Even though Paris Hilton made millions of dollars off her sex tape don't ever ask her about it. Even though her sex tape made her more famous than she ever hoped to be and jacked up her appearance fees by triple her previous amount don't ever ask her about it. In fact don't ask Paris anything that she considers to be anything other than positive. You are not allowed to ask her about drug arrests, DUI arrests, lying to the media, her drug use or any of her ex-boyfriends. Don't ask her about herpes. Don't ask her about how she hates people of color or being a racist. As a DJ in North Carolina discovered yesterday morning the only thing you are allowed to ask her is her DJ career, her new music (not her old) and sometimes her fashion line as long as you are not criticizing it. Nothing else. Yesterday morning the DJ in Raleigh asked Paris about her sex tape and she answered the question but put all the blame on her ex and said he was a sick man and that she had nothing to do with it. Uh huh. And he put a gun to her head while they were filming it? She turned down the millions she made? Uh huh.
Not realizing she was still on the air Paris called the guy a f**king a-hole after she thought she hung up. How the DJ handled it is great.
(SHRUG)
ReplyDeleteIf she wants to move past her past, then good for her.
I can't believe I sat through that.
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna boink your way into fame and $$$ then your gonna be stuck with that history. And she has an annoying speaking voice.
ReplyDeleteShe still looks like an alien.
ReplyDeleteRemember the Letterman visit? That was awesome
ReplyDeleteI loved how Letterman grilled her and Herpes Hilton has no sense of humor.
ReplyDelete"The horror...the horror...."
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I was trapped once opposite a site kiosk playing one of her music videos, and if you think waterboarding is bad, imagine that.
@FSP
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a preying mantis.
@Henriette - same difference
DeleteWhy is anyone asking her anything? I thought she was drummed out of society.
ReplyDeleteExactly @Glitter, I can't believe anyone is asking her anything ever. Worse than being drummed out of society, no one gives a single shit about her either way, which is worse for people like her.
ReplyDeleteAnd KK, you are next in line for utter irrelevance.
You and I are not close. I don't know you and you don't know me. But let me tell you something. As horrible and tacky as Paris Hilton might be to you, that "Showgram" is just as dull, annoying and toxic as she ever was or ever will be. Every stereotype of shitty morning radio save for "Man in the box" is there, except with a southern accent and cackling no-talent sycophant girls cackling approval with every "bit".
ReplyDeletei had NEVER heard of the hilton girls until i heard about the sex tape.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I knew that there was a family that was wealthy named the hiltons and that they owned hotels... but I didn't know any of them by name.
ReplyDeleteShe's a moron, but those glasses in the picture are wicked! I would like those please.
ReplyDeleteI use to listen to that guy's show. He doesn't get any passes. He's a horrible human being too. Surprised he is still on the air.
ReplyDeleteI concur with @Dirty Red Pagan.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton is an idiot and needs a thicker skin if she wants to continue to have a public presence, but that radio show is god-awful.
(Hello fellow Triangle-ite.)
Hi Dirty Red Pagan and SkittleKitty,
ReplyDeleteI'm in the Triangle area too.
Who?
ReplyDeleteLying betch.
ReplyDeleteI'm an hour from the Triangle area.
ReplyDeleteI love that people bring up the sex tape. It makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHer "sexy voice" makes me want to barf though.
Well, there's 4 minutes I'll never get back.
ReplyDeleteIf only every interviewer would agree to always ask her about her sex tape she would stop doing interviews?!?!?
ReplyDeleteParis mentions getting married and having children. Guys, any takers? Who wants to marry Paris Hilton and raise a family with her? Beuller? Beuller? Beuller? Anybody seen Beuller?
ReplyDelete@renoblondee
ReplyDeleteme, too! Triad?
Long time lurker. I thought I was alone in these parts. When I talk about this site, I get blank stares. But I'm an addict even though I don't know who most of these new 'stars' are.
Hey! To all my fellow Carolinians
^ Hey neighbor!!!!
ReplyDeleteClassy as ever! Kpig is lucky she won the beard contract from Yeezy and tisci or this would be her in a year or two.
ReplyDeleteIs it OK to ask "Who are you again? Did you used to be famous once?"
ReplyDeleteWho puts at the top of their C. V: sperm receptacle?
ReplyDelete1. She has an annoying personality.
ReplyDelete2. She isn't that attractive and has huge ugly feet.
3. I never heard of her before the sex tape.
4. I've only seen clips of the sex tape but she didn't seem sexy at all.
5. The vehicle that brings you fame is part of you forever.
6. I wish she would just go away.
7. I wouldn't wish physical harm on even Paris but the world will be a better place if her various sexual diseases have left her unable to conceive a child.