If you can count on People magazine for one thing it is that they are willing to do or say anything a celebrity wants. What Gwyneth Paltrow wants is a cover. Specifically she wants a cover the same week that Vanity Fair has their issue out slamming her and she is also going on jay Leno who will bow down to Gwyneth and let her say or do whatever she wants and won't question her or ask any type of sensible followup.
It must kill the Goopster that she sent out that e-mail and asked all of her friends to never appear in the magazine and then have Jay-Z schedule himself for the cover and blow off a lunch with the Goopster but hang out with Chris Martin all the time. I guess Jay has taken sides hasn't he? Did you notice the hit piece is not about Gwyneth and Chris? Just Gwyneth.
What's up with Chelsea Handler? Pic fail.
ReplyDelete@ethorne Right?!
DeleteWho's in this pic? Looks like chelsea handler.
ReplyDeleteLMAO I was going to ask the same ting lol
ReplyDeleteShe is such a pretentious butthole. Really looking forward to this.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is she eating a cupcake with a green baskin robbins tasting spoon??
ReplyDeleteDid Chelsea get a chemical peel in the goatee area? What is going on?
ReplyDelete*shivers*
DeleteI thought Chelsea would tie in somehow once I read that, WAKE UP ENTIES!
ReplyDeleteThanks, @VIP and ethorne, for clearing that up for me. I was so confused! :)
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's a shot in the dark but I am willing to guess that the demo who reads Vanity Fair aren't Coldplay fans.
ReplyDeleteThat may (just MAY) have something to do with him not being involved in the expose.
That may have been true years ago, but these days just about anybody can get a cover and story In VF. I keep the subscription for old Hollywood stories that still pop up from time to time.
DeleteReally? I love stories of old Hollywood.
DeleteI don't think that is Chelsea either.
ReplyDeleteWhy is she in a funeral parlor?!?!!
ReplyDeleteTotal photo fail.
ReplyDeleteOh I thought it was her grams hospital room
ReplyDeleteI thought it was just me. Phew.
ReplyDeleteThis is a picture of a blogger named Alice Richardson: http://summerisaverb.blogspot.com/2012/04/my-high-note.html
ReplyDeleteShe said that her girl crush was Goop in an interview and the Enties are too stupid to check where their images come from.
Well damn. Alice I'm super sorry for thinking you were Chelsea Handler.
ReplyDeleteDid I notice the article is only about Goop? Um, no cause it's not out yet?!
ReplyDeleteThis pic really does look like it was taken at an old peeps home. Ha.
This VF article better be THE article of all articles.
ReplyDelete@ Susan +1
DeleteMe too, Alice. Now I know and knowings half the battle.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I should have been clearer in my statement. The Enties did a Google image search for Gwyneth, found this picture, and posted it without looking at it OR seeing where it came from OR crediting it (not that they ever credit anything).
ReplyDeleteAlso, that's not a muffin; it's chocolate ice cream.
Ahahahaha! You all made my morning!
ReplyDeleteExactly what's in that article that will make her look worse than she already does?!
ReplyDeleteHaven't we been reading buildup about this Vanity Fair expose on Paltrow for a decade now? Unless they unmask her as a terrorist mastermind or tie her to unsolved serial killings, it's going to be a letdown.
ReplyDeleteBut do people really care enough about Gwyneth Paltrow to A) read the magazine and B) care about how her image is impacted? I mean, what is she even selling these days?
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of lame that they are doing an expose because she badmouthed their party.
ReplyDeleteShe asked her friends to never be in Vanity Fair ever again???
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit much even for her.
Im so afraid the big reveal is going to be how she claims to be a Vegan but eats eggs.
ReplyDeleteBut I can't wait, this shit better be juicy!!!
@Talkstoomuch They don't. No one cares about Goop.
ReplyDeleteWhat will the big reveal be? Abortion, racist?
ReplyDeleteI bet they got their hands on her old date book w/ "blow Brad" penciled in for Tuesdays at 3pm.
ReplyDeleteGood grief, what could tis article possibly say that has her so freaked? she needs to relax, what ever it is, it is.
ReplyDeleteAnd no one likes her anyway, so what more harm can it be? Its not like this article comes out and everyone is like, I no longer like her. No one likes her now!! And why should she worry about what everyone thinks anyway? Just live your life.
ReplyDeleteI think this whole storm about the article is just PR. I bet it's gonna be boring as hell.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the story is about her and what really happen with her friendship with Madonna....
ReplyDeleteDetails about Goop and Madge would be interesting. Ditto for info on the rumor/blind/gossip about Gwynnie swiping the Shakespeare in Love script from Winona R. But none of this is groundbreaking. The CDAN hype is making me think this is going to blow my socks off.
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ReplyDeleteWhen does this article come out?
ReplyDeleteI would have bet my LIFE that was Chelsea.
ReplyDeleteanyone else think she "bought" the worlds sexiest woman cover from People. That was out of left field.
ReplyDeleteHer godfather Mr. Spielberg should have a little talk with Mrs. Gwyneth.
ReplyDeleteGweneth will NEVER ruin my love for SE7EN though. NEVAH!
Didn't Chris Martin's band mates threaten to break up the group over Ms Gwyneth?
ReplyDeleteAnd didn't her family think Pitt, who comes from modest means, was beneath her? Or did Gwynnie think that herself?
Stealing that script from Winona Ryder is low even for H-wood.
It's rare that a mag of VF status publicizes that it's going to do a hit job on someone. Tell the truth? Yes. Revealing interview? Yes. Trash someone? Maybe but not that I remember, at least not recently.
Jay-z doing that cover speaks volumes as does his getting photographed with Chris getting on the subway in London. (The Tube excuse me). It's always been reported that Jay, Bey, Chris and Gwyn are friends.
I'm guessing something big is gonna drop otherwise Gwynnie wouldn't be in crisis mode.
Well,
ReplyDeletethe other shoe just dropped at midnight. It's gonna be interesting.
^Interesting!
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