting out with other situations and is a diva of epic proportions that has only been getting worse over the past two years.
Sorry, kid. I don't believe in fairy tales
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little *action*.
ReplyDelete@Beetlejuice, you sure are a smooth talker. I say you find yourself a bad wetch.
DeleteHow you doin?
DeleteSkulls have holes...am i right??
DeleteMore than this Beetle can handle!
DeleteWhat does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
ReplyDeleteBroom service!!!!!!!
Dun dun DUNNNN!!
ReplyDeleteQ: What did one owl say to the other owl?
ReplyDeleteA: Happy Owl-ween!
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
ReplyDeleteA cereal killer.
Commas are your friend, New Enty.
ReplyDeleteWoooooooo
Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.
ReplyDeleteSounds like today is going to be fun. Off topic: anybody see Corey Feldman on the view. Says all hollywood top execs are pedophiles and want him dead. Walters was beside herself.
ReplyDeleteNever watch the view but it's not often Barbara is beside herself. Must have been crazy watching live.
DeleteI'm Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the middle of a few important biz things at this second, but later on I'm going to share with all of you a story (or two) I promise will make your heads explode in wonderment, and probably make you sick to know this actor is still alive and working. It might confirm your guesses about my identity (ies) but I don't care. Besides, I'm going off the grid for a while to work - so I'm not worried. Maybe a parting shot for a while :-) Back in a couple of hours...
ReplyDelete@Himmmm, heads exploding huh? You're my kind of people.
DeleteDun dun DUNNNN!!
DeleteHoney, you don't have it to call it "biz things." Everyone already knows that we mix business with pleasure. ;) See you in a few!
DeleteHimmmm why are you hiding your face behind that black circle? You're a pussy.
DeleteCarrie, it's hard to be anonymous in an industry where everybody literally knows your name. Before calling people vulgar names, I suggest you take a good hard look at your own life and understand that some people have gone through a lot and just want to share their experiences with others. It's karma and from your picture, it looks like you have some coming for you.
DeleteAh Herrrr, it's from a MOVIE. Carrie, in theaters now!
DeleteP.S. your husband's a pussy.
DeleteYou don't know my husband. I do know the movie poster (I have a signed copy) and the karma that's coming to you is you pretending to be someone you're not and using language that person would never use. You're slandering reputations with your fake online persona and semi-made up name.
DeleteWhatever betch. Your "himmmm" slanders tons of people in his " inside" posts. Big fucking deal, the gig is up, we all know it's not RDJ, losers.
DeleteYou have no idea who my husband is. Do you even know what slander is? It's making FALSE statements. He's never posted anything that isn't true.
DeleteDivorces take a long time, I know plenty of people who have had to wait years while everything was sorted out. That being said, what makes anyone think that Mila WANTS to marry him? Pretty sexist to assume that just because she's a woman.
ReplyDeleteSueRH, exactly. You're awesome!
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ReplyDeleteI'll show ya something scary
DeleteAshton Kutcher scares me.
ReplyDeleteDemi Moore scares me.
ReplyDeleteBruce Willis does not scare me.
ReplyDeleteall 3 of them are nuts
ReplyDeleteHe is a male human being with normal eyesight. He will marry Mila Kunis, as any carbon based heterosexual male human would do given the chance. Whether he is faithful isn't important unless it's important to Mila Kunis.
ReplyDeleteMila Kunis scares me.
ReplyDeleteThat old lady is probably hoping to land MY HARRY KNUCKLES but she's too old for him! I'm young and supple, Harry! Come get me! *wink*
ReplyDeleteSounds like that little devil Ashton
ReplyDelete*puts on sunglasses*
will never stop chasing ghouls
Demi is so greedy! She wants custody of All the little merkins and that gorilla doesn't even need them! It's like putting a wig on Shakira, not necessary!
ReplyDeleteTwerkin you just don't like Demi because she has an awesome bush. My friend showed me a picture she did back like before I was born and chick was sporting major bush! Ashton's a douche but he does get the best shit! He does require blow jobs as payment though, ick, nast.
DeleteCarrie, I don't like G.I. Poon because her huge bush took jobs from 5 of my cousins!
DeleteAre you guys not union?
Delete@lazyday what makes you think Mila Kunis is such a prize? Because she's cute? That alone doesn't make anyone easy to live with long-term. And yeah, maybe she's not so much into marrying him either. Glad this divorce is FINALLY happening, though!
ReplyDeleteOk,the ghost of Enty is cracking me up today!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, this is funny. David Caruso Spooky, stupid jokes, Himmm - it's like a mini-Halloween party in here!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mila is not all that interested in marrying him..
ReplyDeletemaybe HE wants to marry Her!! Why must it always be the woman who is dying to get married? And btw, Mila, he is not marriage material, cant stay faithful.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeleteSaw a recent pic of Rumer & her face looked different. That is to say, she looked like she had some good work done & I say Good for her! She's one who truly needs it. Her sisters too. She def looked a lot more attractive!
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