Saw it...seriously that thing is monsterous...she was all oh baby while trying to push his chest with her arm straight out so he wouldnt go all the way in I guess...made me hurt just watching
AnnaLynne dared me to watch the Colin Farrell tape and now teases me with FFF pics. She keeps retweeting them to me whenever we talk about toilet paper and things on mobiles.
Just a comment that most people don't realize that supposedly Paris has made approx. $15 milion from her sex tape and Kim Kardashian approx. $8 million. Talking about royalties from the sales not related $$ earned. There are still people that think they were secretly released and they didn't get anything from the sales - couldn't happen without their agreeing to contract with distributors.
Ive pretty much got them all the worst Ive ever seen was Tonya Harding's. Even though Amy Fisher was acting in hers she was the best one. Pam and Kim and Paris meh.
I've seen Kim K's and Paris, both were very dull and boring, Pam and Tommy Lee's was hot though!! Also watched Fredrik Ecklund from Bravos New York real estate show, and was very impressed he his beautiful and very well endowed. I would love to see him and Ricky Martin get it on...now that would be HOT!
Id like to watch a Sandra Bullock/charlize theron sex tape. Also, and for totally different reasons, id like to see chris brown get teabagged and plowed by any big, HUGE, HUNG hairy beast of a man
Saw K. Kardashian- total BS. She was horrible. Saw Chyna- who knew she had a lil penis? Saw Paris- She was more in love with herself & the camera. Saw Super Head b$ she was famous- Truly a professional at what she does, I took notes and my skills improves 100%.
The Linda Blair one is a porn film she supposedly did for coke money. She denies it but the woman in the film is a dead ringer for her, if not actually her.
I part of kimmy cakes and tila tequila's. I tried to get a free glimpse of karissa shannons tape with that guy from smallville turned dealer to the stars but couldn't find any good clips. Booo
Almost forgot I saw farrah's tape but only to see James Deen not farrah's horse face. Did anyone else notice all the weird bumps and discoloration on farrah's lower cheeks. That was traumatizing.
Rosie, what are you doing on a porn post? I thought you didn't like this sort of discussion?
Ktrash: sucked
Backdoor Teen Mom: good. She went above and beyond having her fartbox demolished by a pro mope. Lil bit of a demerit because it was a pro production.
Pam/Tommy: ok. Poor video quality, but HD cellphones weren't around.
Tonya Harding: very good. She fucked like a.champ. i guess she had good cardio from skating. If I remember correctly she fininshed him off with her hand and showed the load to the camera
Ithink I saw some Baywatch blonde and brett micheals, eh. Mediocre
Paris hilton: very good. She was a hot and young commidity at that time, getting to see a sex tape of her was a huge score. Bonus because the dvd had a Taylor Rain scene on it. She is #2 on my fave porn whore list.
Jessica Sierra from AI: good. Nice lil body, she takes the thumb in the bum while.riding the dick in reverse cowgirl. She seemed to enjoy sucking dick. Dude was a horrible camera guy.
Keeley Hazel: Poor BJ skilz, more like a HJ w/ some mouth. Then it goes static cam man ass when he eats her out and bones her. Bleh.
Tila tequila: cool. Any time you have 3whores in a shower it can't be bad.
Gayheart/meth fiend from Celeb Rehab: eh. Cool to see them naked, but I don't recall any real action.
Chastity from ECW: pro porn prior to wrestling career. Eh
Macho Man's ex Gorgeous George: nice mast video from a hot lil blond. To bad it was from tail end of VHS days.
Chyna/Waltman: saw it once and never watched any of her pro stuff. If she didn't look so manly maybe her VERY large clit wouldn't have been disturbing.
Montana Fishburne: bad. Zitty sloppy ass, no wood to be had.
Lexxi Silver (Bernie Kosar's daughter): she did 2 scenes for mofos.com or realitykings.com, I forget. Fucking Phenomenal. Whore is smoking hot, even w/ terrible tatto on her back. The 3sum in the yoga studio is must see tv.
Girl from the urkel show: she was very hot. I saw it in low quality on a tubesite, and again I think this was unfortunately at the tail end of VHS days. Nevermind. I just found another and 6 minutes in dude is eating her butthole. 14 minutes in she's taking it in the keister. Definitley bookmarking it for later. This is much better than the first scene I saw with her.
Amy Fisher: I heard clips on Howard Stern, it was funny. I watched a couple clips, didn't care for it. When I saw her at a porn expo, I completely ignored her and talked to her sleazy husband Lou. I paid $ 10 to get a pic with him, mostly as a backhanded insult to her. She was largely ignored at the expo. Cunt.
