Ancient A list comedienne/B list talk show host trash talking this A list mostly movie actress who is in a huge franchise after the actress said bad things about the comedienne.
Ditto what @Steampunk Jazz said. I look forward to your take.
Cosigning JLaw and JoRiv (heh). I like her just fine, but this belief she's not managed, or has an image cultivated....please don't be naive, ya'll. Been seeing tons of posts everywhere about Lorde in this same vein. Everyone calling them anti-slutty, real and cool girls. not packaged and groomed. BWAHAHAHA! Ask Alanis Morisette or any of those old Indie gals from back in the day. If you are marketed as "cool, goth hipster girl," and it takes, that's who you are. Big money goes into making things look like are lacking in artifice.
No, that was Kstew, when she showed up on crutches at a red carpet even a few Months ago. Lucas, Cameron, And Weinstein were in attendance. She was on crutches after the gangbang for leading roles.
JLaw ripped on Fashion Police, said they criticize women and call them fat. Is Rivers on Fashion Police?
I adore JLaw but I still don't get why she won the Oscar. Silver Linings Playbook was a good movie, but her role wasn't Oscar. Coop, maybe, possibly even DeNiro for supporting.
Jennifer said that shows like The Fashion Police is bad for picking on people for their looks but Joan said that Jennifer was all for the show when they were complimenting her during the Oscar season for her outfits Joan thinks jennifer is a hypocrite. This is a tough one for me because I like both these whores.
Joan Rivers is an old cunt who will take a shot at any star whether she likes them or not, even if they do own half the programming on E!
Yeah, her jokes are hit-or-miss but they are equal opportunity. Fat jokes, old jokes, your vagina is eating your jumpsuit jokes... The old bird doesn't give a fuck.
As for Kelly Osborne, homeskillet has a straight up complex. All of the starlets who were ever mean to her or commented on her weight, she goes after.
Like I said, I like them both but I'm siding with Joan on this. Lawrence put her foot in her mouth and picked a fight with the wrong broad.
Goop said she looked like a "Crazy Joan Rivers" after she tried Botox. Rumor has it Goop was very close with Harvey Weinstein and was the "Miramax Muse" at one point...
Joan Rivers hasn't been relevant in some time, and she should be able to take the heat at this point without resorting to attacks.
Jennifer Lawrence's criticism of her crap show is valid, and it's not hypocritical to be nice to someone who's being nice to you--and there's nothing saying that JLaw wasn't aware of what Joan's show was about until after the fact.
I wouldn't say Joan is resorting to attacks. She's saying "F her!" That will probably be her last comment. I like JLaw as much as the next person, but if you screw your way to the top, don't be surprised that people know about it. Joan worked hard her whole life & made her fame & fortune that way, presumably. And she's effin hilarious!
Since there must be well over a hundred academy members that vote, I would saw whoever it was earned her Oscar. Poor thing is probably still icing her knees.
I don't believe anyone can screw their way to an Oscar, and I certainly don't believe JLaw did.
However, there was a rumor circulating that Harvey Weinstein - who hates Kathryn Bigelow - pulled Hollywood strings to get JLaw the award over Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty. This could be more sour grapes coming from that rumor.
@Seven of Eleven One could argue she didn't have to screw a ton of voters, just the one dude who has enough clout to make these things happen. Harvey's known for taking young actresses errrm, under his wing. I don't want to believe it, but I wouldn't be surprised.
@Kristin & 7, you're throwing me back to the last couple week's discussion about bj/handjobbing a guy for hours to get him hard ... ufff Harvey is*so* in that camp.
I remember when she was one of the most brilliant, savage, insightful and incisive minds in comedy. Now she makes fun of people's clothes for a living -- something we expect a normal person to have grown out of about the time they get out of sixth grade.
Hmmmm....you *can* fuck for an Oscar. Winning us usually all about how hard you and/or your team campaigns for you to the academy. A lot of voters are in old folks homes and have no idea who the actors or films are and are told how to vote. Others are bombarded with gifts, crazy vacays all kinds of shit. Warren Beatty campaigned HARD for Halle when she was nominated for Monsters Ball....Halle screwed Warren and got an Oscar out of it.
I'm surprised anybody under the age of 130 knows who Joan Rivers is. She was guest hosting the Tonight Show several years before Jennifer Lawrence was born. Joan should do a JLaw movie marathon. Jen may or may not sleep with people who can get her roles but she doesn't need to with her acting talent. As far as I can see Joan never had any talents. She's like a very bad version of Phylis Diller, who was no great shakes to begin with.
The more blinds I read from this website, the more I think it's all bullshit. Seriously, something happens in the celebrity world and then a blind related to it appears the next day. Happens all the time. There might be a bit of truth to some things, but there is definitely a lot of made up crap here.
When Harvey decides which movies he is going to push at Oscar time he is ferocious about it. He does not always succeed however but he has a pretty good track record.
