This former A list mostly movie actress who always seems so sunny and cheery and very peace and love is actually not so nice unless there is something in it for her. She also has rubbed her co-stars the wrong way. A lot. When is the last time you saw her star again with someone? A franchise where she was contractually obligated to. The only people she is nice to are those who make her money or know about her drug use even though she tries her best to keep it quiet. There is one A+ list mostly movie actor who referred to her as the c word and said he would never talk to her again. He hasn't. he has had chances to make movies with her and has turned down millions of dollars and moved on to something better. The actor is foreign born.
The men in her life are all subject to her wrath and all of them end up distancing themselves from her. She can be violent and petty and is the meanest person alive when she has been drinking. Literally she will threaten to kill you. When she smokes pot is the only time she is friendly. Oh or for the cameras that used to follow her everywhere and that she longs for again. She used to make tons of movies. Ask yourself why she doesn't any longer. No one likes her. Definitely not Anne Hathaway.
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
ReplyDeleteAw, I still heart Drew!
ReplyDeleteHard to picture it, but she fits.
DeleteWhat is evil and ugly and bounces?
ReplyDeleteA witch on a trampoline!!!!!
Tabitha your losing your steam
DeleteI wanna make you lose your steam Skimps
DeleteUmmm no.
DeleteWhy not baby? I've had some experience
DeleteExcunacatas Illumantas, Illio Allio, Defrenstratus!
DeleteSkimpy's better than everyone. Don't you forget it.
DeleteNeve cambell even though she has done television
ReplyDeleteDrew Berrymore
ReplyDeleteAh. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
ReplyDeleteDrew fits.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of streets do zombies like the best?
ReplyDeleteDead ends.
when you wake up... It's back... in the saddle... again.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea……
ReplyDeletePART 1:
ReplyDeleteSorry, but this is another LONG one, and my email addy is at the bottom ;-) So I'll split this into 2 or 3 parts to post it all (there's length limits on here I guess). Apologies for the bad spelling and if some dates or whatever are a little off. I’m not perfect – too lazy to spell check -and am on a plane flying to a warmer climate!
You are ALL correct about the history of Denise Richards. I cannot speak of her currently, but her past is riddled with massive drug abuse, prostitution, porn, and a chronic cycle of batshit delusional aggression whereby she'd stop at nothing to "be a star". In her egocentric quest, she has left a trail of fire in her wake of friends and business pals she has betrayed, hurt, and whose lives she's shattered without as much as a chipped nail. Cliché, but true. Charlie Sheen is her equal in all regards to hedonism, danger, debauchery, and lack of human compassion.
If you're bored and wanna see something akin to a glimpse "behind the scenes" of Ms. Richards "rise" to fame? Go rent or watch the comedy/parody film "LOADED WEAPON 1" from the early 90's. It stars Emilio Estevez, Sam Jackson, Denis Leary and a ton of others. The film was produced by Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, and his bro David.
For the second time in my life, I met Denise Richards. There in David's office. I knew I had known her from somewhere. That's when I realized she was a model/high dollar call-girl, and that film was one of her stepping stones (as soon after her "sponsor/sugar daddy" Oren Koules would pass her around to further her career). In fact, Denise got that brief 2 minute role in LOADED WEAPON because one of the producers owed her a shitpot of money for services rendered and got in trouble with his wife and gave Denise the role to square the bill with her.
From there she spread and blew her way to infamy. Likewise, most of the female cameo/featured players in most films produced by Michael Nathanson in the 80s-90s were wall-to-wall call girls - even having the studio and the film budget covering their pay!!
It's a practice as old as Hwood itself. In the golden days it was Allah Nazimova's Garden of Allah which made Sodom & Gomorrah look like Chuck E. Cheese. My uncle took several mementos from the place before it was razed, and I own a chair which F. Scott Fitzgerald sat in while writing during his stay there (including a pic of him sitting in it).
Then it was Olive Thomas and Joan Crawford's drug/porn days...and then it was Carole Landis. Wow. What a woman. If you don't know her? You owe it to yourself to discover her and her story.
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PART TWO:
ReplyDeleteCarole Landis was THE most beautiful, sexy, TRAGIC, and white-hot force of nature of Hwood in the 40s. She was the inspiration for Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch.