Hulk Hogan: old and saggy night vision footage. Bubba's ex wife would be hotter if she toned down her tits and beak.
There was some Miss Philippines or Miss Thailand, some thing like that tape I saw that was pretty good. Wish I could remember the country.
I saw Farrah's too. I thought it was super boring because it was just butt sex the whole damn time mainly. She was also lame with the "oh baby's" constantly.
For people who have seen the Jayne Kennedy sex tape...kinda weird that the song playing while she is getting fisted is "i'm into something good" by Herman's Hermits.
I think that might be the one. Anya's boyfriend was the cameraman, and Anya was with Miss Japan, or someone who looked like Miss Japan. It was when they competed for Miss Universe.
I don't care to watch regular non celeb porn so I havent seen any celeb porn. i have seen parodies of parisite hiltons sex tape but not the real one. NO INTEREST AT ALL.
The ones I have watched. Commented if Jerkula hasn't done it before and better:
-Szusza Csistu: Hungarian gimnast. Not especially good, but she is a gimnast, imagine.
-Allison Williams (reporter): Not a celebrity until then, she was a reporter caught blowing a dude in a work truck. Acceptable.
-Jenna Lewis: Survivor contestant or winner. I liked it.
-Gena Lee Nolin: Baywatch actress. I can't remember it, I have to watch it again.
-Noelia: Puerto Rican singer. Mediocre.
-Severina Vuckovic: Croatian singer. Very good, that chick is a real slut in the good sense.
-Paris Hilton: sextaper. Awful.
-Keeley Hazel: Model.
-Roxana Díaz: Venezuelan actress. I liked it a lot, perhaps because it was the first one I watched. One of the few where they don the helicopter and use vegetables.
-Luly Bossa: Colombian actress. Not very good, but she was hot before surgery.
-Backdoor slut: Teen mom.
-Kimberly K: Sextaper.
-Virginie Caprice: Girl of the year in FMH France. This was a porn she made before famous. Professional.
-Tila Tequila: Actress.
-Dilara: Actress. Before winning a silver bear in Berlin festival as a normal actress, she was a porn thespian, and a good one.
-Carolyn Murphy: Model. Not very good.
-Poli Díaz: Spanish boxer, European champion. After he retired, he made some professional porn movies. His short dick, his awful playing and the soundtrack by Leonardo Dantés (preposterous man) make the movies great to see with male friends and laugh.
-Carmen de Mairena: Spanish sixty something fat and wrinkled tranny. Perhaps the only porn film where it is way better to listen to the script and look somewhere else. It has dialogues as: "-Soy el electricista. -Pues ven aquí, que mi coño echa chispas" (-I'm the electrician. -Come here then, that my pussy is sparking).
-Melissa King: Miss Teen Delaware. She is hot, but she doesn't seem to enjoy it a lot. Acceptable.
Good call Kermit, I forgot Miss Teen Delaware. Very pretty, can't fuck worth a damn. She too used to morons her own age being so out of their mind happy she will fuck them that they let her dictate the pace. She tried doin that with a pro mope and it was horrible. At one point the director told her to stop moving.
I forgot to mention the Game of Thrones whore. Dwarf's lady who is Sansa's servant. She did porn in Germany or something. Few scenes out there if you Google her name, which currently escapes me.
Pam and Tommy Pam & Bret Michaels Montana Fishburne Sam Jones& Karrissa Shannon(guy from Smallville) Chyna Colin Farrell Paris Hilton Kim K. Fred Durst Kanye West(pics) Vince Neil Amy Fisher
I've only seen Tommy & Pam's. I saw a couple of minutes of the Paris Hilton one online too, but it was very green and grainy and not good. I also saw some stills from the Tonya Harding one. They were published in Penthouse, maybe?
If there's a video of Vin Diesel and Wentworth Miller, I'd probably watch.
ReplyDeleteNot seen any, suppose Pammy and Tommy just to see his cock.
ReplyDeleteSaw it...seriously that thing is monsterous...she was all oh baby while trying to push his chest with her arm straight out so he wouldnt go all the way in I guess...made me hurt just watching
DeleteY'know, I just realized I've never seen any! Must remedy...any suggestions, Count?
ReplyDeleteReesie, I recommend Colin Farrell's. I wish some of the hair on his junk was on his head though.
DeleteSaw the Colin Farell one, and part of the Pammy one.
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ReplyDeleteAnnaLynne dared me to watch the Colin Farrell tape and now teases me with FFF pics. She keeps retweeting them to me whenever we talk about toilet paper and things on mobiles.