Personally I think stuff goes on in Hollywood that would shock Count Jerkula, we just don't hear about it.
Read enough history, read about the Romans, read enough about politics, and anything is possible. As they say truth is often stranger than fiction.
Not to say all these blinds are legit, that they were never really blinds in the first or just someone with an agenda out to smear someone with a rumour because that too happens in the real world.
@Pip, I agree. That is the first thing I saw her in and was very impressed. I think Joan was just being Joan - if she even said that, which I doubt. She can be nasty but she's not stupid.
This is Joan Rivers talking about Jennifer Lawrence. I don't think Joan is jealous of J Law but upset with J Law for trashing her show.
Whatever you think of Joan she has been around for years and knows where the bodies are buried. So I kinda believe that it's true. Besides we are talking about Hollywood here.
Actors having been trading sex for roles since Hollywood began. Another Joan, Crawford, entire career was built on fu*king those who could help her get roles. I would ride Harvey if it landed me a career advancing role.
Jennifer Lawrence was supposed to be all about the acting with an occasional fling - or so it was mentioned here sometime.
Looking at Weinstein and assuming she fucked the guy for an award, she might have gone new ways in her career. It probably was all about feeling the part. That's quite neo-method.
Liking Lawrence and admiring her talent shouldn't mean she's on some pedestal, Hollywood is NOT Real life like we live it. You think the Bette Davises and Marilyns of their day didn't bang for parts? Meryl Streep did. So did Julia Roberts...its a crazy world they inhabit, y'all. Someone is probably injecting Botox into an A lister's taint, as I write this.
God dam u commenters say some dumb shit sometimes. J law owned in slp and if u weren't very impressed by her you shouldn't judge ppls acting ability. Stop believing EVEryThIng u read on cdan. Joan rivers doesn't know shit, and if u watch her show you're an IDIOT.
JLaw was great in "Winters Bone". SLP not so much.
I will always admire Joan Rivers. She went through hell professionally and personally and now she has people begging to come on her show to dish about fashion. I remember when people showed up on Red Carpets looking as if they hadn't bathed in weeks **cough Brad Pitt cough**. Folks got pissed at her but she single handedly got many stars to clean up their acts, literally.
This week Elizabeth Banks was voted best dressed for wearing a canary yellow custom Jason Wu to the new Hunger Games movie. At one point someone on the show said "Elizabeth you might not be the star of that movie but you were the star that night" while showing the cast in a group picture with JLaw at the center. The snark makes sense now.
Joan sure is bitter about this young girl saying that picking on people for how they look makes for a stupid tv show. Considering how many viewers it gets, the world agrees. Sorry Joan, time to put the claws back in and make nice. Or no one will be on your show as J Lawrence is going to be around for a long time and you dear elder are not going to be around for much longer. Meow.
Ancient - Joan Rivers
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ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers / J Law
ReplyDeleteEven my no guess self agrees with this . BTW? IT'S always a pleasure to read your guesses VIP, and your FFF makes Friday fun.
DeleteDitto what @Steampunk Jazz said. I look forward to your take.
DeleteCosigning JLaw and JoRiv (heh). I like her just fine, but this belief she's not managed, or has an image cultivated....please don't be naive, ya'll. Been seeing tons of posts everywhere about Lorde in this same vein. Everyone calling them anti-slutty, real and cool girls. not packaged and groomed. BWAHAHAHA! Ask Alanis Morisette or any of those old Indie gals from back in the day. If you are marketed as "cool, goth hipster girl," and it takes, that's who you are. Big money goes into making things look like are lacking in artifice.
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ReplyDeleteDid she fuck Harvey Weinstein?
ReplyDeleteNo, that was Kstew, when she showed up on crutches at a red carpet even a few
DeleteMonths ago. Lucas, Cameron,
And Weinstein were in attendance. She was on crutches after the gangbang for leading roles.
Sure can dish it out but can't take it in...
ReplyDeleteThat would be the fine art of, 'giving it back'. I'll wait while you take notes on catty banter.
DeleteJoan is a crusty old broad but at least she is an equal opportunity shit talker. I like JLaw, but I dig how Joan isn't afraid to call her on her shit.
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DeleteJoan you forgot to say she's very talented…
ReplyDeleteI don't remember JLaw making any comments about Rivers. I was actually thinking Paltrow for this.
ReplyDeleteJLaw called Joan or her show out for calling her or someone fat... or something along those lines.
ReplyDeleteI think it may have been Kelly Osbourne.
DeleteWhat did Jllaw say?
ReplyDeleteJoan and Jen are feuding ...
ReplyDeleteYep, got to be!
ReplyDeleteThe cussing gives it away, obvs. Lol, what a lady.
DeleteJLaw ripped on Fashion Police, said they criticize women and call them fat. Is Rivers on Fashion Police?