She was among the first feminists in Hwood with intelligence, charm, and beauty. She was also one of the first big leading ladies to be openly bisexual in those years. Her torrid affair with novelist Jacqueline Susann inspired the legendary book VALLEY OF THE DOLLS in the 1960s. The character of ingénue pin-up Jennifer North (played in the film by Sharon Tate) is based upon Carole Landis.
She toured the world with USO to support troops while writing her own articles as a war correspondent for magazines (unheard of at the time for a Hwood bombshell). She raised millions for war bonds for the US. She also lived through deadly a malaria infection. In an era dominated by male filmmakers and writers, Carole wrote the story of FOUR JILLS IN A JEEP based on her own experiences and starred in the film with Betty Grable.
She was the Angelina Jolie of her day, but with more charisma, genius, and fortitude. Sadly...she was haunted by abuse, latent bipolar instability, and stark emotional loneliness masked behind the most breathtaking physical presence in screen history. In the end, she was hurt most by the same men to whom she had given so much - finding herself betrayed in love and business by the same men she helped to build mega-squillion dollar movie empires.
My family were very close to Carole Landis, with one of my relatives giving her that desperate first break in Hwood in the old days. She even came "back home" to live with my grandparents for a brief time. I have several letters she wrote to my relatives along with photos and mementos of her and my family from her career and life (including her original shooting script from the 1940 epic ONE MILLION BC). In the end Carole died of an improbable suicide/"accident" in 1948. She was 29 years old.
Then Hwood segued into the Ava Gardner-Marilyn Monroe era. Most are not even aware of Marilyn's last "film performance", which was a private 8mm home movie "directed" by Frank Fuckface Sinatra in a bedroom in the summer of 1962 (I think I recall it was 1962 - I could be erroneous). In order to gain leverage over Bobby & Jack Kennedy, Frank Sinatra staged a rape of Marilyn while she was semi-comatose in her bed at the CalNeva lodge, by five men (including three italians with no necks; and two black men which was scandalous at the time).
Sinatra had it filmed at photographed and kept only one copy. When confronted, Marilyn's spiral of panic went manic - as did the Kennedys and Peter Lawford. She too died from a suicide "accident" within months. Which is the main reason Joe Dimaggio despised Sinatra. Of course, he got the leverage he wanted. And the world lost another goddess. Then Hwood had it's run through the 60s-70s-80s in which dreams of being a "star" often crashed into the reality of a drug-addled, sex-obsessed industry of money and power that destroyed many innocent dreams of once decent young men and women. And as they say, "the beat goes on".
Today we have all of this and more! With the present trend of tween stars doing meth/opiates and having orgies (often facilitated by their Nickelodeon series creators...like Big Dan). It's the same song just a different harmony for each generation. And TMZ, Inside Edition, E Channel and reality TV are all there to make it all legitimate. Does anyone do a pause and "brain-check" to process the fact that our "celebs" like Kim Kardashian, Paris, Tila, etc. all got their infamy from porn? And our young kids today see this as a legit route to "fame" and fortune. Like the Spears, Lohan, and Cyrus families.
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Halle Scary (Berry). Gabriel Whatever has sais she has a temper, and I'm sure she's made a few A-list enemies.
ReplyDeleteChacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
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ReplyDeleteAt the opposite end are ladies like Liv Tyler. I got to know Liv during production of EMPIRE RECORDS in the 90s, and we were both stunned at the parade of call girls/porn stars on set. Liv, however, is NOT! In fact, she's one of the sweetest people I've been honored to call friend. But she's been haunted by bad choices and bad people.
So to answer your queries...yes, I have fed Enty some scraps and pics here and there. But I cant imagine the work that goes into making a good (lawsuit free) blind. I don't repeat it unless I can verify it (or am only 1 degree away from it). Because bottom line is that if someone wants to sue you for libel/defamation - the burden of proof is on them to prove its NOT true.
I doubt many want to take the stand to defend their history in the face of proof (like Tom Cruise and his gayness). Of course, the downside is that it allows unscrupulous liars to make it up and hurt good people too.
Even if they're not guilty of ONE vice, they may be of another and dont want that unsealed in court! So some innocents get smeared unfairly. Of course the libel laws in UK are softer. Point is - I would NOT call Denise Richards an ex-escort and psycho cokehead unless I knew it for a fact. Which I do.
