This A list actor who used to be A+ and is in danger of dropping to B+ if he doesn't get a hit does not even sleep with his former B list mostly television actress wife. Sex is pretty rare too.
@Steampunk well besides raising 2 of the most brilliant and humble children on the planet she was on a show called Hawthorne (whatever the f that was?) and does voice work for big budget animation
Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds, if you are reading this:
*Get out, now!*
The blog posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Call the cops and tell them to look for an obese man with an iPhone hiding in the closet or behind the curtains. He responds to "Enty" and can be distracted with bacon. Or donuts.
Blake -- now is a good time for you to whip up something homemade. Not in YOUR kitchen, of course. Maybe run to the neighbor's.
More Ryan and Blake?
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Delete@VIP How about Bruce Willis?
DeleteI like your reply. I can't think what Jada has done within the last 10 years to rate former anything.
Delete@Bunni You mean for the blind, or for the peen?
DeleteThis is Bland Beigely and Ryawn Reynolds. So... CT Inn Sexy. Hot.
Deletewill and jada easy easy
ReplyDeleteWill Smith
ReplyDeleteMichael J Fox
Blake and Ryan ftw!
ReplyDelete@Steampunk well besides raising 2 of the most brilliant and humble children on the planet she was on a show called Hawthorne (whatever the f that was?) and does voice work for big budget animation
ReplyDeleteHow about Harrison and Calista?
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise and Katie Holmes five years ago.
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ReplyDeleteRussell Brand?? I am speechless.
ReplyDeleteBlake Lively or Ryan Reynolds, if you are reading this:
ReplyDelete*Get out, now!*
The blog posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Call the cops and tell them to look for an obese man with an iPhone hiding in the closet or behind the curtains. He responds to "Enty" and can be distracted with bacon. Or donuts.
Blake -- now is a good time for you to whip up something homemade. Not in YOUR kitchen, of course. Maybe run to the neighbor's.
God speed.
you funny. (note to self: buy Depends)
ReplyDeleteSo what? Who cares?
ReplyDeleteLOL @NomNom
ReplyDeleteCould be blake/ryan or will/jada actually.
ReplyDeleteWill and Jada..Will is/was A+, Ryan is A/B...
ReplyDeleteWant to make this Broderick and SJP but I guess not
ReplyDelete((Yawn))
ReplyDeleteHee @Nomnom!
ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant, Nomnom.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Blake and Ryan.
I'll fuck and suck Blake, no problem.
ReplyDeleteRun Blake, run!
ReplyDelete(call me?)
@Andy
DeleteShe will not call u. She likes her men difficult. Ooops, I mean "challenging".
Lol
Reynolds never was A+ list or even A list
ReplyDeletei agree @FrenchGirl maybe B list, but never A! Gotta be Will and Jada ..... If Blake and Ryan are having these troubles already, it's a shame!
ReplyDeletei agree @FrenchGirl maybe B list, but never A! Gotta be Will and Jada ..... If Blake and Ryan are having these troubles already, it's a shame!
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