ReplyDeleteI adore JLaw but I still don't get why she won the Oscar. Silver Linings Playbook was a good movie, but her role wasn't Oscar. Coop, maybe, possibly even DeNiro for supporting.
Jennifer said that shows like The Fashion Police is bad for picking on people for their looks but Joan said that Jennifer was all for the show when they were complimenting her during the Oscar season for her outfits Joan thinks jennifer is a hypocrite. This is a tough one for me because I like both these whores.
ReplyDeleteIs there really something to rumor she fucked someone to help get Oscar or just rivers spouting shit??
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers is an old cunt who will take a shot at any star whether she likes them or not, even if they do own half the programming on E!
ReplyDeleteYeah, her jokes are hit-or-miss but they are equal opportunity. Fat jokes, old jokes, your vagina is eating your jumpsuit jokes... The old bird doesn't give a fuck.
As for Kelly Osborne, homeskillet has a straight up complex. All of the starlets who were ever mean to her or commented on her weight, she goes after.
Like I said, I like them both but I'm siding with Joan on this. Lawrence put her foot in her mouth and picked a fight with the wrong broad.
Goop said she looked like a "Crazy Joan Rivers" after she tried Botox. Rumor has it Goop was very close with Harvey Weinstein and was the "Miramax Muse" at one point...
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers hasn't been relevant in some time, and she should be able to take the heat at this point without resorting to attacks.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence's criticism of her crap show is valid, and it's not hypocritical to be nice to someone who's being nice to you--and there's nothing saying that JLaw wasn't aware of what Joan's show was about until after the fact.
Team JLaw all the way.
lol at anyone thinking jen had to fuck someone to get her Oscar. so jealous.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say Joan is resorting to attacks. She's saying "F her!" That will probably be her last comment. I like JLaw as much as the next person, but if you screw your way to the top, don't be surprised that people know about it. Joan worked hard her whole life & made her fame & fortune that way, presumably. And she's effin hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSince there must be well over a hundred academy members that vote, I would saw whoever it was earned her Oscar. Poor thing is probably still icing her knees.
ReplyDeleteI like Joan but she but she needs to retire
ReplyDeleteI don't believe anyone can screw their way to an Oscar, and I certainly don't believe JLaw did.
ReplyDeleteHowever, there was a rumor circulating that Harvey Weinstein - who hates Kathryn Bigelow - pulled Hollywood strings to get JLaw the award over Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty. This could be more sour grapes coming from that rumor.
@Seven of Eleven One could argue she didn't have to screw a ton of voters, just the one dude who has enough clout to make these things happen. Harvey's known for taking young actresses errrm, under his wing. I don't want to believe it, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Delete@Kristin, {SHUDDER}. I can't even imagine being "under" that guy. I don't want to believe it, either.
Delete@Seven I'm with you on that. I'd imagine that flop sweat of a man would make the chick do all the work.
Delete@Kristin & 7, you're throwing me back to the last couple week's discussion about bj/handjobbing a guy for hours to get him hard ... ufff Harvey is*so* in that camp.
DeleteI'd like to think this is Goop/Weinstein ! She's in the Iron man franchise too! Probably J-Law, but I'd rather think it was Paltrow.
ReplyDeleteI think the screwing is for the parts only. You can't possibly screw enough voting members to actually win the award.
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers just makes me really, really sad.
ReplyDeleteI remember when she was one of the most brilliant, savage, insightful and incisive minds in comedy. Now she makes fun of people's clothes for a living -- something we expect a normal person to have grown out of about the time they get out of sixth grade.
It's just sad.
Well as much as I love JLaw---I have to agree that her role in SLP was good but not Oscar
ReplyDeleteI really thought Jess Chastain was better in ZDT
Coop was excellent though-I have completely changed my mind about his acting since that film-he should be doing more roles like SLP
Don't believe the Weinstein/JLaw thing though. I will say I'd believe it of GOOPY
Joan Rivers is just being bitchy......like usual
ReplyDeleteshe was calling out JLaw-but no I don't think Jen literally screwed Weinstein for the part or the Oscar
How many Oscar winners didn't "fuck" to get a role somewhere along the way?
ReplyDeleteWhat a cesspool, this industry.
Joan Rivers but I hate to hear JLaw sleeping with Weinstein.
ReplyDeleteew
ReplyDeleteAlways found it very suspicious how Jennifer Lawrence got an Oscar! She is not that good. I find her very boring too.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....you *can* fuck for an Oscar. Winning us usually all about how hard you and/or your team campaigns for you to the academy. A lot of voters are in old folks homes and have no idea who the actors or films are and are told how to vote. Others are bombarded with gifts, crazy vacays all kinds of shit. Warren Beatty campaigned HARD for Halle when she was nominated for Monsters Ball....Halle screwed Warren and got an Oscar out of it.
