Thursday, October 31, 2013
Random Photos Part Five
With all the crazy costumes this year with many centered on being as sexy as possible I thought it was interesting that Gloria Steinem showed up on a red carpet last night. She gets the top spot.
Christina Ricci shows off her wedding dress.
David Beckham surrounded by David Beckham shirts and chairs and presumably wearing David Beckham underwear with a David Beckham sock stuffed inside.
Fergie out and about again. She seems like she is always out.
Heather Graham shooting her new movie.
That is Pierce Brosnan kissing Jessica Alba. Yeah, like that would ever happen in real life.
Angelina Jolie directing a movie in Australia.
Minka Kelly gets some help getting home.
I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as a Beckham sock stuffing, is there VIP? is there? Hold me!
ReplyDeleteWhat I would like to know, and this is not parent-shaming, is how Fergie gets to go out alla time by herself when she just had a kiddo five minutes ago. Plus, heels. How is that even remotely possible??
Hi TalksTooMuch! Are you a blonde or a redhead? It's hard to tell in that picture, can't see past that gorgeous smile. I once did Othello with a lead who was a blonde and her understudy was a redhead. The redhead and I were "dressing up the stage" one night after rehearsals when the blonde walked in. We were in this pretzel position that isn't easy if you don't know how to do it and when the stage door slammed, I twisted sideways and broke my collarbone. I'm a professional, though, not one of those profane rank amateurs, and I said in my best Laurence Olivier voice, "The show must go on!" I'm really proud of that experience but I still think the understudy was better than the lead. She went on to be someone famous but I can't tell you who because that would be a violation of privacy, which I take very seriously.
DeleteAww, thanks, Halloweenie! I'm a redhead with blonde highlights (but only my hairdresser knows, right? *wink*) I COMPLETELY understand about the need to be hush hush *giggle*. Besides, I hear those understudies have the best sh#t
DeletePlus, Gloria Steinhem. Wow. So awesome to put a feminist icon on top so we can scroll past and make fun of how other women dress. I'm making myself sad. I'll be in my room
ReplyDeletei love Christina Ricci's wedding dress
ReplyDeletefun fact on Gloria Steinem:she's Christian Bale's stepmother.She was married with Bale's father
NO WITCHES???????????????
ReplyDeleteAlverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Conversio Dourus, Concha Testudo!
Angelina in the land down under? (too easy)
ReplyDeleteGloria will survive. She's like a La Cucaracha that way.
Heather Graham will never be your woman Ents, sorry.
This is how you remind me that we have come...to the end of the road.
I hate to leave with a bad goodbye, though. So here you go:
(Children:]
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo, cuckoo
[Children: Marta, Gretl, Brigitta: ]
Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo!
[Children:]
. . . to you
[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
[Marta:]
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
[Friedrich:]
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
[Children:]
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
[Liesl:]
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
[Kurt:]
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
[Brigitta:]
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
[Louisa:]
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
[Gretl:]
The sun has gone to bed and so must I
[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
[Guests:]
Goodbye!
Happy Halloween all! May you get more treats than tricks. Be safe!
Love Christina's wedding dress.
ReplyDeleteBrosnan and Alba is just weird and not right.
ReplyDeleteI got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
ReplyDeleteFuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.
Alverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Illio Allio, Poultus Transformus!
DeleteLets Do Horror Blinds
ReplyDeleteThis B+ List Horror Movie Killer with A list recognition was seen last night at Bar drinking his Sorrow away. Not because he cant be his true self but because he now wants to become a preacher and stop the murdering. Some of his friends are happy but I Wonder What His Dead Mother would think?
=p Im bored with no life ol.
I'll teach you a spell, Dragon!
DeleteReversus Revolvus, Returnus Resolvus, Alpha Omega, Ofus Adofus!
TalkstoMuch, Come out of your room I want to fight with you and call you names!
ReplyDeleteI can't! I'm hypocritically pretending to mope while storing up energy to judge other women based soley on their looks! How about in 15?
DeleteJax - Polaxus Descendus, Vitae Anima!
DeleteAs usual you're way overdoing it Troll. You're a smart lady, but you really need to seek help, and/or regularly take your meds. These periodic manic breakdowns are just silly and annoying. Couldn't you direct this energy to something more productive? Cleaning your house? Working out? This just seems like such a waste of time and energy. Charity work even?
ReplyDeleteANNNNAAA!!!!!!! my love I've been waiting for you all day!
DeleteIntrenso Profundus, Baloonus Floribundus!
DeleteWell, HELLO, Anna Katherine Nonymous! That is some beautiful cleavage there! I'll tell you who has beautiful cleavage, I mean I would if I could but I still have to work in this town. You'd know her, though, hot with cleavage that will make your eyes water. We were doing a show that required a metric ton of research and had to go to Langley. Not a lot of people know this, but in one of the facilities there's a small "rest room" (not a bathroom, a glorified bunk) and we just happened to stumble into it one day. And again the next day, and the next. When everything was said and done and we parted ways after the project, she sent me a t-shirt that said "I made the Cockpit Motion Facility a reality."