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ReplyDeleteRob Lowe
Chuck Berry
The Gogo's
Kim K
Paris
I'll wait until the Count gives us his reviews.
ReplyDeleteI've seen most of them, including the ultra-rare Linda Blair porn film. The wildest is Jayne Kennedy's. Kardashian's is just gross.
ReplyDeleteThe only one I ever watched was Green Zombie Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteMostly because it was night vision and I wasn't sure she was actually alive.
Just a comment that most people don't realize that supposedly Paris has made approx. $15 milion from her sex tape and Kim Kardashian approx. $8 million. Talking about royalties from the sales not related $$ earned. There are still people that think they were secretly released and they didn't get anything from the sales - couldn't happen without their agreeing to contract with distributors.
ReplyDeleteDoes Basic Instinct count? Since allegedly MD and SS really did it while taping
ReplyDeleteIve pretty much got them all the worst Ive ever seen was Tonya Harding's. Even though Amy Fisher was acting in hers she was the best one. Pam and Kim and Paris meh.
ReplyDeleteI've heard about the Jayne Kennedy one as being scandalous. Hmmm off to google lol
ReplyDeleteClarification - I did not pay to watch the sh!t.
ReplyDeleteOh and I was surprised that I liked Chyna 's
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ReplyDeletePervs!
ReplyDelete@FSP I'm a perv? I know you saw Farrah's because we discussed it here! :P
Delete@Lotta - that was a different FSP.
Delete@FSP then we need a safe word if there are FSP imposters.
Delete@Lotta - Tenuous
DeleteI've seen Kim K's and Paris, both were very dull and boring,
ReplyDeletePam and Tommy Lee's was hot though!! Also watched Fredrik Ecklund from Bravos New York real estate show, and was very impressed he his beautiful and very well endowed. I would love to see him and Ricky Martin get it on...now that would be HOT!
Why is everyone removing their comments?
ReplyDeleteIt's the shame, boss, the shame!
DeleteFSP calling us pervs. :(
Sugar - I deleted mine because I butchered the first draft and was too embarrassed to correct everything.
DeleteEwwww wasn't Chyna's the one where her clit looked like a penis from all the steroids she took??
ReplyDeleteJAyne Kennedy was fisted in hers but some people say it isn't her and my copy is too damaged ( about 10th generation) to tell ( she had an Afro).
ReplyDeleteYes Chyna had a big one but on the whole she looked surprisingly pretty despite being fairly muscular.
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ReplyDeleteNone.
ReplyDeleteAnd if we're talking fantasy sex tapes, Affleck, Damon & Hamm.
'nuff said.
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ReplyDeleteFarrah Abraham's was the best. She took a big dick in her cunt and her ass.
ReplyDeleteI'd watch an AnnaLynne tape. (Safe For Work)
ReplyDeleteId like to watch a Sandra Bullock/charlize theron sex tape.
ReplyDeleteAlso, and for totally different reasons, id like to see chris brown get teabagged and plowed by any big, HUGE, HUNG hairy beast of a man
Jayne Kennedy..WTF?
ReplyDeleteSaw K. Kardashian- total BS. She was horrible. Saw Chyna- who knew she had a lil penis? Saw Paris- She was more in love with herself & the camera. Saw Super Head b$ she was famous- Truly a professional at what she does, I took notes and my skills improves 100%.
ReplyDeleteJayne Kennedy's sex tape involved fisting. What's the Linda Blair one?
ReplyDeleteJayne Kennedy's is definitely her, and she gets totally fisted in it.
ReplyDeleteI've also seen the Streisand blue loop and though it isn't actually her the resemblance is amazing.
The Linda Blair one is a porn film she supposedly did for coke money. She denies it but the woman in the film is a dead ringer for her, if not actually her.
ReplyDeleteMy friend "found" a dvd infront of wal-mart that has them all one there kim's, paris, chyna, r kelly, colin, pam and tommy, ashanti, eve
ReplyDelete*blush*
ReplyDeleteNone.. I freaked out when the attack of the popups hit.
+1 @ BProfane
ReplyDelete@Alist - In front of wal-mart? I'm surprised he didn't purchase that inside wal-mart.
ReplyDeleteProud to say none (but if anyone could point me in the direction of the Colin Farrell one I'm sure my pride would take it).
ReplyDeleteNo he claims he found the dvd on the floor outside of wal-mart, as if somebody dropped it.
ReplyDeleteI have the Rob Lowe tape. Impressive satyr.
