On a jet ski in some lagoon area of a lake. It was beautiful could see the fish in the water and deer all around us. But extremely ackward and when wet it was painful and hard to keep balance on a jet ski.
Is it wrong that I cannot wait to hear The Counts answer to this??? LOL
I used to be a mgr of a record store in college, I hired an asst mgr who looked just like Scott Weiland. We had sex EVERYWHERE in that store. Ahhhh he was just as good as he looked too.....hilarious...what those records would say if they could talk.
While in high school, my girlfriend gave me a blow job to completion in the back seat of her mom's car coming home from her grandparents while her mom was driving.
On stage, between several curtains. No, there was not a performance going on, I mean, aside from us. In high school. With my cousin. *Distant* cousin! Though we did have the same last name. Okay yeah that's gross ;-P
Hmmm, where do I begin? Under the stage of the Hammmersmith Apollo, London, during a gig. On a pool table in a club. Dressing room of a football club. The Channel Tunnel on the way to France. Driving down a motorway. And so many more.
With another person? Up against a tree in the woods behind my house. Apparently 2 neighbor girls were watching and the chick I was boning really got off on that.
With another person? Up against a tree in the woods behind my house. Apparently 2 neighbor girls were watching and the chick I was boning really got off on that.
church parking lot
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ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
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ReplyDeleteOn top of a pile of reusable bags. Afterward, he gave me his class ring.
ReplyDeleteIn a storage shed. We got locked in too. Worker dude had to let us out. True story.
ReplyDeleteIn a public park
ReplyDeleteBehind a store, next to a dumpster
ReplyDeleteAlan sugars jet. (not with alan sugar)
ReplyDeleteAt my high school reunion that I always attend, wearing my class ring to hide my finger tattoo.
ReplyDeleteSex is dirty and should only be done for procreation. Only bad people do it for fun.
ReplyDeleteHanging from a chandelier macguyver style yo
ReplyDelete7-11 breakroom.
ReplyDeleteWill Shakespeare's garden -- Stratford upon Avon, England
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ReplyDeleteGo Janzy!
DeleteDressing room at Macy's
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DeleteIn my room while my parents were home.
ReplyDeleteOn the steps of the US capital in Washington DC.
ReplyDeleteelementary school playground
ReplyDeleteOn a state senator's desk in the capitol building. And it wasn't with the senator. :) Putting those tax dollars to work!
ReplyDeleteI would tell but my daughter reads this site too!
ReplyDeletei just jack it for Jesus in a convent.
ReplyDeleteLaundromat or a public pool in apartments during the day!
ReplyDeletePark bench by a river bank promenade.
ReplyDeleteThat'd be the butt, Bob.
ReplyDeleteHow was it, Bob?
DeleteI KNEW someone here would say this! I thought it would be sooner though.....
DeleteOn a jet ski in some lagoon area of a lake. It was beautiful could see the fish in the water and deer all around us. But extremely ackward and when wet it was painful and hard to keep balance on a jet ski.
ReplyDeletemovie theater. during the premiere of the 1st star trek movie.
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ReplyDeleteOn the roof of my now husbands house. He lived downstairs, some other person lived up stairs. Oh to be young and flexible again...
ReplyDeleteTop of the Minolta Tower on the Canada side of Niagara Falls.
ReplyDeleteIn the bathroom at wohop in nyc
ReplyDeleteIn the bathroom at wohop in nyc
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I cannot wait to hear The Counts answer to this??? LOL
ReplyDeleteI used to be a mgr of a record store in college, I hired an asst mgr who looked just like Scott Weiland. We had sex EVERYWHERE in that store. Ahhhh he was just as good as he looked too.....hilarious...what those records would say if they could talk.
Airport hotel elevator/corridor/balcony. Ah what a night! Never fails to put a smile on my face remembering that one.
ReplyDeleteWhile in high school, my girlfriend gave me a blow job to completion in the back seat of her mom's car coming home from her grandparents while her mom was driving.
ReplyDeleteThe mental institution.
ReplyDeleteA Burger King Bathroom!
ReplyDelete...kidding.
Bauhaus reunion concert. I had no idea what a turn-on it would be seeing them play live.
Church bathroom. :)
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ReplyDeleteColor copier.
Outside in Sun Valley, Idaho, in the middle of February.
ReplyDeleteHotel jacuzzi in broad daylight, and in a strip club dressing room, i was the stripper, he was the d.j. :p
ReplyDeleteBeer cooler in a drive-thru. Right on top of the 12 packs.
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ReplyDeleteOn stage, between several curtains. No, there was not a performance going on, I mean, aside from us. In high school. With my cousin. *Distant* cousin! Though we did have the same last name. Okay yeah that's gross ;-P
ReplyDeleteHmmm, where do I begin?
ReplyDeleteUnder the stage of the Hammmersmith Apollo, London, during a gig.
On a pool table in a club.
Dressing room of a football club.
The Channel Tunnel on the way to France.
Driving down a motorway.
And so many more.
Eww, figgy!
ReplyDeleteNewlywed Game in the 1970's they asked this question and the wife answered, "In the butt".
ReplyDeleteWith another person? Up against a tree in the woods behind my house. Apparently 2 neighbor girls were watching and the chick I was boning really got off on that.
ReplyDeleteBy myself? Driving down the turnpike.
With another person? Up against a tree in the woods behind my house. Apparently 2 neighbor girls were watching and the chick I was boning really got off on that.
ReplyDeleteBy myself? Driving down the turnpike.
Palisades Parkway in New Jersey at 60 MPH
ReplyDeleteKensington Gardens, next to Kensington Palace. Had to climb over a gate with a stolen sheet!
ReplyDeleteGraveyard. She said it really made her feel alive
ReplyDeleteIn a laundromat. This was about a decade ago and I still giggle if I have to go there.
ReplyDeleteIn science class, on the hood of a 1957 Thunderbird, in a Gremlin,
ReplyDeleteGot a blow job going through lincoln tunnel. She swallowed like a champ. Good girl
ReplyDeleteAnyone here like The Dead Milkmen? My craziest place was the bathroom of Taco Land, the bar from the Dead Milkmen song
ReplyDeleteIn the parking garage of the Skydome (now Rogers Centre) in Toronto during a Blue Jays game. Ah to be 18 again...
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