I appreciate your lust for the juicy items too - hell, we're all human and much of it is fueled of that lust for the cult of celebrity...and from our own intolerance of hypocrisy. It just kills me when a snotty celeb lectures us about our choices or how to vote/live and meanwhile they are doing a tap dance in the moral wasteland of hell (like Jolie, Diaz, Kanye, Bono, Diddy). But I don't enjoy exposing celebs who may be innocent or simply have issues...I think we all do (I know I sure do).
If I had time, I'd enjoy doing some dirt exposure. But it's an art form, and Enty is a king at the craft. Me? Not. The other downside is that I do still have to "eat lunch in this town" and I wouldn't wanna jeopardize my career/income if I stepped on the wrong toes. Because some of the things I could expose would EASILY reveal my identity to the guilty parties. I've been pals with many very unique and often both self-destructive AND famous ladies. I grew up with about 50% of my life in the entertainment biz (films, music, TV) and the other 50% in normal mid-America flyover country. I have some famous people in my family which had put me in that world from an early age.
Example: My summertime babysitter used to be Wendy Wilson (Beach Boy Brian Wilson's daughter). So by virtue of circumstance and acquaintance I grew up with people in the biz. So by sharing certain stories it could reveal ME. Those revealed would quickly realise who exactly I am. Not that I'm anyone special...just that I've been in some unique situations with unique people ;-) I would never betray a pal's trust for a juicy tabloid item, which I COULD easily do (including photos/video).
Nor would I be vindictive to someone suffering with personal problems, even by their own poor choices. Which is different from someone who deserves exposure for mean, inhuman choices and shit they bring upon themselves.
Once more my apologies for another essay of rambling. Have a safe weekend and I'll pass along tidbits and pics to Enty in the future if you guys would like. Anything Enty desires to post or include is Enty's choice ;-) I'm just a gear in the big machine just trying to smile and enjoy the circus. I like Enty and enjoy you too. You are the spectrum of humanity and often reinforce my faith that we’re not all alone in our struggles, smiles, madness, and pleasure. It’s like an online summer campfire chat on LSD (lol). If you want to email me direct - you can at: 3doorBrad at gmail dot com. I didn't write it in email format to deflect spammers. Again, it's 3doorbrad (all one word) at GMAIL dot com. No, my last name isn't Arnold but we share email addys sometimes :-)
Whoever she is, I want to get some pot and do the pot with her and bone her and then we would g
ReplyDeleteLIES!!!!!
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@skimpymist - Neve Campbell was included in an HBO Doc with James Toback and Alec Baldwin and it was clear she is very well liked among directors and show business brokers. Don't think it's her.
ReplyDeleteAn amateur...
ReplyDeleteIn my dominion, they all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.
Drew did two movies with Adam Sandler. Isn't she also really busy producing now? Otherwise this sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts
ReplyDeleteI thought of Drew as well. Although Halle is actually a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteI said, "Where's the fucking bourbon?"
ReplyDeletekate Hudson
ReplyDeleteIs Drew's pot addiction a secret? I certainly don't think she's box office poison. Then again maybe I have too much faith in her. For all I know she's slipping a mickey right now.
ReplyDeleteHalle is a very good guess….
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of her she's very quiet since the birth of the baby…very, actually too quiet.
Shoo…Tom Hanks for the A+ actor…
ReplyDeleteIf no one likes her it's because she is old and wrinkly! Who wants to touch wrinkly and saggy titties?
ReplyDeleteMine are young and perky, Harry!
Come get me! *wink*
Did you know, young fresh and nubile friend, that we could everything but and I would be immune to legislation? Anything but. Also excluding your butt. Did you know that, tenderoni? I'm disgusting, by the way.
DeleteI thought Renee Zellwegger the entire time I read this. With Colin Firth being the one who won't continue to work with her.
ReplyDeletefranchise - Bridget Jones
Crew's supposed to be clean and lovable and I hope this is a repeat of the item we all thought is Julia Roberts.
ReplyDeleteIf I may Mr Himmmmm...how much of a percentage of the back end of Iron Man are you getting?
Both cheeks
DeleteHI OHHHHH
Thx spelchek as usual *Drew*
ReplyDeleteRenee, Julia, Kate Hudson, Halle- its amazing how many fit!
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook, that sounded really dirty. :b
ReplyDeleteIf this is Drew, she wasn't acting very hard in the Poison Ivy movie!
I don't want to think so, though. She seems like a good person who went through a bad time. Drinking and drugging at age 8 will screw a person up permanently.