ReplyDeleteWhat I really want to see Nick Nolte with Betty White.
I saw a few minutes of Paris & Kim. Both of them had these weird dead eyes, it was off putting.
ReplyDeleteNone. Watching others have sex is just depraved.
ReplyDeleteI part of kimmy cakes and tila tequila's. I tried to get a free glimpse of karissa shannons tape with that guy from smallville turned dealer to the stars but couldn't find any good clips. Booo
ReplyDeleteAlmost forgot I saw farrah's tape but only to see James Deen not farrah's horse face. Did anyone else notice all the weird bumps and discoloration on farrah's lower cheeks. That was traumatizing.
DeleteRosie, what are you doing on a porn post? I thought you didn't like this sort of discussion?
ReplyDeleteKtrash: sucked
Backdoor Teen Mom: good. She went above and beyond having her fartbox demolished by a pro mope. Lil bit of a demerit because it was a pro production.
Pam/Tommy: ok. Poor video quality, but HD cellphones weren't around.
Tonya Harding: very good. She fucked like a.champ. i guess she had good cardio from skating. If I remember correctly she fininshed him off with her hand and showed the load to the camera
Ithink I saw some Baywatch blonde and brett micheals, eh. Mediocre
Paris hilton: very good. She was a hot and young commidity at that time, getting to see a sex tape of her was a huge score. Bonus because the dvd had a Taylor Rain scene on it. She is #2 on my fave porn whore list.
Jessica Sierra from AI: good. Nice lil body, she takes the thumb in the bum while.riding the dick in reverse cowgirl. She seemed to enjoy sucking dick. Dude was a horrible camera guy.
Keeley Hazel: Poor BJ skilz, more like a HJ w/ some mouth. Then it goes static cam man ass when he eats her out and bones her. Bleh.
Tila tequila: cool. Any time you have 3whores in a shower it can't be bad.
Gayheart/meth fiend from Celeb Rehab: eh. Cool to see them naked, but I don't recall any real action.
Chastity from ECW: pro porn prior to wrestling career. Eh
Macho Man's ex Gorgeous George: nice mast video from a hot lil blond. To bad it was from tail end of VHS days.
Chyna/Waltman: saw it once and never watched any of her pro stuff. If she didn't look so manly maybe her VERY large clit wouldn't have been disturbing.
Montana Fishburne: bad. Zitty sloppy ass, no wood to be had.
Lexxi Silver (Bernie Kosar's daughter): she did 2 scenes for mofos.com or realitykings.com, I forget. Fucking Phenomenal. Whore is smoking hot, even w/ terrible tatto on her back. The 3sum in the yoga studio is must see tv.
Girl from the urkel show: she was very hot. I saw it in low quality on a tubesite, and again I think this was unfortunately at the tail end of VHS days. Nevermind. I just found another and 6 minutes in dude is eating her butthole. 14 minutes in she's taking it in the keister. Definitley bookmarking it for later. This is much better than the first scene I saw with her.
Amy Fisher: I heard clips on Howard Stern, it was funny. I watched a couple clips, didn't care for it. When I saw her at a porn expo, I completely ignored her and talked to her sleazy husband Lou. I paid $ 10 to get a pic with him, mostly as a backhanded insult to her. She was largely ignored at the expo. Cunt.
Hulk Hogan: old and saggy night vision footage. Bubba's ex wife would be hotter if she toned down her tits and beak.
There was some Miss Philippines or Miss Thailand, some thing like that tape I saw that was pretty good. Wish I could remember the country.
@count - I salute you for taking one for the team to provide such informative reviews. My curiosity is now completely satisfied.
DeleteWould love a sex tape from Scarlet Johansson.
ReplyDeleteNone. porn is not my speed but i dont judge others if that is their speed.
ReplyDeleteSo Enty am i to glean from your last few off topic posts that you are a connoisseur of monster cookies and celebrity porn. You're a kinky one!!
ReplyDeleteI saw Farrah's too. I thought it was super boring because it was just butt sex the whole damn time mainly. She was also lame with the "oh baby's" constantly.
ReplyDeleteFor people who have seen the Jayne Kennedy sex tape...kinda weird that the song playing while she is getting fisted is "i'm into something good" by Herman's Hermits.
ReplyDelete@Count what was Chastity's porn name? Was it Nikki Tyler?
ReplyDelete@V she was screaming so loud I couldn't hear the song!
ReplyDeleteLol! Sandybrook, talk about an instance of perfect timing.