DeleteAnna, that's incredibly insensitive! I don't have a house to clean, I:m in the dumpster outside of McDonalds right now! I'm on this site to take myind off the special sauce and pickles in my hair!
DeleteLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteAlba and Brosnan? I thought Brosnan would be considered better looking.
ReplyDeleteThis site has seriously gone downhill (Halloween trolls notwithstanding). Nothing is fun anymore
ReplyDeleteYou just knew that not a day would go by without Alba in the pictures. Okay she got a job now you can stop posting her m'kay?
ReplyDeleteI concur. This site has gone down hill.
ReplyDeleteB Profane- what is #1 thing you miss about old CDAN - OR - #1 thing that has ruined current CDAN?
ReplyDeleteYes, B. Profane, please enlighten us as to what has led to your disenchantment with the site as it now sits? Could it be all the lying and exaggerating by commentors laying claim to impossible-to-believe stories?
ReplyDeleteHag, well, it used to be an honest an genuinely written blog. Remember when Enty jumped on and would say "guess who just left my office? OMG, I'll have to write a long post about her later"
ReplyDeleteThe next week you would get this awesome blind item that people would talk about for years!
I'm horrified at the commenters that have trolled into the great community that once was.
Today I wish we could all exchange stories of how great this site used to be.
No let's exchange stories of how we have broken bones in the act of sex.......
Delete**flare**
ReplyDeletemore Halloween porn
ReplyDeletePumpkin Abuse
yeah, they aint really pumpkins
halloween boning
my kinda Snow White
hot teen witch gallery
joanna angel, james deen & Frankenstein
At least Anna caught on this time they were trolls, she's learning the internets!
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
Honestly I don't go far back as you have mentioned- but I would have fucking loved it if I were around for the "legit blind" times.
ReplyDeleteI have read this blog since late 2011, which is not long, but I got addicted bc the blinds were more "realistic" than other banal gossip sites. But what I truly miss is community of commenters. Before, they seemed like good natured normal people who wanted to guess at dubious juicy blinds. Now, I imagine the commenters as ratty haired over tanned chain smoking back woods tactless "yinzers" (I'm from pittsburgh - so no one will understand what "yinzers" are) that just want a place to spew vile negative idiocy.
**exception, VIP, who although you post naked pics, they are relevant to posts and hilarious, but more importantly, you actually try to legitimately guess blinds, and you're usually dead on, which is fun
Im so glad Anna came back.
ReplyDeleteSaid no one ever.
ALSO I remember anticipating an actual himmmm post- which would blow everyone's minds and rally the troops
ReplyDeleteYou bratty kids get on home, do you hear me?
ReplyDeleteI will be talking to your parents, you snot-nosed brats!
ReplyDeleteFuck off crab apple. You're a parasite fuck
ReplyDeleteSit down, you slatternly slut!
ReplyDeleteTry tmz crab- more your juvenile cunt speed
ReplyDeleteLet's sing a Halloween song!
ReplyDeleteThere was an old woman all skin and bones, O-o-o-o!
She lived down by the old graveyard -o-o-o!
One night she thought she'd take a walk, -o-o-o!
She walked down by the old graveyard, o-o-o!
She saw the bones a-layinâ around, O-o-o-o!
She thought sheâd sweep the old church house, O-o-o-o!
She went to the closet to get a broom, O-o-o-o!
She opened the door and BOO!
Well, I never!
ReplyDeleteAnyone who trolls or otherwise disingenuously contributes, like my dear friend cunty ms crab apple here, I cordially invite you to reflect on the fact that you are trying to ruin something, however trivial, that was a source of fun for some people, encourage alienation and lack of faith in community that is all too prevalent anyway, and only reinforce the sad stereotype that only total burn out losers read celebrity gossip...which, if I may so boldly suggest, is not fucking true- that people can indulge in silly mindlessness and crack inappropriate jokes over absurd orgy blinds without losing a sense of overall decency. Except now you can't bc selfish boar pricks are purposely fucking up a once fun thing. I guess my only question is, seriously what are any of you getting out of being total dick killjoys?
ReplyDeleteHag and everyone else: Well for one, Himmmm isn't real. He started out as Talley Griffith (take a google) pretty much a lunatic wannabee in everything. Also, no relation to any famous Griffith. Enty probably decided to stir the pot to get some clicks for revenue.
ReplyDeleteThen some old timers got bitchy at some new timers and ever since Enty got the clicks he sold the site and its gone down hill since. Most of the blinds are fake and we never hear anything personal from Enty anymore. It's a money machine.
I believe one ad for one week is $1000. You do the math.