Lol @7 of 11 (maybe today you should be 6 of 9?)
ReplyDeleteRenee would work because of the Bridget Jones franchise and the A+ list actor could be Hugh Grant or Colin Firth. But the 1st to come to mind was Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!!THIS IS sooooo OBVIOUS!!! It totally HAS to be Barbra Streisand!!! Can you imagine how much Coke she could hoover with that schnoz? She walks into a party and even the Columbians get nervous.
ReplyDeleteBarbra is a WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI wouldn't describe Halle or Roberts as "peace and love" but I would for Drew and Hudson. I think this could be Renee though. She used to papped a lot, always jogging, and now you never hear about her, except her recent eye job. The clues for the international A+ actor in a franchise could definitely point to Firth...
ReplyDeleteDrew Barrymore, with the franchise being Charlie's Angels.
ReplyDeleteFIRST TIME!!!
ReplyDeleteit's Kate Hudson
@MissKWyumyum, perhaps that explains why Darcy was killed off in the newly-released third volume of the Bridget Jones book series. Helen Fielding et al knew Firth wouldn't be back for a third movie.
ReplyDelete@Himmmm, whoever you are, I enjoy your comments.
I dunno about this being Drew. She is very popular with the SNL crowd.
ReplyDeleteShe was, I believe, in several skits that well represented her love of the craft.
Delete@IAMALEX, does Kate Hudson have a franchise? I agree with you that she has disappeared, but am not sure if there's a franchise out there waiting for her.
ReplyDeleteNot drew..beloved by industry folk and not working as much cuz focused on raising her daughter....
ReplyDeletethis is kate or cameron.
leaning towards kate based on heresay shes a pseudo eveeything(ps..she actual friends with goop-my friend ran into them a month ago on a girls day..what THAT tell u)and towards cam for drug use and mean drunk..could be either
I met Drew drinking her sorrows away at the Horeshoe Tavern in Toronto the day her father died. All though not great timing to interact with anyone, she was really really nice and was kinda drunk.....I guess Kirsten Dunst.
ReplyDeleteTom Greene's Derek Harvey???
DeleteCameron Diaz?
ReplyDelete@Beetlejuice
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh you have me in tears I'm laughing so friggin' hard right now. I not only LOVE that movie - but I was pretty much reciting the words while reading your post. I can't thank you enough. You totally made my day. Much love Beetlejuice...much love.
I don't believe this is Drew. She seems like a sweetie. A guy did a documentary about trying to get a date with Drew which was very funny and he finally got her phone number and she agreed to a lunch date and she was a bit shy but nice to the guy. Yeah it was on camera but she was pretty much what I expected. And she has made movies a lot of movies, I think she's just slowed down because of her baby.
ReplyDeleteAny Julia Robert haters watch American Horror Story Coven last night - her niece's character has an interesting final appearance. Damn Jessica Lange is da bomb at being scary - Angela Bassett too.
I worked with Drew once on a Sandler flick and it just can't be her. She was sooo sweet and down to earth and although I didn't party with her off the set...many did and I never heard one bad thing about her! Sandler loves her!!! Does sound like Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteFirst comment on here....but did anyone see the words love actually being close together in the blind? Because of that I'm gonna say Keira Knightley...franchise being Pirates of the Caribbean...
ReplyDeleteI know someone who met someone who one time sat next to a seat that Drew once sat on. Well, not THAT seat exactly, but it looked almost like it, but it was covered in spalaolly. And she would never do this, she is just drunk or high all the time because sometimes? I sit in her pocket. So no way is it her: SCIENCE!
ReplyDeleteI think you Zellwegger guessers got it
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bridget-jones-author-helen-fielding-2658811
Well. This is all V. V. awkward. Bridget Jones’ Diary author Helen Fielding and Renee Zellweger – who played the character in two films – appear to have had something of a falling-out.
It means the third instalment of the hit book series is now in jeopardy with two different scripts – one starring Renee, the other potentially not – being developed.
(more at the link)
Heather Graham. Franchise = Hangover
ReplyDeleteKristin Stewart?
ReplyDeleteDrew has been in THREE Sandler movies. She has done two already, and is working on one more. Drew and Jimmy Fallon are also quite close - Drew and his wife are best friends and have a production ompany together. She has a lot of celebrity friends, so I don't see this as her. But the peace and love image matches. It does for Kate Hudson as well, and she does not have a lot of repeat costars.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Cameron Diaz and Drew hung out for a long time, and the only discord I heard about there was between Lucy and Bill Murray.
