October 2, 2008
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Don't want to complain, but come on, one of the most uninteresting reveals ever.
ReplyDeleteThis was already revealed!
ReplyDeleteWe knew this already, but I will ask, why did she get married?
ReplyDeleteWasn't she the one doing the web cam sex in front of her husband too?
ReplyDeleteSo, wait, was she the horny pirate from yesterday or not??
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a nasty piece of work. He seemed - only going by what I saw in tabloids here - a really nice, grounded guy ... what a waste.
ReplyDeleteNext reveal: Mark Twain shared his bed with men.
ReplyDeleteReveal: Jesus rose on the third day. And got in trouble from his mum for being an indolent lollygagger layabout. He later went on to great things.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. Thats gotta hurt. Goddamn shes super skanky.
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