ReplyDeleteI'd screw Warren and I don't even want an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteI'd screw Warren and I don't even want an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised anybody under the age of 130 knows who Joan Rivers is. She was guest hosting the Tonight Show several years before Jennifer Lawrence was born. Joan should do a JLaw movie marathon. Jen may or may not sleep with people who can get her roles but she doesn't need to with her acting talent. As far as I can see Joan never had any talents. She's like a very bad version of Phylis Diller, who was no great shakes to begin with.
ReplyDeleteWell Harvey doesn't play nicely.
ReplyDeletePaltrow, Lively, now Lawrence?
Shudder.
It would be sad that even people with talent has to sleep with creepy people to get ahead.
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ReplyDeleteThe more blinds I read from this website, the more I think it's all bullshit. Seriously, something happens in the celebrity world and then a blind related to it appears the next day. Happens all the time. There might be a bit of truth to some things, but there is definitely a lot of made up crap here.
ReplyDeleteWhen Harvey decides which movies he is going to push at Oscar time he is ferocious about it. He does not always succeed however but he has a pretty good track record.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think stuff goes on in Hollywood that would shock Count Jerkula, we just don't hear about it.
ReplyDeleteRead enough history, read about the Romans, read enough about politics, and anything is possible. As they say truth is often stranger than fiction.
Not to say all these blinds are legit, that they were never really blinds in the first or just someone with an agenda out to smear someone with a rumour because that too happens in the real world.
JLaw would've won an Oscar in the future, with or without screwing Weinstein. She is a great actress. She was amazing in Winter's Bone.
ReplyDelete@Pip, I agree. That is the first thing I saw her in and was very impressed. I think Joan was just being Joan - if she even said that, which I doubt. She can be nasty but she's not stupid.
ReplyDeleteJealous Joan Rivers about Jennifer Lawrence.
ReplyDeleteI can hear Joan saying this, lol. I think what got to her was when she called it tacky. Don't nobody diss her show like that. :$
ReplyDeleteThis is Joan Rivers talking about Jennifer Lawrence. I don't think Joan is jealous of J Law but upset with J Law for trashing her show.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you think of Joan she has been around for years and knows where the bodies are buried. So I kinda believe that it's true. Besides we are talking about Hollywood here.
Actors having been trading sex for roles since Hollywood began. Another Joan, Crawford, entire career was built on fu*king those who could help her get roles. I would ride Harvey if it landed me a career advancing role.
Joan is just exploiting this for publicity, like a smart old pro. I don't think she really cares what jlaw thinks of her, and vice versa.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence was supposed to be all about the acting with an occasional fling - or so it was mentioned here sometime.
ReplyDeleteLooking at Weinstein and assuming she fucked the guy for an award, she might have gone new ways in her career.
It probably was all about feeling the part. That's quite neo-method.
Social exchange theory at the finest. Humans are nothing but hairless monkeys.
ReplyDeleteLiking Lawrence and admiring her talent shouldn't mean she's on some pedestal, Hollywood is NOT Real life like we live it. You think the Bette Davises and Marilyns of their day didn't bang for parts? Meryl Streep did. So did Julia Roberts...its a crazy world they inhabit, y'all. Someone is probably injecting Botox into an A lister's taint, as I write this.
ReplyDeleteGod dam u commenters say some dumb shit sometimes. J law owned in slp and if u weren't very impressed by her you shouldn't judge ppls acting ability. Stop believing EVEryThIng u read on cdan. Joan rivers doesn't know shit, and if u watch her show you're an IDIOT.
ReplyDeleteTakes balls for someone who can't properly format a sentence to call other people idiots.
DeleteJLaw was great in "Winters Bone". SLP not so much.
ReplyDeleteI will always admire Joan Rivers. She went through hell professionally and personally and now she has people begging to come on her show to dish about fashion. I remember when people showed up on Red Carpets looking as if they hadn't bathed in weeks **cough Brad Pitt cough**. Folks got pissed at her but she single handedly got many stars to clean up their acts, literally.
This week Elizabeth Banks was voted best dressed for wearing a canary yellow custom Jason Wu to the new Hunger Games movie. At one point someone on the show said "Elizabeth you might not be the star of that movie but you were the star that night" while showing the cast in a group picture with JLaw at the center. The snark makes sense now.
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ReplyDeleteJoan sure is bitter about this young girl saying that picking on people for how they look makes for a stupid tv show. Considering how many viewers it gets, the world agrees. Sorry Joan, time to put the claws back in and make nice. Or no one will be on your show as J Lawrence is going to be around for a long time and you dear elder are not going to be around for much longer. Meow.
ReplyDeleteNice one, @Unknown 12.39am! Yeah, zomg!!!1! Joan Rivers should be nicer because she's gonna die soon! She's elderzzz!!! LOL!!111!!!!
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