I never thought I'd say anything nice, well ever. But Beetlejuice and Ms. Crabapple are pretty funny.
ReplyDelete90% of the days when the trolls infest the comments they are extremely annoying. But today 90% of the trolls were funny and creative and made me laugh a lot all day. I salute you trolls (especially Tabitha and Ghosts of Music Past and whoever himmmm was because he had me wondering for about sn hour until his mess wore off)!!
ReplyDeleteNow everybody go out Bob for apples steal candy tron kids and drink Dickins Cider!
You're right bprofane- judge a tree by its fruits.
ReplyDeleteI only bother anymore out if habit and boredom, which I guess reflects more about me than this stupid site
This really used to be a source of fun though
Hey there, Hag! Nice boobs but why the crutches? I've been in the industry for a long time and no one I know has ever needed crutches after a boob job. One of my leads needed crutches after our weekend in the Poconos, though. We were filming nearby and these two extras told us about a haunted bed and breakfast so we decided to check it out. We were having a great time until the noises started that definitely weren't us. Sounded like Casper and Mary Anne with Viagra and a porno in the room, but we were the only guests. We were in this position that's kind of hard to explain but I accidentally broke her knee trying to get out of it. We had to delay filming for a couple of weeks and then her boyfriend came into town. She acted like I was her gay best friend around him but when he left to go back to his own shoot, she wanted to go back to the haunted room. I told her my penis would be the next break and wasn't worth it. That's why the film bombed.
DeleteSeriously what are you getting out of posting this meaningless rambling shit?
Delete@Hag: I cant speak for Halloweenie, but my gut instinct tells me he/she is getting another reaction from you and laughter.
DeleteSo...unbelievably...asinine...
Deletehag, I take it back about your lovely boobs. You said you wanted celebrity gossip, I delivered and I complimented you on top of it. You can't have it both ways (or maybe you can and that explains the crutches).
DeleteBeetlejuice okay that one was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteAlba and Pierce just seems so wrong. Like...Meryl Streep and Justin Bieber. I don't even know why I'm typing this shit, no one is going to read it today. I just don't want to do my homework or join the 'hood Halloween party, free booze be damned. In case anyone was wondering, which y'all weren't.
Dudes, calm down! Trolls are fun!
ReplyDeleteBesides, unless they go this hard all the time, the sight won't be ruined.
It's Halloween for cripes sakes!!
Well hag, judging a tree by it's fruits as you say, then you come across as horribly dense.
ReplyDelete"Total dick killjoys" and 15 minutes later you said you visit the site out of boredom. If you are so bored why bother getting so angry?
I don't think the trolls are "selfish", I think they are selfless. Look at their endurance!
Maybe it's time to turn off the computer and read a book dear.
@Sugar: don't you go tryin to use rational thought and reality around here! That shit will earn you a whuppin once the twunce are out of hiding.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was good at keepin twunces at bay. I got nuthin on these trollin betches.
Wait till I do the 12 Days of Whores leading up to XXX-Mas. "On the first day of XXX-Mas my true love gave to me, a whore and some pee......." there is your preview. I haven't decided on the accompanying pic yet. Nothing jumps out at me from the Golden Shower file in my archives.
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteGorgeous, Christina Ricci! Gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over how trolls are automatically written off as ugly, fat, unemployed, virgins, etc. Trolling can be quite fun at times. This group seems to have been harmless, at least from the few posts I've read so far. No name calling, no nastiness.
ReplyDeleteThe tree is a once legit site that has grown into a revenue generating husk of its former self and the fruit is troll commenters.
ReplyDeleteYou're right- I'm dense for continuing to visit a blog that i can only stand bc of a weird combination of habit and borderline nostalgia, plus bizarre fascination for celebrity train wrecks, plus increasingly foolish belief that i can actually relate to any commrnters on here anymore.
**picks up 50 Shades of Gray and feels close to enlightenment after reading the drivel in CDAN comments**
I know it's wrong but I just can't help sexually objectifying Gloria Steinem.
ReplyDeleteTry taking a good long look at her, lazy day. That should help stop it.
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit Gloria S was a sexy Playboy bunny in her younger years. Quite a tail too. Oh and ears, can't forget the ears.
ReplyDelete(Yes, yes I know she did the bunny waitressing undercover to write a magazine piece about The Playboy Clubs - we're trucking in pure irony here)
Talley is the one with the photoshopped concert pictures right?
ReplyDeleteNvm, looked him up, and answered it for myself. I forgot about him. Dude is nuts.
DeleteJust catching up on the comments and I'm sorry it's over. Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteLove Gloria S! Great pic!!
ReplyDeleteAJ looks skeletal and like a genuine cancer patient.
Most fun CDAN day in forever!!!!! Thanks to everyone in costume. Good reading after a Halloween south of the border drinking tequila. Had to finish reading when I woke this morning. Whew! Thanks Enty!!