Friday, November 22, 2013

Dina Lohan Needs Psychiatric Evaluation

Dina Lohan would never go see a psychiatrist on her own but a judge ordered her to submit herself to a psych evaluation before she goes back to court next week on her DUI case. I think that is a tremendous idea and I would love to know what the psychiatrist says about Dina other than her being a narcissistic addict who appears to have no other purpose in life other than to party and live off the earnings of her kids. Have you ever noticed that Dina does not apply her managerial talents to other people? No other kids or adults want Dina to represent them. Why is that? Joe Simpson has a roster of other people he represents and has been a producer of network television shows. If you are successful people will flock to you regardless of whether you will blow all the commissions on blow and first class flights across the country to see your daughter go to jail.

I'm glad Dina had her DUI in New York. I would love to see her go to jail for a month but she won't. It is not a celebrity vs regular people thing. That is not an issue. What would be an isue is when she violates the probation she will be given and she will violate it - then she is going to be in for a nasty surprise when she thinks she will skate in New York like Lindsay skates in LA.


24 comments:

  1. I don't think Joe Simpson was drunk and high all the time, like Dina is.

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    1. No, he was busy groping visiting men under the table, lol

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  2. She will have Lindsay show up next week & the whole court system will be turned into a fucking circus. Anything to get free press.

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  3. Shoot, I'll do it right here from home: I pronounce you, Dina Lohag, batshitfuckingcrazy! Off to Bellevue (this is NY, right?)!!!

    Done!

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  4. Is this backwards Friday?

    What has this woman done aside from giving birth to someone who has wasted her potential and married a man who proudly wears a mesh shirt?

    Who is paying this blog nowadays?

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  5. Oh, come on, Bacon...you know you think he's sex-ayyyy!!!

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  6. I hope they make her put one of those breathalyzer devices on her car. It would be funny every time she is papped, she gets into her car and has to blow in the thing.

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  7. I concur with Meanie. In fact we don't even need a medical degree for that declaration.

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  8. And make her take out those damn extensions for cryin' out loud...

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  9. Any lawyer types know why a DUI leads to a psych evaluation? Is this a defense strategy?

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  10. "Momagers" don't typically manage anyone other than their offspring/cash cow(s).

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  11. I think her lawyer needs an eval also.

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  12. You people misunderstand her! She was MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

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  13. Dina graciously offered to do a PSA about drinking and driving to try to keep others from succumbing to a similar fate. She's only thinking of others, you see.

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  14. Shes so disgusting. What goid will psych evsluation do? We all know shes nuts. How will that help the judge? Lock her up like any other junkie alkie. Imagine her without extensions, big horse teeth, makeup? Awesome!!!!

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  15. Yeah Aunt Licky..Awesome if we don't have to look at that old whore.

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  16. The DUI happened not too far from where I live, There is a very nice restaurant /bar and she may have been there for singles night.

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  17. What is the restaurant and when is singles night? I'll giver her a gram of coke folded up in a hundred, and see if she needs a ride home.

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  18. Count, it is a sushi/steak house. Very expensive. I was there once. I met a friend from high school for some drinks. Wasn't my type of crowd. Every time I end up in a place like this I can't wait to go home and put on my sweat pants.

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  19. How much are we talking for a strip steak, $30-40, $50+?

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  20. Dinners probably come out to about $80-$100 pp. They get you on the drinks. I think I paid about $15 for a drink.
    If you plan on meeting Dina I wouldn't worry about having to feed her. I don't think she goes to these places for the food.

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  21. Oh, my only investment in her would be the coke and the hundred, maybe a $15 drink. I'd get there early, have a steak and a few beers while I wait for her to arrive. Any decent hunter needs to assess the habitat prior to trying to bag their prey.

    Ya know, I think I would get 2 grams of coke and only pass 1/2 a gram to her. Gotta have more for 20 minutes later when she starts jonesing. Ya think grams would be enough or I would need an 8-ball.

    So $100 for food, another $75 for drinks, $120 for coke and a $100 bill. About $400 bucks to bang Dina, I don't know. I might have to slip out of her room and look for some of Lindsay's panties to steal to make it worth my while.

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  22. Count, 25-30 years ago it was an El Torrito. Judd Apatow used to work there. I would go and get a free meal on my birthday. Too bad you couldn't have worked out meeting Dina back then.
    You would have beenn able to go for next to nothing if you planned around her birthday.

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