DeleteThank you Violet. For those still curious:
ReplyDeleteNOT SAFE FOR WORK
Family Matters buttsecks
poor girl did Ed Powers. i wont be watching this
i think Ed is the producer who botched the sex tape of a future celeb when she turned 18.
this is the scene i originally saw w/ Lexington Steele
Lexx's Mofos page w previews
@Sandybrook: Alexa NSFW
ReplyDeleteThx @Count
ReplyDelete@V Leon being the budding producer/director probably timed it out that way :)
Count-are you talking about Anya Ayoung-Chee from Project Runway when she was Miss Trinidad and Tabago?
ReplyDelete@jade: nah, it was 2 Asians, maybe 3. i forget if it was b/g or b/g/g.
ReplyDeleteI think that might be the one. Anya's boyfriend was the cameraman, and Anya was with Miss Japan, or someone who looked like Miss Japan. It was when they competed for Miss Universe.
ReplyDeleteAnya looks Asian. Both have very long black hair.
ReplyDelete@Jade: my apologies for not respecting your authority. i'm off to find some kleenex and the scene.
ReplyDeleteI don't care to watch regular non celeb porn so I havent seen any celeb porn. i have seen parodies of parisite hiltons sex tape but not the real one. NO INTEREST AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteHi five girl. Glad im not the oonly person with no interest in that. ;)
DeleteThe ones I have watched. Commented if Jerkula hasn't done it before and better:
ReplyDelete-Szusza Csistu: Hungarian gimnast. Not especially good, but she is a gimnast, imagine.
-Allison Williams (reporter): Not a celebrity until then, she was a reporter caught blowing a dude in a work truck. Acceptable.
-Jenna Lewis: Survivor contestant or winner. I liked it.
-Gena Lee Nolin: Baywatch actress. I can't remember it, I have to watch it again.
-Noelia: Puerto Rican singer. Mediocre.
-Severina Vuckovic: Croatian singer. Very good, that chick is a real slut in the good sense.
-Paris Hilton: sextaper. Awful.
-Keeley Hazel: Model.
-Roxana Díaz: Venezuelan actress. I liked it a lot, perhaps because it was the first one I watched. One of the few where they don the helicopter and use vegetables.
-Luly Bossa: Colombian actress. Not very good, but she was hot before surgery.
-Backdoor slut: Teen mom.
-Kimberly K: Sextaper.
-Virginie Caprice: Girl of the year in FMH France. This was a porn she made before famous. Professional.
-Tila Tequila: Actress.
-Dilara: Actress. Before winning a silver bear in Berlin festival as a normal actress, she was a porn thespian, and a good one.
-Carolyn Murphy: Model. Not very good.
-Poli Díaz: Spanish boxer, European champion. After he retired, he made some professional porn movies. His short dick, his awful playing and the soundtrack by Leonardo Dantés (preposterous man) make the movies great to see with male friends and laugh.
-Carmen de Mairena: Spanish sixty something fat and wrinkled tranny. Perhaps the only porn film where it is way better to listen to the script and look somewhere else. It has dialogues as: "-Soy el electricista. -Pues ven aquí, que mi coño echa chispas" (-I'm the electrician. -Come here then, that my pussy is sparking).
-Melissa King: Miss Teen Delaware. She is hot, but she doesn't seem to enjoy it a lot. Acceptable.
-Hulk Hogan: Wrestler.
-Montana Fishburne: Daughter.
Good call Kermit, I forgot Miss Teen Delaware. Very pretty, can't fuck worth a damn. She too used to morons her own age being so out of their mind happy she will fuck them that they let her dictate the pace. She tried doin that with a pro mope and it was horrible. At one point the director told her to stop moving.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention the Game of Thrones whore. Dwarf's lady who is Sansa's servant. She did porn in Germany or something. Few scenes out there if you Google her name, which currently escapes me.
paris hilton
ReplyDeletetommy and pam
@sandybrook im interested in the tonya harding tape...strange curiosity
Pam and Tommy
ReplyDeletePam & Bret Michaels
Montana Fishburne
Sam Jones& Karrissa Shannon(guy from Smallville)
Chyna
Colin Farrell
Paris Hilton
Kim K.
Fred Durst
Kanye West(pics)
Vince Neil
Amy Fisher
Colin Farrell
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ReplyDeleteI've only seen Tommy & Pam's. I saw a couple of minutes of the Paris Hilton one online too, but it was very green and grainy and not good. I also saw some stills from the Tonya Harding one. They were published in Penthouse, maybe?
ReplyDeleteI remember another one. Mimi Macpherson, Elle's sister. That one was hot because Mimi is just about as gorgeous as Elle.
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