Thursday, December 19, 2013
Blind Item #2
This A list reality star/producer/celebrity promised his main significant other that he wouldn't hook up with any escorts or strippers until after the new year. That promise lasted all of about three days. When she came back home after shopping she said he was gone and found out later he had gone to see a baker which is his term for a hooker.
Simon
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ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest. It doesn't say the stripper/hooker is female
ReplyDeleteCould she honestly expect any different?
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will not be happy, FSP!!!
But what's with the after New Years hooker promise? What in the reverse-New-Years-resolution shit is this?
ReplyDeleteSimon COW(ell)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ FSP!
ReplyDelete@FSP....awesome! LOL
ReplyDeleteKristin is right! What sort of backwards soccerery is this? Is it the bizarro world?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's when the baby's due?
ReplyDeleteSo weird...who resolves to go BACK to sleeping with strippers in the new year?! That being said, my guess is Simon.
ReplyDeleteSimon's baby mama doesn't want him to see any butchers until after the new year, because of the coming new spawn's imminent arrival. Just for appearances. They're never gonna be together and be this cute little family, they've already hammered out the contract details.
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