ReplyDeleteThis is Kate Hudson. She's a grade A bitch.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be on the H but now just does coke and pot and a hell of a lot of wine.
I wish she was nicer, she does throw a great Halloween Party and gets the best shit......
Thank you, Him, and Enty, and everyone who reveals what a cesspool Hollywood really is.
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson does seem like a TOTAL betch. I'd believe this was her. Plus didn't she crumple poor Owen Wilson? He's like a funny golden retriever, how can you hurt THAT guy?
ReplyDeleteCan this be Halle? Total Bitch. No one wants to work w/her more than once.
ReplyDeleteAnnE Hathaway was my first guess until I got to the last line. I agree with the comments that Kate Hudson is a mean brat (judging by her interviews) but I don't think she has any franchise to go back to, so I don't think it's her. Renee Z is probably the best guess, with the "Bridget Jones" franchise. Maybe that explains why she went and got that atrocious surgery on her eyes-perhaps nobody bothered to tell her it was a bad idea since no one likes her?
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
Nora!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, im thankful that someone appreciates me.
@Beetlejuice Trick or treat! Do you have any Zagnuts left?
DeleteI always have zagnuts left for a sweet peach such as yourself
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ReplyDeleteI like turtles
ReplyDeletekate h- how is she so bad?? give deets??
ReplyDeleteAren't these old comments by (fake) Himmmm? I remember reading them previously.
ReplyDeleteAGC says it's Cameron Diaz and that the A+ star is Daniel Day Lewis…….
ReplyDeleteBut Cami works all the time so this is strange….
Julia Roberts or Halle Berry or both.
ReplyDeleteThe first person who came to mind was Kate Hudson, but then I realized she hasn't done a franchise/something she was contractually obliged to return to for a sequel. So I can rule her out. Then I thought of Cameron Diaz and Halle Berry, but both work all the time and people still pay attention to them, so I can rule them out. Julia Roberts never had to return for a sequel to a franchise, so she's out.
ReplyDeleteIt's Renee Zellweger. Everything fits. The franchise was Bridget Jones's Diary and she had to work with the same people again because they did a sequel, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. She has a history of drug abuse and does a good job keeping it quiet. She was always making movies in the late 90's and early 2000's until her career crashed and burned. The foreign born A-lister could be Hugh Grant. He seems like the type of guy who would call people the c word, plus that's a generally common word used in Britain. She doesn't even act anymore. I see pictures of her at fashion shows and random launches here and there, but she just stopped doing movies. The last time I remember seeing her in a movie was Cold Mountain, which came out in 2003. She also appears to be very peaceful and sunny on the surface.
Zellweger. Batshit crazy and a horrible person. She once actually said this in front of an African-American: "Whenever I don't know what to do in a scene, I just do my "coon face" [scrunching eyes and mouth and poking her lips out].
ReplyDeleteI'm quite sure that Ewan McGregor AND Colin Firth hated her guts. I'll bet Hugh Grant probably did, too.
Halle Berry would never be described as " seems so sunny and cheery and very peace and love."
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson has not been in a franchise.
Cameron Diaz has ("Shrek"), but she is working a lot.
Drew Barrymore is very well liked.
I don't see this as Zellweger, either.
However, Julia Roberts fits this blind -- when convenient, she flashes that smile and laughs, giving the impression is is happy. The franchise is "Ocean's 11/12." Because of that, the A+ actor could be anyone; she's worked in huge casts (in addition to "Ocean's," she was in "Valentine's Day"). It's pretty well known that she's left many men destroyed (Keifer Sutherland, Jason Patrick, Liam Neesom, etc..)
Just my two cents :).
I think it's Drew Barrymore. Actor who won't work with her again is Hugh Grant.
ReplyDeleteGrant has hardly 'moved on to something better' unless obscurity is something better. He doesn't work much either.
ReplyDeleteIt's Katherine heigl
ReplyDeleteIt's Katherine heigl
ReplyDeleteReese Pointy Chin Doubles As A Weapon Witherspoon.
ReplyDeleteShe's tiny and evil.
Tom Hardy is foreign born.
I totally read this as Drew before I even read the comments and my friend used to hang with her on a regular and she has absolutely nothing nice to say about her...not one thing.
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