Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Blind Item #4

This C list celebrity offspring of a forever A lister has had a problem picking up women in the past year. The celebrity has been spending most of his income on hookers. He pays them to come over and have sex but always ends up asking them out. None of have wanted to be his first so to speak.


22 comments:

  1. With the wording at the end, sounds like Chaz Bono

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  2. VIP, you beat me to it! LOL

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  3. oooo Chaz! I was looking for a more obvious choice. Good guess!

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  4. oh, :( If this is Chas... Kind of breaks my heart.

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  5. Nice work VIP and Heather. My Scott Eastwood guess was going to be waaaay off.

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  6. Didn't Chaz have a girlfriend when she got the surgery?

    Reminds me of Artie Lange's story of asking a Brazilian whore to come to his house and meet his parents. He paid her to bang 2x in a diner parking lot, in his old man's work van, so of course the next step is bringing her home to meet mom.

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    1. I am wondering if that wording means "first post op transgender surgery." Poor Chazzers.

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  7. I was also thinking Chaz has already had a girlfriend.

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  8. Count, not even the old man's work van--wasn't it a handicap accessible vehicle so they could transport his dad?

    I looooove Artie. Have you read Crash And Burn yet? I have a feeling it's going to break my heart.

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  9. It is a bit sad if Chaz.

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  10. @Vintage: I haven't read it yet, but now that you remind me, I'm going to put it on my X-Mas list.

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  11. I think Chaz has a girlfriend but even if it was him I find it kinda hard to believe he would have trouble dating....unless of course he is looking for someone in the wrong type of dating pool.

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  12. I read that incident in Lange's book. Didn't that Brazilian woman move away and he never saw her again?

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  13. @JBE: Brazilian hookers/strippers are very common in NJ. I believe if they are caught over staying their visa, they aren't allowed back unless they jump through expensive legal hoops and wait X # of years.

    But to answer your question, yes, she moved.

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  14. Aww, a heroin addict got stood up by a hooker while looking for a heroine.

    The karma's endless.

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  15. Aww that's sad. He should try and ask a woman out after a little chatting, a normal gal. That's gotta be so difficult. To date when everyone knows who you are. I feel for him.

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